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movies Movie News Expendables 3 Blu ray Sylvester Stallone Extended
Update: Action violence didn't turn out so expendable
Stallone says Expendables 4 will be R rated
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Toxic Avenger Part II Blu ray
Shopping: The Toxic Avenger Part II
1989 USA action comedy horror by Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases New Directors Japan Format Blu ray
Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Trancers, Dr Who Season 8, The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
UK News UK News Old Bailey
Update: Searching for someone else to do the work
Man goes to court to force Google to track down links to delete
Liberty Watch Liberty News Mark Thomas Serious Organised Criminal
Update: Hopefully a new programme will document the results
Mark Thomas sues the Met police for unlawful snooping
Nutter Watch PC News nick conrad
Updated: Keep Your Knickers On
Radio Norfolk chat show host has a little fun at the expense of political correctness
Nutter Watch PC News index
Coded Outrage
PC lynch mob sets its sights on a Barbie book
Nutter Watch PC News tesco censorship values logo
Update: Tesco Declines into Censorship
Now tabloid newspaper covers will be censored
Extreme Porn Extreme Porn HM Courts Service
Dangerous Work Laptops
Dangerous porn victim snitched up by workplace
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Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014

A new law to ban British websites from hosting videos beyond R18, and to demand onerous age verification.

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UK Government UK Internet

16th Nov
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The Audiovisal Media Sevices Regulations 2014 (sic)
A new government law to crucify British adult websites is so shoddy that they didn't bother to spell check the title, and it comes into effect on 1st December
UK Government UK Internet

13th Nov
Sky TV
A watershed for the internet...Mediawatch-UK will be pleased
Sky Broadband introduces option for parents to automatically set times of day when internet website blocking is in force
UK Government UK Internet

11th Nov
Virgin Media
Websafe not Failsafe
Virgin Media's internet blocking server takes out all website access for a couple of hours
UK Government UK Internet

8th Nov
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: BLOCKED!
ISP Filters are so strict that almost half ban the 'Strange Things are Happening' site - but ATVOD still want more internet censorship. by David Flint
   

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24th Nov
Expendables 3 Blu ray Sylvester Stallone Extended
Update: Action violence didn't turn out so expendable
Stallone says Expendables 4 will be R rated
South Asia South Asia

22nd Nov
happy new year
Update: Movie Spoilers
India ends experiment with nagging pop-up warning during movie scenes showing alcohol
film Asia Pacific

20th Nov
Hunger Games Mockingjay Part DVD
Three Fingered Salute
Thai cinemas cancel showings of Mockingjay as its symbology chimes with those opposing military dictatorship
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Whisper Scream Blu ray Vincent Price
Shopping: From A Whisper To A Scream
1987 USA action horror thriller by Jeff Burr, cut by the BBFC, set for US Blu-ray release on 17th February 2015
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Found Gavin Brown
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Found Missing 99s
Movie-Censorship reveals that the UK release of Found is cut by 99s so must have suffered pre-cuts in addition to the 4s of BBFC cuts.
film BBFC News

18th Nov
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Paddington Bear and his Mild Sex References
The Daily Mail, the book's author and SaferMedia all whinge at the BBFC for its consumer advice for the movie, Paddington
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

16th Nov
Hercules DVD Dwayne Johnson
Shopping: Hercules
Movie-Censorship.com reveals the details of the Extended Version (whilst UK viewers suffer a cut 12 rated version)
film Diary

15th Nov
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Diary: Soundstage Events
20th November 2014. Interview with BBFC senior examiner Craig Lapper
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Maze Runner Will Poulter
The Maze Runner
An uncut 15 rated Audio Descriptive Version suggests that the UK will see an uncut home video release

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24th Nov
Old Bailey
Update: Searching for someone else to do the work
Man goes to court to force Google to track down links to delete
World News Liberty News Mark Thomas Serious Organised Criminal
Update: Hopefully a new programme will document the results
Mark Thomas sues the Met police for unlawful snooping
Extreme Porn Extreme Porn HM Courts Service
Dangerous Work Laptops
Dangerous porn victim snitched up by workplace
UK Government Gov

23rd Nov
Theresa May
Update: Snooper's Charter Extended
Government introduces new law to extend detailed logs of internet usage to mobile phones and tablets
UK Government Gov Houses of Parliament
Criminal Justice and Courts Bill 2013 - 15
The extension of the Dangerous Pictures Act to cover rape porn nears completion
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New Chief TV Censor
Ofcom announces acting Chief Executive when Ed Richards leaves
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Detekt
Amnesty International has released a program that can spot spying software used by governments to monitor activists and political opponents
UK Parliament Houses of Parl

22nd Nov
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Update: Less Consumer Rights Bill
Elspeth Howe re-introduces her repressive clause to require onerous age verification for adult content on the internet
World News PC News nick cohen tweet
Commented: Worth repeating
Suggesting that Labour's decline is down to their new found political correctness which is very much a middle class cause

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24th Nov
nick conrad
Updated: Keep Your Knickers On
Radio Norfolk chat show host has a little fun at the expense of political correctness
Nutter Watch PC News index
Coded Outrage
PC lynch mob sets its sights on a Barbie book
Nutter Watch PC News tesco censorship values logo
Update: Tesco Declines into Censorship
Now tabloid newspaper covers will be censored
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US

23rd Nov
Sons Anarchy Season 7 DVD
Update: Parent's TV Council Recommends
Sons of Anarchy. The most sexually explicit content the PTC has ever documented on basic cable.
Nutter Watch PC News strood white van man
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Now we're all in danger of being caught up in the new culture wars, 24/7
Everyone seems to have strong opinions about everything, and everywhere people want to take offence. One slip, or even a perfectly innocent remark, can mean public vilification. By Helen Lewis
Nutter Watch PC News

22nd Nov
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Update: The Art of Outrage
Censorship campaigners call for Exhibit B be to be banned in Paris
EU News West Europe

21st Nov
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Outrage Light
Having fun with beer from the Austrian town of Fucking
Nutter Watch PC News dapper laughs
Commented: On the Pull Pulled
Politically incorrect comedian, Dapper Laughs, finds himself pursed by a PC lynch mob
Nutter Watch PC News Spiked logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Rape culture? There's no such thing
A young feminist tells her sisters to quit the scaremongering.

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23rd Nov
Supporting Disabled People their Sexual
Supporting Disabled People with their Sexual Lives
A new book by Tuppy Owens
UK News UK News eto show 2015 logo
Diary: ETO Show 2015
28 - 29th June 2015, Birmingham
Red Umbrella UK P4P

20th Nov
sexually transmitted infections
Fun in Bangkok and Amsterdam
Researchers find that 1 in ten men have paid for sex at some time in their life
Sex Sells Sex Shop News

19th Nov
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Extract 15 years of Ann Summers in Ireland
Has the sky fallen in?
Sex Sells Diary

17th Nov
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Diary: Sexual Freedom Awards
17th September 2014 in Shepherds Bush
Sex Sells Passion Bay

16th Nov
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Vibrator Bar
Introducing Tokyo's bar cum sex shop
UK News UK News

14th Nov
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Extract: War on a G-String
East London Strippers Collective Is Standing Up for Strippers' Rights
Sex Sells Sex Shop News

13th Nov
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Naughty Council
Sex shop licence refused in Sheffield
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Moral Crusade
Against a new table dancing club in Benfleet, Essex

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17th Nov
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Diary: Sexual Freedom Awards
17th September 2014 in Shepherds Bush
Diary Diary

15th Nov
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Diary: Soundstage Events
20th November 2014. Interview with BBFC senior examiner Craig Lapper
Diary Diary

10th Nov
Comeback Digitally Remastered DVD
Diary: The House of Walker
1st -29th November. Season of Pete Walker films at London's Barbican
Diary Diary

30th Oct
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Diary: The Institute of Sexology
20 November 2014 to 20 September 2015. Studying the pioneers of the study of sex, Lomdon
   

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24th Nov
Toxic Avenger Part II Blu ray
Shopping: The Toxic Avenger Part II
1989 USA action comedy horror by Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases New Directors Japan Format Blu ray
Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Trancers, Dr Who Season 8, The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Shopping Recent Releases Monkey Shines Blu ray Jason Beghe
Shopping: Monkey Shines
1988 USA Sci-Fi horror thriller by George A Romero just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Dark Half Blu ray Timothy Hutton
Shopping: The Dark Half
1993 USA horror mystery by George A Romero just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

23rd Nov
Play Dirty DVD Michael Caine
Shopping: Play Dirty
1969 UK war adventure drama by Andre De Toth, once cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Nutters Sons Anarchy Season 7 DVD
Update: Parent's TV Council Recommends
Sons of Anarchy. The most sexually explicit content the PTC has ever documented on basic cable.
Shopping Recent Releases Housebound Glen Paul Waru
Shopping: Housebound
2014 New Zealand comedy horror thriller by Gerard Johnstone just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Trancers Blu ray Tim Thomerson October
Shopping: Trancers
1984 USA action Sci-Fi film by Charles Band just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Ninth Configuration Blu ray Scott Wilson
Shopping: The Ninth Configuration
1980 USA comedy thriller by William Peter Blatty just released on US Blu-ray

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24th Nov
Pulp Fiction Anniversary Deluxe Blu ray
Shopping: Pulp Fiction 20th Anniversary Deluxe Box
1994 US crime film by Quentin Tarantino, once cut by the BBFC, set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 1st December 2014
Shopping New Listings Cruel Tango Francesco Castiglione
Shopping: Cruel Tango
2014 film by Salvatore Metastasio set for US DVD release on 9th December 2014
Shopping New Listings

23rd Nov
Holocaust Cannibal Lauren Babree
Shopping: Holocaust Cannibal
2014 USA action Sci-Fi fantasy by Bill Zebub set for US DVD release on 16th December 2014
Shopping New Listings

22nd Nov
Attack Morningside Monster Nicholas Brendon
Shopping: Attack Of The Morningside Monster
2014 USA horror thriller by Chris Ethridge set for US DVD release on 20th January 2015
Shopping New Listings Stripped Kill Kay Lenz
Shopping: Stripped to Kill
1987 USA crime horror mystery by Katt Shea set for US DVD release on 9th December 2014
Shopping New Listings

21st Nov
He Who Dares Downing Blu ray
Shopping: He Who Dares: Downing Street Siege
2015 UK action film by Paul Tanter set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 5th January 2015
Shopping New Listings As Above So Below DVD
Shopping: As Above, So Below
2014 USA horror thriller by John Erick Dowdle set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 26th December 2014
Shopping New Listings New Years Evil Blu ray Kelly
Shopping: New Year's Evil
1980 USA horror thriller by Emmett Alston set for US Blu-ray release on 24th February 2015
Shopping New Listings

20th Nov
Whisper Scream Blu ray Vincent Price
Shopping: From A Whisper To A Scream
1987 USA action horror thriller by Jeff Burr, cut by the BBFC, set for US Blu-ray release on 17th February 2015

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24th Nov
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23rd Nov
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Selected releases at Your Choice
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22nd Nov
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21st Nov
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20th Nov
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New releases from Simply Porn
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19th Nov
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Selected releases at Hot Movies
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18th Nov
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Night Creatures
Selected releases at British Porn
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17th Nov
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New releases at Britvids
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16th Nov
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