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News Saturday 31st January...

BBFC News BBFC News Poster Kingsman the Secret Service 2015 Matthew Vaughn
Kingsman: The Secret Censor
Director Matthew Vaughn denies that cuts were made to obtain a 15 rating
Australia News Aussie News Poster Fifty Shades of Grey 2015 Sam Taylorjohnson
Update: A Damn Good Thrashing with a Feather
Fifty Shades of Grey gets a 15 rating in Australia, but it doesn't stop Morality in Media whingeing about sexual violence
UK Government UK Internet baron thomas of cwmgiedd
Judged too small a sample
Senior judge makes claims that internet porn makes rapists and murderers commit worse crimes
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US carls jnr advert 2015 video
Update: One Million Moms Recommend
Carl's Jnr burger advert for the 2015 Super Bowl
BBFC News BBFC Daily difret
Daily UK Ratings from the BBFC
Latest classification decisions
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Bad Timing Blu ray Art Garfunkel
Shopping: Bad Timing
1980 UK mystery thriller by Nicolas Roeg just released on UK Blu-ray
Liberty Watch Privacy information commissioners office logo
Searching for Privacy
Google agrees to be more open how it uses people's personal data
Nutter Watch PC News Call Duty Advanced Warfare PS4
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: When will gamers understand that criticism isn't censorship?
Guardian PC claptrap but it does outline a PC attempt at censorship of male oriented computer games
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: France gets heavy with dissenters
Long jail terms after crackdown on speech that glorifies terrorism
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ATVOD consult on setting up as the internet film censor

The government has issued a decree without parliamentary debate called the 'Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014' This bans British websites from hosting videos beyond R18, and also requires UK to implement unnecessarily onerous age verification. Few websites can survive the resulting loss of business and so are forced to either close or move offshore.
 

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UK Government UK Internet

31st Jan
baron thomas of cwmgiedd
Judged too small a sample
Senior judge makes claims that internet porn makes rapists and murderers commit worse crimes
UK Government UK Internet

30th Jan
pandora blake spanking protest
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Meet the British Porn Star Taking a Cane to the Butt to Protest Censorship
Pandora Blake challenges ATVOD why it considers female sexual pleasure more disgusting or unnatural than male sexual pleasure.
UK Government UK Internet

27th Jan
facesitting protest
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: North East blue movie producer says the law on porn is an ass
Good to see local press being supportive of the British adult industry being snuffed out by David Cameron's censorship
UK Government UK Internet

25th Jan
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Extracts: Fighting the Good Fight
Pandora Blake debates and opposes Cameron's suffocating porn censorship
UK Government UK Internet

23rd Jan
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Updated: We are sorry to interrupt your browsing but the government wants to censor your internet
Sky Broadband censor people's internet first and then ask them if they want to turn it off
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Dispatches to America
Chris Ratcliff provides the US industry with a detailed run down of the UK Government's latest internet porn censorship rules
UK Government UK Internet

19th Jan
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Throwing Punches
Nick Clegg slams politicians like David Cameron who proclaim free speech yet seek to constrain it
UK Government UK Internet

15th Jan
Sex Please Were British DVD
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: No Sex Please, We're British
David Cameron's repressive and ludicrous porn censorship law draws US comments. New pornography regulations in the UK seem to be the latest in a series of campaigns against female sexuality. By Chris Chafin
UK Government UK Internet

14th Jan
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Government Dictatorship
How statutory instruments replaced acts of parliament. (Or how the Government can close the entire British adult internet industry without hardly even mentioning it to parliament). By Jane Fae

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film BBFC News

31st Jan
Poster Kingsman the Secret Service 2015 Matthew Vaughn
Kingsman: The Secret Censor
Director Matthew Vaughn denies that cuts were made to obtain a 15 rating
Australia News Aussie News Poster Fifty Shades of Grey 2015 Sam Taylorjohnson
Update: A Damn Good Thrashing with a Feather
Fifty Shades of Grey gets a 15 rating in Australia, but it doesn't stop Morality in Media whingeing about sexual violence
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

30th Jan
Day Anger Dual Format Blu ray
Shopping: Day of Anger
1967 western by Tonino Valerii set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 30th March 2015 with both the Italian Version and the shortened International Version
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Rabid Grannies Blu ray DVD Combo
Shopping: Rabid Grannies
1988 Belgium / France / Netherlands comedy horror by Emmanuel Kervyn set for US Blu-ray release on 10th March 2015
South Asia South Asia CBFC logo
Updated: Leela Samson loses her appeal
Indian film censor resigns after her ban on the movie MSG is overturned on appeal
TV Censorship UK TV News

29th Jan
Evil Dead DVD Jane Levy
Update: More Dead
Channel 4 airs an extended version for the 2013 Evil Dead
US News US News

28th Jan
American Sniper DVD UltraViolet
Sniping
Arab American campaigners unhappy with the Hollywood film, American Sniper
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

27th Jan
Mothers Day Blu ray Tiana Pierce Nov
Shopping: Mother's Day
1980 comedy horror unbanned by the BBFC for first UK release on 23rd March 2015
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Men Only DVD Pete Walker
Shopping: For Men Only
1967 adult drama by Pete Walker, previously cut by the BBFC, now set for UK DVD release on 30th March 2015

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World News Privacy

31st Jan
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Searching for Privacy
Google agrees to be more open how it uses people's personal data
Control Freaks Control Freaks

30th Jan
Speak Now Taylor Swift
Speak Now...whilst you still can
Taylor Swift thinks she owns the English language and trademarks phrases from her lyrics
World News Liberty News

29th Jan
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: A little angry bird told me
The Guardian details how GCHQ and NSA hoover up personal data leaking from apps such as Angry Birds
EU News West Europe

28th Jan
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A Twisted Definition of Tolerance
Jewish leaders in a disgraceful call for censorship and a European blasphemy law, subtly hiding it behind a ban on reprehensible cultural practices
World News UK News

27th Jan
Mein Kampf Adolf Hitler
I am not calling for a ban...BUT
British MP Thomas Docherty calls for the banning of Hitler's book, Mein Kampf
UK Government UK Internet facesitting protest
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: North East blue movie producer says the law on porn is an ass
Good to see local press being supportive of the British adult industry being snuffed out by David Cameron's censorship
World News PC News

26th Jan
bbc news logo
Lest it 'offends' the terrorists
Don't call a terrorist a terrorist. A fascinating lesson in BBC political correctness and news reporting.
UK Government UK Internet

25th Jan
pandora blake spanked, not silenced logo
Extracts: Fighting the Good Fight
Pandora Blake debates and opposes Cameron's suffocating porn censorship
World News UK News v and a logo
Best Kept Archived
Fear of muslim violence leads V and A museum to disclaim possessing images of Mohammed

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UK Government UK Internet

31st Jan
baron thomas of cwmgiedd
Judged too small a sample
Senior judge makes claims that internet porn makes rapists and murderers commit worse crimes
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US carls jnr advert 2015 video
Update: One Million Moms Recommend
Carl's Jnr burger advert for the 2015 Super Bowl
Nutter Watch PC News Call Duty Advanced Warfare PS4
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: When will gamers understand that criticism isn't censorship?
Guardian PC claptrap but it does outline a PC attempt at censorship of male oriented computer games
EU News West Europe France flag
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: France gets heavy with dissenters
Long jail terms after crackdown on speech that glorifies terrorism
Nutter Watch PC News

30th Jan
Spiked logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The new war against PC
It's too late and it's picked the wrong target. Why almost everyone is wrong about political correctness. By Brendan O'Neill
Nutter Watch UK Nutters

29th Jan
haig club video
Drunk on Self Importance
Alcohol Concern ludicrously thinks David Beckham should be banned from advertising adult products because he was once popular with kids
Nutter Watch PC News bbc sport fa cup logo
Smashing up Phil Neville
BBC responds to complaints about throwaway comment by football pundit
Nutter Watch Middle East Facebook logo
In the Face of Threats
Facebook censors images of Mohammed in Turkey
Nutter Watch PC News

28th Jan
godaddy puppy advert video
Sad Story
GoDaddy bullied into pulling Super Bowl advert featuring a puppy

Sex Articles Logo

   
ATVOD News ATVOD Watch

30th Jan
pandora blake spanking protest
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Meet the British Porn Star Taking a Cane to the Butt to Protest Censorship
Pandora Blake challenges ATVOD why it considers female sexual pleasure more disgusting or unnatural than male sexual pleasure.
Sex Sells Sex for Fun

29th Jan
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Birmingham Dungeon
Historic house hosts swinging fun in Birmingham
Sex Sells Passion Bay Teddy Love Plush Bear Vibrator
Bearly Legal
Teddy bear sex toy is a hit at the AVN Expo
World News World News

28th Jan
Taiwan flag
Romantic Boulevard
Plans for a sex themed park in Taiwan
US News US News dvd_front_cover
Second Chances
Winner of the 2015 AVN Award for the Best Romance Movie
Sex Shop Sex Shop Reviews touch newbridge
Touch
A new sex shop listing in Newbridge, ireland
US News US News

27th Jan
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24 XXX - An Axel Braun Parody
Winner of the AVN 2015 Award for Best Parody and Best Movie
US News US News

26th Jan
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Anissa Kate: The Widow (English Language)
Matthieu Leblanc's adult film wins AVN 2015 Award for Best Foreign Feature
UK News UK News Stripping the Illusion logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Once Upon a Time Councils Were Less Lazy
Highlighting the nonsensical process by which council moralists control lap dancing

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Diary Diary

26th Jan
Scanners DVD Stephen Lack
Diary: Mad Science Season
February on the Horror Channel
Diary Diary

25th Dec
sleep tight
Diary: Extreme All-Nighter
24th January 2015. Horrorthon at Cinema City, Norwich.
Diary Diary

20th Dec
Pretty Baby DVD Brooke Shields
Diary: Dear Pretty Baby Censor
28th January and 4th February. Film Matters screening of Dear Censor and Pretty Baby to be accompanied by BBFC discussion
Diary Diary

15th Dec
goblin
Diary: Claudio Simonetti's Goblin
21st February 2015. Goblin perform Profondo Rosso at the Barbican in London
Diary Diary

10th Dec
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Diary: Frightfest Glasgow
26-28th February 2015. Horror film festival
Diary Diary

5th Dec
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Diary: ETO Show 2015
28th - 29th June 2015, Birmingham
Diary Diary

30th Nov
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Diary: Sexhibition
21st-22nd August 2015. Erotic Event in Manchester
Diary Diary

25th Nov
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Diary: The Institute of Sexology
20th November 2014 to 20th September 2015. Studying the pioneers of the study of sex, London
Diary Diary

20th Nov
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Diary: Sexpo UK
13-15th November 2015, Olympia, London

Shopping Logo

   
Shopping Recent Releases

31st Jan
The Toxic Avenger IV Citizen
Shopping: Citizen Toxie
2000 USA action comedy horror by Lloyd Kaufman just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Greatful Dead Blu ray Kim Kkobbi
Shopping: Greatful Dead
2013 Japan drama by Eiji Uchida just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Bad Timing Blu ray Art Garfunkel
Shopping: Bad Timing
1980 UK mystery thriller by Nicolas Roeg just released on UK Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

30th Jan
Ninjas Vs Monsters Daniel Ross
Shopping: Ninjas Vs Monsters
2013 USA action comedy horror by Justin Timpane just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Last Seduction Blu ray Linda Fiorentino
Shopping: The Last Seduction
1994 UK / USA crime thriller by John Dahl just released on UK Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Toxic Avenger Part III Blu ray
Shopping: The Toxic Avenger Part III
1989 USA comedy horror just released on UK Blu-ray. Unfortunately with about a minute of cuts
Shopping Future Releases Day Anger Dual Format Blu ray
Shopping: Day of Anger
1967 western by Tonino Valerii set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 30th March 2015 with both the Italian Version and the shortened International Version
Shopping Future Releases Rabid Grannies Blu ray DVD Combo
Shopping: Rabid Grannies
1988 Belgium / France / Netherlands comedy horror by Emmanuel Kervyn set for US Blu-ray release on 10th March 2015
Shopping Recent Releases

29th Jan
Neverlake DVD Daisy Keeping
Shopping: Neverlake
2013 Italy horror mystery drama by Riccardo Paoletti just released on UK DVD

New Listings Logo

   
Shopping New Listings

31st Jan
F I S T Blu ray Sylvester Stallone
Shopping: F.I.S.T
1978 USA drama by Norman Jewison set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 10th February 2015
Shopping New Listings

30th Jan
Asia Lust Camp Hitchhike
Shopping: From Asia With Lust Volume 1: Camp/Hitchhike
double bill by Ainosuke Shibata set for US DVD release on 10th March 2015
Shopping New Listings Remaining DVD Casey Scala
Shopping: The Remaining
2014 USA horror thriller by Casey La Scala set for UK DVD release on 16th March 2015
Shopping New Listings Day Anger Dual Format Blu ray
Shopping: Day of Anger
1967 western by Tonino Valerii set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 30th March 2015 with both the Italian Version and the shortened International Version
Shopping New Listings Rabid Grannies Blu ray DVD Combo
Shopping: Rabid Grannies
1988 Belgium / France / Netherlands comedy horror by Emmanuel Kervyn set for US Blu-ray release on 10th March 2015
Shopping New Listings

29th Jan
Jack Strong DVD Patrick Wilson
Shopping: Jack Strong
2014 Poland action crime biography by Wladyslaw Pasikowski set for UK DVD release on 23rd February 2015
Shopping New Listings

28th Jan
Haunting At Silver Falls DVD
Shopping: The Haunting at Silver Falls
video by Brett Donowho set for UK DVD release on 23rd February 2015
Shopping New Listings Bedlam DVD Guy Edmonds
Shopping: Bedlam
2015 Australia thriller by Chew Barker set for UK DVD release on 16th March 2015
Shopping New Listings

27th Jan
Mankinds Last Stand DVD Reegan
Shopping: Mankind's Last Stand
2015 UK / South Africa action Sci-Fi thriller by Jabbar Raisani set for UK DVD release on 20th April 2015

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Sex Sells New and Offers

31st Jan
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Simply Porn DVD
Latest releases from Evil Empire, Erotic Planet
Sex Sells New and Offers

30th Jan
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Snatched
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells Passion Bay

29th Jan
Teddy Love Plush Bear Vibrator
Bearly Legal
Teddy bear sex toy is a hit at the AVN Expo
Sex Sells New and Offers 150129 bp
British Porn
Latest releases with a British connection from Killergram and UK Porn Kings
Sex Sells Passion Bay

28th Jan
Taiwan flag
Romantic Boulevard
Plans for a sex themed park in Taiwan
Sex Sells New and Offers dvd_front_cover
Second Chances
Winner of the 2015 AVN Award for the Best Romance Movie
Sex Sells Sex Machines

27th Jan
Maestro Multi Faceted Fucking Machine
Maestro Multi Faceted Fucking Machine
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers dvd_front_cover
24 XXX - An Axel Braun Parody
Winner of the AVN 2015 Award for Best Parody and Best Movie
Sex Sells New and Offers

26th Jan
dvd_front_cover
Anissa Kate: The Widow (English Language)
Matthieu Leblanc's adult film wins AVN 2015 Award for Best Foreign Feature

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