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News Friday 19th March...

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Update: ATVOD are the new VOD Censors
Pete Johnson previously of the BBFC is the Chief Exec
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Pre-watershed Law
Mediawatch-UK partake in a little legal advice for their Spring Newsletter
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Equal to the Equality Task
French MP campaigns for the legalisation of brothels in France
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Pre-censorial Tension
US TV companies get wound up by the word 'vagina' in tampon advert
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Inappropriate Images
New Thai movie winds up Buddhist campaigners
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Update: Slow Pass Filter
Australian internet censorship delayed
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Update: Maltese are Cross
As state persecutes student author and publisher over sexy text story
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Updated: Negative Pakistan
Pakistan censors ban Bollywood film Lahore
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Offsite: Stop this Illicit Trade in Bullshit Stories
Western press report ludicrous stories about 40,000 sex workers at the World Cup
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Offsite: Bad Policing
Home Office, EHRC rap top cop knuckles
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Update: Posted a Guilty Plea
US man on trial for plot to decapitate Jyllands-Posten employees connected with the Mohammed Cartoons
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Facebook take down a user named Allah
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Thursday 18th March...

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Rated R for Re-Launched
MPAA improve their film ratings website

World Censorship
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Update: Tank Man Returns to China
Tiananmen Square massacre links appear on Google's search engine in China

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Update: Heated Debate
ASA dismisses complaints about drowning puppy climate change advert

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Update: Offended by Libel Tourism
Saudis use UK libel courts to attack Danish newspapers over the Mohammed cartoons

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Update: Future Not So Rosé
Wine tasting banned from French TV

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Martyrs to the BBFC
Old cuts to the Bill Douglas drama Comrades

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Update: Gambling on Less Opposition
Polish government again pondering internet censorship

Australia News
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Update: Censoria Dramatica
Australian government seek to prosecute US website for offending Aborigines

World Censorship
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In The Name of Trafficking
Stripping to be banned in Iceland even though there is no evidence of trafficking

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No Radio Liberty
Kyrgyzstan bans US funded radio and TV news services

South Asia
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Updated: Naked Hype
Bollywood's first full frontal sex scene

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Update: Digital Restrictions Management
Electronic Arts join in the DRM craze of demanding continuous internet access to play your own stand alone games

Wednesday 17th March...

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Advert News

Socially Correct
CAP/BCAP update their advertising rules with more child protection, social responsibility and taste-decency censorship

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Nutter News

Protection For, Of, and Against Children
Catholic bishops whinge at pre-watershed condom adverts on TV

Australia News
Aussie News

Update: Hidden Face of Censorship
Australian R18+ campaigners mysteriously have their Facebook page banned

UK Parliament
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Update: Internet Censorship Gets Closer
Lords pass Digital Economy pending government amendments to better implement state website blocking

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Wide Eyed Artists
Tokyo considers legislation to impose age restrictions on anime comic books

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Updated: The Missionary Position:
All sex is bad, particularly on daytime TV

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Update: Banging On
TV censor continues to tease the Bang Babe channels

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A Landscape of Censorship
Spanish ministry asks for cuts to corruption criticisms in housing construction TV documentary

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Unique Online Signature
Testing your browser to see if it provides a unique ID to snoopers

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Legal Shares
Spanish court finds that file sharing is legal

US News
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Offsite: Blurring into Old Fogies
MTV's weirdly conservative censorship

Tuesday 16th March...

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Update: Cinema Chain Smoking
Nutter researchers think they can undermine the credibility of film classification to suit their own agenda

US News
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Anti-Leak Report Leaked
US report proposed to undermine wikileaks by outing contributors

UK Censorship
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More T-Shirt Nonsense
A bit worrying when airport security staff show a lack of common sense

World Censorship
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Update: Turkishness Is...Insulting Free Speech
Website editor on charges for comments made by forum poster

World Censorship
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In Denial
Venezuela is planning to censor the internet

BBFC Cuts
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Eaten by Censors
Old cuts to Umberto Lenzi's Eaten Alive

Africa
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Facing up to Easy Offence
Moroccan Secular group incurs the wrath of Facebook

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Updated: Roundabout Support
Swedish papers reprint roundabout dog cartoon over solidarity against murderous plot
 

Monday 15th March...

EU News
West Europe

Update: Jobsworth Dermot Ahern
Hope for Irish referendum that could remove recent blasphemy law

TV Censorship
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Update: Turning a New Leaf Salad
Gordon Ramsey claims an end to his strong language

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Update: Snitch Britain
British government calls on people to report neighbours who keep themselves to themselves

South Asia
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Prudery in Fashion
India gets wound up by catwalk nipples on Fashion TV

UK Censorship
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Self Harm
Royal College of Psychiatrists calls for internet ban on images of self harm

World Censorship
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Update: No News on Southern Unrest
Yemen government seizes broadcasting equipment of news channels

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Update: I CANNot
XXX domain decision delayed until June

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Saints in Blackpool
Blackpool sex shop licences renewed with zero complaints

UK Censorship
Bollox Britain

Updated: Warning: Health and Safety Can Kill
Scottish fire fighters banned from using ropes to rescue woman from mine shaft

UK Censorship
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Offsite: The Infidel
Religion and comedy: drawing the line before you get killed

UK Censorship
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Offsite: Detecting Lies
Academic paper doubting lie detector capability banned by libel

Religious Watch
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Update: Burk on Burkhas
Philip Hollobone calls for ban on wearing burkhas in public

Sunday 14th March...

Vivienne Pattison
Media watch-UK

Any Old Bollox
Mediawatch-UK snitch to police over old Balls of Steel shows

TV Censorship
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Whingers Unsatisfied
ASA doesn't uphold complaints against Durex Play O Gel

World Censorship
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Enemies of the Internet 2010
Russia and Turkey come under surveillance by Reporters without Borders

Australia News
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Update: Out of the Shadows
Shadow treasurer opposes Australian government internet censorship

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A Bum Rap
Australian police arrest man for the strong language in rap music playing on his car stereo

Australia News
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Diary: Epic Zombie March March
Public demonstration in support of R18+ for games

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BC Books
10,000 DVDs stocked in Dagenham sex shop

US News
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Localised Advertising
Adverts for legal brothels not allowed where brothels are illegal

World Censorship
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Update: Kiss and Go to Jail
Give Dubai a wide berth

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Offsite: Stag Do Tourism
Fun in Amsterdam, Hamburg and Paris, but not London

Religious Watch
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Pig Headed
French group protest in pig masks against a halal only hamburger restaurant

Saturday 13th March...

Religious Watch
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Update: Heated Debate
Rowdy crowd supports retention of Indonesia's repressive blasphemy law

UK Parliament
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They're So Big!
Politically correct feminist whinges at bra adverts

UK Censorship
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Words Can Never Hurt Me
Except in a British court where a man is fined for a Facebook insult

EU News
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Symbolic Censorship
DRM crazed Ubisoft find their Silent Hunter 5 banned in Germany

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Scotland Coerced
Scottish Parliament proposal to adopt England and Wales ban on customers of 'coerced' sex workers

UK Censorship
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Anna Span
Noted British porn director to stand for parliament for the Lib Dems

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Update: Obscene Law
Erotic dancers jailed in Indonesia

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The Adult Store
Totally transformed shop in Grays, Essex

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Over Analysing the Joke
ASA doesn't uphold complaints over little old lady joke

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Update: Stealth Mode
New Zealand has stealthily started internet filtering

UK Parliament
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Update: Responsibility Declined
ISP responsibility requirement dropped in Digital Economy Bill

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Inappropriate Moralising
Legal brothel banned from entering float in town parade

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We Know What You're Up To!
Motion sensors in mobile phones may identify physical activities

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No Fun in Huddersfield
Lap dancing club loses licence over supposed sex for sale

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Update: Fitna 2
Geert Wilders is working on sequel

 

   Diary:  The Big Libel Week...
 

The impact of our libel laws on documentary film makers: what you don’t get to see

Libel Reform Campaign logoThe impact of our libel laws on documentary film makers: what you don’t get to see
Thursday 11th March, 6:30pm
Free Word Centre, 60 Farringdon Road, London, EC1R 3GA

As part of the Big Libel Week, the Libel Reform Campaign will be hosting a free event on the effect of our libel laws on documentary film makers. Speakers include:

  • Tracy Worcester is a documentary film maker who directed and produced the film Pig Business (there will be a screening of an extract from this)
  • Christopher Hird is a leading figure in UK independent documentary making and runs Dartmouth Films
  • Duncan Campbell is an investigative journalist and filmmaker who specialises in privacy, civil liberties and secrecy issues. He has faced successive libel actions for twenty years.

 

   Diary:  World Day Against Cyber Censorship...
 

For a day of unfiltered internet access for all

world day against censorship logoWorld Day Against Cyber Censorship
12th March 2010

Reporters Without Borders will celebrate World Day Against Cyber Censorship on 12 March. This event is intended to rally everyone in support of a single Internet that is unrestricted and accessible to all. It is also meant to draw attention to the fact that, by creating new spaces for exchanging ideas and information, the Internet is a force for freedom. However, more and more governments have realised this and are reacting by trying to control the Internet.

Reporters Without Borders will mark the occasion by issuing its latest list of Enemies of the Internet. This list points the finger at countries such as Iran, China, Saudi Arabia, Vietnam and Tunisia that restrict online access and harass their netizens. A list of countries that have been placed under surveillance for displaying a disturbing attitude towards the Internet will also be released.

Reporters Without Borders will award the first Netizen Prize, with support from Google, at 7 p.m. on 11 March 2010, on the eve of World Day Against Cyber Censorship. The prize will be given to an Internet user, blogger or cyber-dissident who has made a notable contribution to the defence of online freedom of expression. The award ceremony will take place at the Paris headquarters of Google France.

Reporters Without Borders has designed a logo to symbolise the defence of online free expression. It represents a computer mouse freeing itself from its chains. The logo can be downloaded free of charge and is available in various colours. Do you want to show your support for World Day against Cyber-Censorship? Do you want to defend an Internet without restrictions and accessible to everyone? Don't hesitate to download this logo and post it on your blog or website or add it to your email signature.

 

   Diary:  The Big Libel Gig...
 

Stars of UK Comedy and Science Stand Up Against Unfair Libel Laws

Libel Reform Campaign logoThe Big Libel Gig
Sunday 14 March 2010
Palace Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue,London

The Big Libel Gig will raise funds to support the Coalition for Libel Reform. An eclectic line-up, including Dara O Briain, Tim Minchin, Marcus Brigstocke, Robin Ince, Ed Byrne, Shappi Khorsandi, Professor Brian Cox, Simon Singh, Professor Richard Wiseman, Dr Peter Wilmshurst and Dr Ben Goldacre, is supporting the campaign for a public interest defence to protect writers, bloggers, academics, human rights activists and performers.

The Big Libel Gig is the brainchild of comedian Robin Ince - whose previous successes include the annual Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People shows and who will be hosting the evening – and Simon Singh, the science author and broadcaster, who will be talking frankly about the impact of libel fears on scientific debate.

Stars of the show will tell the audience that England's unjust libel laws are preventing free speech and open criticism of big corporations and powerful institutions. They will call for others to support the campaign for a public interest defence and join them in signing the petition for libel reform at www.libelreform.org. The Big Libel Gig will be the culmination of Libel Reform Week, which will raise awareness of English libel laws and urge political parties to commit to major reforms before the election, in the interests of fairness, the public interest and free speech.

Funds raised from The Big Libel Gig will be donated to the Coalition for Libel Reform, established by the charities Index on Censorship, English PEN and Sense About Science.

 

   Diary:  London Burlesque 2010...
 

A week of Burlesque events

London Burleseque 2010 bannerLondon Burlesque 2010
April 20-25 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen....after 3 years of sensational weekend festivals culminating in the overwhelming success of London Burlesque Festival 2009, Chaz Royal, is proud to present London Burlesque Week 2010!

Veteran festival producer Chaz Royal has pulled out every big name in his little black burlesque book to produce the world's greatest showcase of international burlesque talent.

London Burlesque Festival 2009 was a sold-out event, drawing an estimated 3000 burlesque lovers, fans and newcomers. The spectacular weekend featured over 150 burlesque, cabaret and variety performers from across Europe, USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

London Burlesque Week promises more glitz, more glamour, more vaudeville and more sizzling striptease than any other burlesque event in 2010. Showcasing the best in British burlesque & beyond, London Burlesque Week 2010 will also feature themed shows along with some of the festival's most popular events, including Battle Royale Newcomers Contest and Jetsetters Ball.

Dress to impress and join the fun at the world's most extravagant celebration of Burlesque in each of its exotic forms!

 

   Diary:  FAB Fest 2010...
 

3 days of movie excess in Edinburgh

fab fest 2010 logoFAB Fest 2010
Filmhouse, Edimburgh
Friday 30 April to Sunday 2 May

Fans of the fantastic world of weird and wonderful cinema can start making plans for the weekend of Friday 30 April to Sunday 2 May, when you will be served up a feast of movies that will entertain, enlighten, enthrall, and chill your bones to the core! FAB Fest will showcase many stunning UK premieres, loads of very special guests to meet and greet, plus giveaways and Q&As, all taking place over 3 days of non-stop movie excess.

  • KAIFECK MURDER - Supernatural chills in Bavaria!
  • THE END - Audacious, gripping and utterly original.
  • THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION OF LITTLE DIZZLE - Best director award winner, this dazzling new film is a genre-defying cult classic in the making.
  • 8TH WONDERLAND - Award-winning, ground-breaking fantasy epic. (PLUS GUESTS / Q&A)
  • LIFE IS HOT IN CRACKTOWN - The latest gut-wrenching urban horror from legendary New Yorker Buddy Giovinazzo, who will be the festival's guest of honour and will also screen the director's cut of his cult classic debut COMBAT SHOCK.
  • A DAY OF VIOLENCE - Unrelentingly brutal new British sensation. (PLUS GUESTS / Q&A)
  • RESURRECTING THE STREET WALKER - Superb British horror that heralds a major new talent. (PLUS GUESTS / Q&A)
  • NEIGHBOR - An astonishing modern Grand Guignol masterpiece. (PLUS GUESTS / Q&A)
  • REEL ZOMBIES - The most downright clever zombie movie of the last few years. (PLUS GUESTS / Q&A) PLUS five more films still to be confirmed...

FAB Fest is a three day festival running in Cinema One at Filmhouse in Edinburgh. FAB Fest passes are only £65 per person, and are on sale now from the Filmhouse box office:



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