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News Saturday 18th April...

BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Cutting Edge Stay
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Cutting Edge Quick Trims Episode 20. BBFC category cuts for cinema release. By Gavin Salkeld
Internet Internet News EU flag
Update: EU law turns to shite
Ambulance chasing law firms exploit the EU's right to be forgotten
World News Asia Pacific jakim logo
Update: Religious Music Censors
Malaysia establishes impossibly moralistic censorship rules for concerts and stage shows by visiting foreign performers
Internet Internet News instagram logo
Update: A Censorial Image
Instagram updates its censorship rules
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BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Class 1984 Collectors Edition Blu ray
Shopping: Class Of 1984
1982 Canada action crime thriller by Mark L Lester (as Mark Lester) just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
ATVOD News ATVOD Watch dreams of spanking logo
Commented: The First Letter
The ATVOD Strangler stalks Pandora Blake's Dream of Spanking website
UK Government Gov conservative party logo
Update: Scammer's Charter
Tories' election pledge to introduce website age restrictions is more worrying than it appears
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Marc Forster's drama from 2005 had one cut made for its original UK theatrical release. See what the censors objected to in this Quick Trims episode of Cutting Edge.


Taken 2

Cutting Edge Episode 19: Taken 2

Cutting Edge Episode 19:
Taken 2

Bryan Mills is taken down to 12A

Gavin Salkeld reveals the significant BBFC cuts required to tone down Taken 2 for a 12A cinema rating
 


Porn Pride Spankathon

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2nd porn protest against David Cameron's shameful censorship of Video on Demand

Sunday 1st March 2015, Sackville Gardens, Manchester

Sunday 5th April Mass caning in Birmingham

Sunday 3rd May Mass whipping in Brighton

Meet Charlotte Rose, prospective MP and campaigner against internet porn censorship

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UK Government UK Internet

18th Apr
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Commented: The First Letter
The ATVOD Strangler stalks Pandora Blake's Dream of Spanking website
UK Government UK Internet

14th Apr
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Updated: 'Creative' Market Research
Open letter to the NSPCC about using questionable evidence from low quality survey to call for more internet censorship
UK Government UK Internet

7th Apr
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Reality Check
A quick skim over some of the online age verification issues about porn website restrictions
UK Government UK Internet

6th Apr
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Doing the Decent Thing
Calling on porn sites to protect on-line youngsters by blocking links to the Conservative Party
UK Government UK Internet

4th Apr
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Update: The Nasty Party
Tories will block all internet porn if they win the election
UK Government UK Internet

1st Apr
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Commented: Children's 'charities' get nasty about internet censorship
Seeking onerous age verification that would make it near impossible to have anything adult on the internet
UK Government UK Internet

31st Mar
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Daily Mail and the BBFC recommend the first 18 rated music video on YouTube
Couple of Stacks by Dizzee Rascal
UK Government UK Internet

26th Mar
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BBFC kindly indicate the sexiest music videos on Youtube
Ratings now feature on UK music videos on digital service providers Vevo and YouTube
UK Government UK Internet

22nd Mar
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Over strict
The BBFC publishes rules for EE 'strict' website blocking. The BBFC treat this as a PG rating

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BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

18th Apr
Cutting Edge Stay
Stay
Cutting Edge Quick Trims Episode 20. BBFC category cuts for cinema release. By Gavin Salkeld
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

17th Apr
Willow Blu ray Val Kilmer
Extract: Willow
BBFC open their archives and reveal the category cuts required for the cinema and VHS releases of Ron Howard's Willow
film Asia Pacific Chappie Blu ray Dev Patel
Unhappy Chappie
Chappie cut for a PG-12 rating in Japan
film East Europe

16th Apr
Poster Child 44 2015 Daniel Espinosa
Unacceptable
Morally base Russian film censors ban Child 44
film Middle East

14th Apr
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34th International Istanbul Short of Films Festival
Filmmakers withdraw their films in protest at censorship by the organisers
film Diary

12th Apr
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Diary: Dead by Dawn
23rd - 26th April 2015. Horror film festival in Edinburgh
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

11th Apr
Poster Big Game 2014 Jalmari Helander
Big Game
The difference between a 12 and a 15 rating is just a single use of a single word as shown by the latest BBFC category cuts for cinema release
Video Nasties Video Nasties

9th Apr
Eaten Alive Dual Format Blu ray
Shopping: Eaten Alive
1977 USA video nasty by Tobe Hooper set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 27th July 2015
movies Movie News human centipede 3
Stitching up the BBFC
Censor baiting Human Centipede trilogy announces a grand finale with a 500 link sequence

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Internet Internet News

18th Apr
EU flag
Update: EU law turns to shite
Ambulance chasing law firms exploit the EU's right to be forgotten
Internet Internet News instagram logo
Update: A Censorial Image
Instagram updates its censorship rules
UK Government Gov conservative party logo
Update: Scammer's Charter
Tories' election pledge to introduce website age restrictions is more worrying than it appears
UK News Bollox Britain

16th Apr
tory manifesto
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: In this age of meddlers, will any politician stand up for individual liberty?
Interfering in people's lives unnecessarily is surely the short cut to electoral defeat. By Allister Heath
UK Parliament Houses of Parl

15th Apr
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Green Red Lines
The Green Party has a few fine words on reducing mass snooping but the miserable gits also want to ban horse racing
World News Asia Pacific megumi igarashi kayak
Update: Up Shit Creek
Japanese vagina kayak artist appears in court on a ludicrous obscenity charge
UK Government UK Internet

14th Apr
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Updated: 'Creative' Market Research
Open letter to the NSPCC about using questionable evidence from low quality survey to call for more internet censorship
UK Government Gov BBC Trust
Lack of Trust
Tories keen that the TV censor Ofcom should extend its reach to include the BBC
World News Asia Pacific Malaysia flag
Accusing critics of sedition
Malaysian government ramps up its censorship powers

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Nutter Watch Asia Pacific

18th Apr
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Update: Religious Music Censors
Malaysia establishes impossibly moralistic censorship rules for concerts and stage shows by visiting foreign performers
Internet Internet News

17th Apr
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: BlockBot Busted?
A voluntary block list for Twitter users gets a little insulting and comes under fire
UK News UK News

15th Apr
Sun Page 2015 Calendar
Update: Miserable Sells
Sales of the Sun have not apparently been harmed by the loss of Page 3
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US

12th Apr
My Fight Your Ronda Rousey
Walmart Recommends
My Fight/Your Fight by Ronda Rousey
ASA Watch ASA Watch bedworld advert shit your bed video
Commented: No Shit!
Advert censor whinges at lack of age restrictions for 'shit your bed' advert
Nutter Watch PC News standpoint logo
Political Correctness Is Devouring Itself
For years a few of us have warned that modern liberals would live to regret abandoning the principle that you should only censor speech when it incited violence. By Nick Cohen
Nutter Watch Middle East

10th Apr
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An insult to free speech
Turkish journalists prosecuted for publishing images of Charlie hebdo
Nutter Watch PC News Spiked logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Videogames don't make you violent or sexist
Once, you were a gamer because you liked playing videogames, regardless of non-issues like gender, race or sexuality. However, the politically correct see everything through the warped lens of identity politics. By Stephen Beard
ASA Watch ASA Watch

8th Apr
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A Weighty Decision
ASA dismisses complaints about a taxi advert noting an overweight lady as unattractive

Sex Articles Logo

   
ATVOD News ATVOD Watch

18th Apr
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Commented: The First Letter
The ATVOD Strangler stalks Pandora Blake's Dream of Spanking website
Red Umbrella World P4P

16th Apr
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Impoverishing Sex Workers
South Korea's Constitutional Court reviews law criminalising protitution
UK News UK News reading borough council logo
A culture of morality
Reading Council refuses lap dancing licence
Sex Sells Reviews dvd_front_cover
XRCO Awards 2015
US X-Rated Critics Organization announces its award winners
Red Umbrella US P4P

15th Apr
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Update: Paying the price of morality
Lawyers file case calling for the legalisation of prostitution in California
UK News UK News

13th Apr
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So much for local democracy
Harriet Hatemen seeks to challenge Newcastle council decision to grant a lap dancing licence
Red Umbrella World P4P

10th Apr
Amsterdam window shopping
Updated: Proud to Protest
Amsterdam sex workers protest about their windows being closed down by the council
US News US News dvd_front_cover
The End
Rocco Siffredi announces his retirement from performing in porn films
UK News UK News

9th Apr
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A Fine Upstanding Candidate
UKIP council candidate makes the news after a side line in porn is revealed

Diary Logo

   
Diary Diary

12th Apr
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Diary: Dead by Dawn
23rd - 26th April 2015. Horror film festival in Edinburgh
Diary Diary

25th Feb
fright club 2
Diary: Fright Club 2
18th April 2015, All dayer and all nighter horror film festival in Birmingham
Diary Diary

20th Feb
leeds horror film festival
Diary: Leeds Horror Film Festival
Sunday 26th April 2015 at the Cottage Road Cinema
Diary Diary

15th Feb
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Diary: Mass Whipping, 4th Porn Protest
Sunday 3rd May 2015, Brighton
Diary Diary

10th Feb
42nd st to paradise
Diary: From 42nd Street to Paradise
26 -27th June 2015, Grindhouse film festival in Birmingham
Diary Diary

5th Feb
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Diary: ETO Show 2015
28th - 29th June 2015, Birmingham
Diary Diary

30th Jan
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Diary: Sexhibition
21st-22nd August 2015. Erotic Event in Manchester
Diary Diary

25th Jan
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Diary: The Institute of Sexology
20th November 2014 to 20th September 2015. Studying the pioneers of the study of sex, London
Diary Diary

20th Jan
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Diary: Sexpo UK
13-15th November 2015, Olympia, London

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Shopping Recent Releases

18th Apr
Class 1984 Collectors Edition Blu ray
Shopping: Class Of 1984
1982 Canada action crime thriller by Mark L Lester (as Mark Lester) just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Thriller Artist Not Provided
Shopping: Thriller
1976 UK mystery thriller TV series by Sally Potter just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Fruit Paradise Ovoce strom rajskych
Shopping: Fruit of Paradise
1970 Czechoslovakia / Belgium drama by Vera Chytilová just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases

17th Apr
Long Weekend Blu ray John Hargreaves
Shopping: Long Weekend
1978 Australia horror mystery thriller by Colin Eggleston just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Hooligans At War North South
Shopping: Hooligans At War - North Vs South
2015 UK crime war drama by Chris Bell and Steven M Smith just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases

16th Apr
Blood Black Lace January
Shopping: Blood and Black Lace
1964 Italy / France / Monaco horror mystery thriller by Mario Bava just released on UK DVD/Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases What We Do Shadows DVD
Shopping: What We Do in the Shadows
2014 New Zealand comedy by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Black Sea DVD Jude Law
Shopping: Black Sea
2014 UK adventure thriller by Kevin Macdonald just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

15th Apr
Night Train Murders Blu ray Flavio
Shopping: Night Train Murders
1975 Italian video nasty by Aldo Lado just released on UK Blu-ray

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Shopping New Listings

18th Apr
Ghost Town Blu ray Bruce Glover
Shopping: Ghost Town
1988 USA horror western by Richard Governor and Mac Ahlberg (uncredited) set for US Blu-ray release on 28th July 2015
Shopping New Listings I Madman Blu ray Stephanie Hodge
Shopping: I, Madman
1989 USA horror thriller by Tibor Takács (as Tibor Takacs) set for US Blu-ray release on 21st July 2015
Shopping New Listings

17th Apr
Suck DVD Malcolm McDowell
Shopping: Suck
2015 film by Rob Stefaniuk set for UK DVD release on 4th May 2015
Shopping New Listings Chappie Blu ray Dev Patel
Shopping: Chappie
2015 USA / Mexico action thriller by Neill Blomkamp set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 13th July 2015
Shopping New Listings Outing Godsend Blu ray James Huston
Shopping: The Outing / The Godsend
double feature set for US Blu-ray release on 14th July 2015
Shopping New Listings

16th Apr
Howling II Sister Werewolf Blu ray
Shopping: Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf
set for US Blu-ray release on 14th July 2015
Shopping New Listings Catch Daddy Sameena Jabeen Ahmed
Shopping: Catch Me Daddy
2014 UK thriller by Daniel Wolfe set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 29th June 2015
Shopping New Listings

15th Apr
Zombie Killers DVD Billy Zane
Shopping: Zombie Killers: Elephant's Graveyard
2015 USA horror by Harrison Smith set for UK DVD release on 11th May 2015
Shopping New Listings World War Dead Rise Fallen
Shopping: World War Dead: Rise of the Fallen
2015 UK horror by Freddie Hutton-Mills and Bart Ruspoli set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 4th May 2015

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Sex Sells New and Offers

18th Apr
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Simply Porn DVD
Latest releases from Private, Girlfriends Films
Sex Sells New and Offers

17th Apr
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Second Chances
2015 XRCO Award Winners at Hot Movies
Sex Sells Reviews

16th Apr
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XRCO Awards 2015
US X-Rated Critics Organization announces its award winners
Sex Sells Sex Machines

15th Apr
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Red Devil Double Penetration Fuck Machine
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers DVD front cover
Pretty Little Playthings
Selected releases at Simply Porn
Sex Sells New and Offers

14th Apr
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Sex In The Seventies
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

13th Apr
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La Fille du Milliardaire
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells New and Offers

12th Apr
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New Private Galleries
Sex Sells New and Offers

10th Apr
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The End
Rocco Siffredi announces his retirement from performing in porn films

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