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Update: Long forgotten freedoms
Russia's parliament passed bill enabling internet censorship under a local version of the EU's 'right to be forgotten'
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It double bill just released on US Blu-ray. Witchery is cut in the UK
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Given the oppressive censorship regime in Britain, organisers ask whether its worthwhile to run next year's event
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Offsite Article: Is Porn Addiction Really a Thing?
Like sex addiction, the concept of porn addiction has attracted criticism in a new book, Sex Addiction: A Critical History.
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Offsite Article: Pose Invariant PErson Recognition or 'Piper'
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UK Government UK Internet

1st Jul
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One Sided Net Neutrality
EU seems set to allow wide ranging exemptions to net neutrality including blocking censored or age protected content
UK Government UK Internet

29th Jun
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: ATVOD: The twilight zone
Why is this shadowy, privately-owned regulator allowed such far-reaching control? By Ian Dunt
UK Government UK Internet

14th Jun
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Update: ATVOD, the Preliminary View
The latest from ATVOD's persecution of Pandora Blake's Dreams of Spanking website

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3rd Jul
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Age of Enlightenment
French film classifiers overrule government and pass Gasper Noe's Love with a 16 certificate
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Touch Evil Masters Cinema Blu ray
Extract: Touch of Evil
The BBFC looks back to 1958 when it censored Orson Welles' classic crime thriller
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2nd Jul
Kindergarten Cop
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Cutting Edge Quick Trims Episode 22. BBFC category cuts for a 12 rating. By Gavin Salkeld
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Shopping: Curse of the Werewolf
1961 UK horror romance by Terence Fisher, once cut by the BBFC, set for UK Blu-ray release on 31st August 2015
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1st Jul
Poster Amy 2015 Asif Kapadia
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: I told you I was trouble
Amy Winehouse movie will not be re-edited because of criticism
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

27th Jun
Paul Blart Mall Cop DVD
Shopping: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
2015 USA action comedy by Andy Fickman set for a cut UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 17th August 2015
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26th Jun
Jurassic World DVD Chris Pratt
Commented: Fang Fest
Daily Mail reports on a few very young kids being frightened by Jurassic World when their silly parents didn't read the label
TV Censorship UK TV News Avengers 4 Blu ray Patrick MacNee
Obituary: Patrick Macnee
Hanging up his umbrella for the final time aged 93
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

25th Jun
Emanuelle Cannibals Blu ray Laura Gemser
Shopping: Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals
1977 Italy adventure by Joe D'Amato promised to be the first uncut UK release. The Blu-ray will be released on 15th February 2016

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5th Jul
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Update: Long forgotten freedoms
Russia's parliament passed bill enabling internet censorship under a local version of the EU's 'right to be forgotten'
World News Liberty News silhoette guess who
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Pose Invariant PErson Recognition or 'Piper'
Facebook can recognise you from photos even it can't see your face. Researchers trained the software using 60,000 photos taken from Flickr It was able to correctly identify individuals with more than 83% accuracy
UK News Bollox Britain

4th Jul
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Police still harassing photographers, this time at a Brighton shopping centre
For all the thousands of photographers that have been harassed by the authorities, I wonder if this has ever led to a terrorist being discovered.
World News Asia Pacific kai jailed thaialnd
Offsite Artilce: Extreme Oppression
How a Facebook User in Thailand Was Sentenced to 50 Years in Jail for 'Defaming' the Monarchy
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3rd Jul
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Campaign: Vote Non
Wikipedia spearheads the campaign against more crap EU censorship law that will remove the right to freely use photos of notable buildings and monuments
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Buccaneering Pirate Party commendably gets blasphemy law repealed in Iceland
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Updated: Paying for Immorality
MasterCard and Visa censor adult services on BackPage.com
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2nd Jul
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Update: Australia measures up as a big girl's blouse
More details on Australia's censorial new game and app banning scheme
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Offsite Article: What does the taxman know about you, your finances and your lifestyle?
HMRC's new software trawls billions of items of data from dozens of sources in its hunt for underpaid tax, and it's about to have access to even more, which can be shared with 60 other countries

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4th Jul
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Rihanna's Bitch Better Have My Money
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2nd Jul
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Dangerous Ideas
UK group announces a London exhibition of Mohammed cartoons
Nutter Watch PC News Trigger Warning Offensive Killing Speech
Reverse Voltaires
Five new threats to free speech today. Mick Hume's new book examines what's changed in the free-speech wars
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1st Jul
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Heads roll after William Tell misses its target
Royal Opera House goers boo a naked rape scene in a 15 rated production of Rossini's William Tell
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Arbitrary Standards
A few people claim that they are offended by the Beach Body Ready advert and ASA claims that they are not
BBC Trust BBC Trust Graduation Extra Reissue Kanye West
Updated: Motherducker!: Kanye West takes requests for your favourite offensive words
BBC have fearful contingency plans to censor the rapper's 10:15pm performance at Glastonbury
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30th Jun
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Plunging Viewing Figures
Ofcom decides not pursue censorship of sexy dresses on Britain's Got Talent
Nutter Watch Asia Pacific New Zealand flag
Empowering the PC Lynch Mob
New Zealand passes the Harmful Digital Communications Bill pandering to online bullies and the easily offended
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28th Jun
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Come again!
An advert censor actually sees the funny side of a Ted 2 poster with an allusion to wanking

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5th Jul
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British Fetish Film Festival 2016?
Given the oppressive censorship regime in Britain, organisers ask whether its worthwhile to run next year's event
UK News UK News vice logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Is Porn Addiction Really a Thing?
Like sex addiction, the concept of porn addiction has attracted criticism in a new book, Sex Addiction: A Critical History.
Sex Sells Reviews

4th Jul
strokemon
Insane Pokemon Porn Parody
Despite Pokemon taking over almost every form of entertainment possible, there was still one niche they were missing -- porn. However, now thanks to Wood Rocket, the franchise has its very own porn parody, Strokemon
Red Umbrella World P4P

3rd Jul
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Prostitution: Thailand's worst kept secret
Public blowjob in a Pattaya disco sets the tongues wagging in the local press
Sex Sells Sex for Fun

2nd Jul
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Pouring a bucket of cold water on a Sunderland swingers club
Unconvincingly closed down due to fire regulations
Sex Sells Sex for Fun national coalition for sexual freedom logo
US Parents Can Lose Custody of Children Just for Being Kinky
When exes and relatives call social workers on BDSM-loving moms and dads, the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom is there to help.
World News World News

30th Jun
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Fun in Pattaya
Thai authorities get wound up by a public blow job in a popular disco
Red Umbrella World P4P

29th Jun
Brazil
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Recommending Brazil
More than 3,000 websites have emerged since 2013 touting Brazil as a sex-tourism destination
Sex Sells Sex for Fun

28th Jun
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Les Chandelles
Inside an upmarket Parisian swingers club

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15th May
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Diary: ETO Show 2015
28th - 29th June 2015, Birmingham
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14th May
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Diary: Christopher Lee Night
Thursday 2nd July, Horror Channel to broadcast a night of Christopher Lee films
Diary Diary

12th May
Human Centipede Final Sequence DVD
Diary: The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)
Saturday 4th July. UK Premiere in Nottingham
Diary Diary

10th May
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Diary: HorrorCon 2015
11-12th July 2015. Horror convention in Rotherham, UK
Diary Diary

5th May
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Diary: Sexhibition
21st-22nd August 2015. Erotic Event in Manchester
Diary Diary

3rd May
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Diary: FrightFest 2015
27th -31st August at Vue cinema in Leicester Square
Diary Diary

30th Apr
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Diary: The Institute of Sexology
20th November 2014 to 20th September 2015. Studying the pioneers of the study of sex, London
Diary Diary

25th Apr
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Diary: Sexpo UK
13-15th November 2015, Olympia, London
 

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5th Jul
Ghosthouse Witchery Blu ray Annie Ross
Shopping: Ghosthouse / Witchery
It double bill just released on US Blu-ray. Witchery is cut in the UK
Shopping Recent Releases

4th Jul
1990 The Bronx Warriors Blu ray
Shopping: 1990: The Bronx Warriors
1982 Italy action Sci-Fi film by Enzo G Castellari, once cut by the BBFC, just released on US DVD/Blu-ray Combo
Shopping Recent Releases Follows Blu ray Maika Monroe
Shopping: It Follows
2014 USA horror by David Robert Mitchell just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

3rd Jul
The Barbarians Blu ray Fred Williamson
Shopping: The New Barbarians
1983 Italy / USA action Sci-Fi thriller by Enzo G Castellari once pre-cut in the UK, just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Sacrament DVD Marilyn Burns
Shopping: Sacrament
2015 USA horror thriller by Shawn Ewert just released on UK DVD
Shopping Future Releases

2nd Jul
Curse Werewolf   Blu Ray  Region Blu ray
Shopping: Curse of the Werewolf
1961 UK horror romance by Terence Fisher, once cut by the BBFC, set for UK Blu-ray release on 31st August 2015
Shopping Recent Releases Tamahine DVD Nancy Kwan
Shopping: Tamahine
1963 UK comedy by Philip Leacock, cut for cinema release, just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Valerie Her Week Wonders Blu ray
Shopping: Valerie and Her Week of Wonders
1970 Czechoslovakia fantasy adventure drama by Jaromil Jires just released on Criterion US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

1st Jul
Austin Powers International Mystery Blu ray
Shopping: Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
1997 crime comedy by Jay Roach, once cut by the distributors just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray

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Shopping New Listings

5th Jul
Could Cheat Death Format Blu ray
Shopping: The Man Who Could Cheat Death
1959 UK horror drama by Terence Fisher set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 21st September 2015
Shopping New Listings

4th Jul
What We Do Shadows
Shopping: What We Do in the Shadows
2014 New Zealand comedy by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 21st July 2015
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Shopping: Zardoz
1974 Ireland Sci-Fi fantasy drama by John Boorman set for UK Blu-ray release on 14th September 2015
Shopping New Listings Into Grizzly Maze James Marsden
Shopping: Into the Grizzly Maze
2013 USA / Canada action horror thriller by David Hackl set for UK DVD release on 17th August 2015
Shopping New Listings Essex Boys Law Survival Blu ray
Shopping: Essex Boys Law of Survival
2015 UK action crime drama by Steven M Smith set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 21st September 2015
Shopping New Listings

3rd Jul
Harvest Samantha Morton
Shopping: The Harvest
2013 USA horror thriller by John McNaughton set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 1st September 2015
Shopping New Listings Dr Terrors House Horrors Steelbook
Shopping: Dr Terror's House of Horrors -
1965 UK horror by Freddie Francis set for UK Blu-ray release on 21st September 2015
Shopping New Listings Fallen Soldiers DVD Roland Bearne
Shopping: Fallen Soldiers
2015 UK mystery by Bill Thomas set for UK DVD release on 27th July 2015
Shopping New Listings Body DVD Helen Rogers
Shopping: Body
2015 USA thriller by Dan Berk and Robert Olsen set for UK DVD release on 31st August 2015

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Sex Sells New and Offers

5th Jul
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Teen Japan 10 - Suckee Fuckee Saipan
Recommended by the BBFC.
Sex Sells Reviews

4th Jul
strokemon
Insane Pokemon Porn Parody
Despite Pokemon taking over almost every form of entertainment possible, there was still one niche they were missing -- porn. However, now thanks to Wood Rocket, the franchise has its very own porn parody, Strokemon
Sex Sells New and Offers 150704 simply
Simply Porn DVD
Latest releases from AbbyWinters, Kink.com
Sex Sells New and Offers

3rd Jul
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The Story Of Joanna
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells Sex Machines

2nd Jul
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Spank-O-Matic II
Sex Machine Reviews
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British Porn
Latest releases with a British connection from Daring Media, Private and UK Porn Kings
Sex Sells New and Offers

1st Jul
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Super Cute Vol. 3
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

30th Jun
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Hot Office Girls 1
Selected releases at British Porn
Sex Sells Sex Machines

29th Jun
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Kong
Sex Machine Reviews

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