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News Friday 3rd February...

BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Visions of Ecstasy DVD
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Wounding Religion
ASA censure of bollox claims about healing by prayer causes offence to religious group
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Nutters circulate soap bars around Indianapolis motels 'raising awareness' about supposed sex trafficking at the Super Bowl
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Apple's cloud computing service substitutes cleaned up versions for your mp3s uploaded with explicit lyrics
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Netherlands bans the burkha
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Offsite Article: Side Issue
A sex shop has been forced to install a discreet side entrance after customers were subjected to loud cheers from the pub opposite each time the door opened with a loud ding.

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ATVOD bluffs that hardcore might seriously impair under 18's that see it
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Tin Drum Dual Format DVD
Updated: The Tin Drum
The Director's Cut gets a region B UK Blu-ray release on the Arrow Academy label
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Music distributor pulls out of Kuwait citing censorship
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We Know Where You've Been
So why do iPhone and iPod keep an unencrypted file detailing your location over the last year? And why do they back it up on your computer?

News Wednesday 1st February...

BBFC News BBFC News visions of ecstasy
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Visions of Ecstasy unbanned by the BBFC as a result of repealed blasphemy laws
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ASA re-visit previously cleared lap dancing poster in the light of new more restrictive censorship rules
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BBC Trust explain why the BBC censored the words 'Free Palestine' from a rap performance
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Hetero fun banning Tower Hamlets Council in a PC dilemma as to whether also banning gay fun will be considered homophobic
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   Diary:  The Erotic Olympiad...
   

Erotic exhibition at The Gallery Liverpool

erotic olympiad logoThe Erotic Olympiad: The art of sexual subversion.
The Gallery Liverpool.
Friday 27th January to 10th February

A love-fest to celebrate all that is exotically erotic in the arts. This unmissable event enters its second year with its best features proudly forward.

From perfectly upstanding sculptures to beautifully well-hung wall art, the exhibition offers the discerning lover of art a lot to digest and appreciate.

In addition, The Association of Erotic Artists are proud to be working in conjunction with The Gallery Liverpool during this event. The Erotic Awards will be sharing their current international exhibition of finalists and there will be a performance by the award-winning Mouse whose outrageous show as Goldilocks is world-famous. She will lead the Sex Workers Show 'n' Tell which will showcase local talent.

For those with an interest in developing their three-dimensional artistic skills, the private view will feature live vaginal casting by sculptor Len Gifford, as well as live music: a transgender live art performance by the renowned Mandy Romero; and the leadership skills of dominatrix Vanessa who will steer the lost, bemused and fascinated between venues.

 

   Diary:  February 11th 2012...
   

A Day to Defend Free Expression

one law for all logoOne Law for All is calling for a rally in defence of free expression and the right to criticise religion on 11 February 2012 in central London from 2-4pm at the Old Palace Yard opposite the House of Lords.

Some of the confirmed speakers at the London Rally are:

  • Nick Cohen (Writer)
  • A C Grayling (Philosopher)
  • Kenan Malik (Writer)
  • Gita Sahgal, (Centre for Secular Space)
  • Terry Sanderson/Keith Porteous Wood (National Secular Society).

We are also calling for simultaneous events and acts in defence of free expression on 11 February in countries world-wide.

The call follows an increased number of attacks on free expression in the UK, including a 17 year old being forced to remove a Jesus and Mo cartoon or face expulsion from his Sixth Form College and demands by the UCL Union that the Atheist society remove a Jesus and Mo cartoon from its Facebook page. It also follows threats of violence, police being called, and the cancellation of a meeting at Queen Mary College where One Law for All spokesperson Anne Marie Waters was to deliver a speech on Sharia. Saying Who gave these kuffar the right to speak?, an Islamist website called for the disruption of the meeting. Two days later at the same college, though, the Islamic Society held a meeting on traditional Islam with a speaker who has called for the death of apostates, those who mock Islam, and secularist Muslims.

Whilst none of this is new, recent events reveal an increased confidence of Islamists to censor free expression publicly, particularly given the support received from universities and other bodies in the name of false tolerance, cultural sensitivity and respect.

The right to criticise religion, however, is a fundamental right that is crucial to many, including Muslims.

Clearly, the time has come to take a firm and uncompromising stand for free expression and against all forms of threats and censorship.

11 February is our chance to take that stand.

You need to be there.

Enough is enough.

 

   Diary:  Xcite Awards...
   

Annual awards for supporters of the erotic fiction market

xcite awardsXcite Books, the UK's largest erotic publisher, annual awards programme celebrates and recognises companies, reviewers, bloggers and sexperts who value and support the erotic fiction market.

Hazel Cushion, Managing Director at Xcite Books, explained:

The internet and the advent of ebooks has completely changed the erotic fiction market and as yet there's no recognition of this. Customers now have a wealth of review sites, author blogs and internet retailers to choose from so we wanted to highlight and celebrate the dedication of the people behind these.

The following categories are included in the inaugural awards:

  • Best Internet Retail Site: This award celebrates those sites that offer a great service, a range of products, and an enjoyable online shopping experience.
  • Best Blog or Author Page: This category celebrates those that are using blogs to promote erotic writing.
  • Best Reviewer: Good reviewers are trusted by their readership for their honest appraisals. This category is open to both print and internet reviewers.
  • Best Sexpert: Some people just really know their stuff when it comes to sex.
  • Best Publication: This category is open to both trade and consumer magazines (either in print or online) which support and encourage erotic fiction with reviews, author interviews or industry news.

Timetable:

  • 1st January to 10th February 2012: Finalists announced, open for public voting
  • 14th February 2012: Winners announced

 

   Diary:  Tempting Failure...
   

Performance art event forced to find a new venue after licensing censorship

tempting failure  advertTempting Failure
Performance Space, Hackney Wick, London
4th March 2012

It has grown out of its origins to represent more than itself. 11 pieces were curated by the body-artist Thomas John Bacon to engage with an ethos of Tempting Failure as part of a new live art & transgressive performance platform. Each work selected sought to engage with the role that sacrifice may play for the artist who challenges their practice or Being in the production of the living artifact: Be it via physical means or through a sense of exposure. Be it metaphorical or actual. And most importantly, be it through the risk of failure. These were all areas of personal exploration for the curator, linked to his PhD research and forthcoming installation [RE]authoring through Sacrifice.

But this platform, originally set to be staged in Bristol was a victim of censorship, something that Thomas John Bacon has experienced on more than one occasion due to the type of work he produces. This lead the platform to be rehoused at ]performance s p a c e [ in London and has seen it grow to stand for more than its original enquiry but represent a statement that art cannot and should not be held back or hidden for the sake of others protection.

 

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Dark Angel warns horror fans about the impact of the Government's noxious Dangerous Pictures Act. From YouTube July 2008

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  Game Over II

A short film written and co-directed by Gavin Salkeld, a long time contributor to Melon Farmers. Written as a spoof on the way the BBFC works showing the effect of censorship on a film about censorship.

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Game Over II

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