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News Sunday 29th March...

UK News Bollox Britain childcatcher
School Bullies of the most despicable kind
Cheshire schools implicitly threaten that parents who allow their kids to play 18 rated games will lose their children
ASA Watch ASA Watch isuzu zombie advert video
Zombie Censors
ASA whinges at a truck advert set in a zombie infested city
EU News West Europe secularist of the year 2015 logo
Update: Secularist of the Year
Charlie Hebdo staff honoured for bravery in the face of terrorism
books Book News clean reader logo
Updated: Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam
Authors object to book censorship app that converts their carefully constructed prose into shite
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Scorpion King Warrior Battle Redemption
Shopping: The Scorpion King 4 Movie Collection
2002 USA/Germany/Belgium action adventure fantasy thriller by Chuck Russell just released on UK DVD
BBFC News BBFC Weekly R18 Story
Weekly UK Adult Ratings from the BBFC
Latest adult censorship decisions. Just one cut this week
Control Freaks Control Freaks Old Bailey
Update: Sharing a long list
UK ISPs now blocking 110 file sharing sites by court order
World News World News ecuador bonil
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Drawing pressure
Cartoonists react to threats on free speech
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Cutting Edge Episode 18:
Sleeping with the Enemy

No sex, please, we're censors.

A great example of a mainstream sex scene that once defined the difference between an R rating and an NC-17 rating
 


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2nd porn protest against David Cameron's shameful censorship of Video on Demand

Sunday 1st March 2015, Sackville Gardens, Manchester

Sunday 5th April Mass caning in Birmingham

Sunday 3rd May Mass whipping in Brighton

Meet Charlotte Rose, prospective MP and campaigner against internet porn censorship

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UK Government UK Internet

26th Mar
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BBFC kindly indicate the sexiest music videos on Youtube
Ratings now feature on UK music videos on digital service providers Vevo and YouTube
UK Government UK Internet

22nd Mar
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Over strict
The BBFC publishes rules for EE 'strict' website blocking. The BBFC treat this as a PG rating
UK Government UK Internet

15th Mar
R18 Story
Censorship Rules for R18 and UK Video on Demand
The latest R18 guidelines as described by the BBFC at an ATVOD seminar for adult producers in November 2014
UK Government UK Internet

8th Mar
Fifty Shades Grey Jamie Dornan
Updated: The Language of Censorship
India's film censors ban Fifty Shades of Grey
UK Government UK Internet

5th Mar
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Diary: Mass Caning, 3rd Porn Protest
Sunday 5th April 2015, Birmingham
UK Government UK Internet

4th Mar
charlotte rose
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Meet Charlotte Rose
Prospective MP and campaigner against David Cameron's internet porn censorship
UK Government UK Internet

2nd Mar
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1969 UK horror by Gordon Hessler, Once cut by the BBFC, now just released on UK DVD
   

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BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

28th Mar
Dolce Vita DVD Marcello Mastroianni
Extract: La Dolce Vita
BBFC look back at their ratings for Fellini's masterpiece
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

27th Mar
Fifty Shades Grey Unseen DVD
Shopping: Fifty Shades of Grey
2015 USA romance by Sam Taylor-Johnson set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 22nd June 2015 both including an extended version
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

26th Mar
Quick Trims: Left Behind
Cutting Edge Quick Trims 19: Left Behind
A YouTube video of BBFC advised cuts for a 12 rating
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Commando Directors Blu ray Arnold Schwarzenegger
Shopping: Commando: Director's Cut
1985 USA action thriller by Mark L Lester set for first UK release on Blu-ray on 4th May 2015
film Hard 18s Poster Blind 2014 Eskil Vogt
Blind
18 rated Norwegian drama noted as containing images of strong real sex
movies Movie News

25th Mar
Poster Mortdecai 2015 David Koepp
Extract: The Deprecated Version
Unusual marketing for Johnny Depp in Mortdecai on home video.
Video Nasties Video Nasties

24th Mar
Cannibal Ferox Blu ray Deluxe Lorraine
Shopping: Cannibal Ferox
1981 Italy horror adventure by Umberto Lenzi set for US Blu-ray release on 12th May 2015
movies Movie News Welcome New York region Format
Not Welcome in New York
Abel Ferrara's new film Welcome to New York won't be released in New York
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

21st Mar
Carry Dont Lose Your Head
Commented: Don't Lose Your Head
Old BBFC category cuts for a PG rated cinema release

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UK News Bollox Britain

29th Mar
childcatcher
School Bullies of the most despicable kind
Cheshire schools implicitly threaten that parents who allow their kids to play 18 rated games will lose their children
books Book News clean reader logo
Updated: Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam
Authors object to book censorship app that converts their carefully constructed prose into shite
Control Freaks Control Freaks Old Bailey
Update: Sharing a long list
UK ISPs now blocking 110 file sharing sites by court order
World News World News ecuador bonil
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Drawing pressure
Cartoonists react to threats on free speech
World News Phone News

28th Mar
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Ever Enabled Censorship
EE has a crap website blocking system that keeps turning itself on even when you go through the official process of getting it turned off
World News Books and Mags loaded april 2015
Update: Lads not interested in non-sexy lads' mag
Sexed down Loaded magazine closes
TV Censorship UK TV News

27th Mar
Big Bang Theory Season 1 7
Commented: Less Bang
Channel 4 suffers a rash of censorship on daytime showings of The Big Bang Theory
World News World News inter parliamentary union logo
Update: Insulting Humanity
Jordan revives the ludicrous attempt to get the criticism of religion made internationally illegal
UK Government UK Internet

26th Mar
robin thicke blurred lines video
BBFC kindly indicate the sexiest music videos on Youtube
Ratings now feature on UK music videos on digital service providers Vevo and YouTube

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ASA Watch ASA Watch

29th Mar
isuzu zombie advert video
Zombie Censors
ASA whinges at a truck advert set in a zombie infested city
EU News West Europe secularist of the year 2015 logo
Update: Secularist of the Year
Charlie Hebdo staff honoured for bravery in the face of terrorism
ASA Watch ASA Watch

28th Mar
win a date page 3 advert
Fun Loving Daily Star Brightens up Miserable Britain
Whilst offensive censor objects ban competition to win meeting with Page 3 girls
Nutter Watch PC News nick cohen writing from london logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Political correctness devours its own children
It is abandoning its children, and declaring them illegitimate. It is shouting down activists who once subscribed to its doctrines and turning its guns on its own. By Nick Cohen
Nutter Watch PC News

27th Mar
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Germanwings: can we no longer call mad people mad?
The policing of language has reached lunatic levels. By Brendan O'Neill
ASA Watch ASA Watch

26th Mar
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Commented: Arsey censor
PC advert censor bans another American Apparel product image
books Book News

25th Mar
Weirdos vs Quimboids Natasha Desborough
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Speaking of Camel Toes and Quims
Why I couldn't use the phrase 'camel toes' in the title of my first novel by Natasha Desborough
US News US News

24th Mar
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Update: Fleeting Fairness
Disgraceful US TV censor lays into TV station that accidentally transmitted a tiny peripheral porn clip in a 6pm news item
World News World Nutters Australian Christian Lobby
Viewed from the Lobby
Morality campaigners get Australian outdoor showing of Fifty Shades of Grey cancelled

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Red Umbrella World P4P

28th Mar
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Update: Passive Oppression
French sex workers order to wear plain clothes
UK News UK News

26th Mar
Stripping the Illusion logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Councils Talk About Impact Analysis?
So is Leeds a better place after council moralists closed 3 lap dancing venues?
Red Umbrella UK P4P

22nd Mar
laura lee
Update: Northern Ireland Human Rights Abuse
Sex worker to launch legal challenge of law criminalising the purchase of sex
Sex Shop Sex Shop Reviews

21st Mar
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Sex Shop A1
A listings update for Sandy in Bedfordshire
Red Umbrella World P4P

20th Mar
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Remaining unconvinced
The New York Times investigates Sweden's laws criminalising men who buy sex
US News US News

16th Mar
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Marrying of hardcore and mainstream
Marriage 2.0 cut for an NC-17 rated version for a more mainstream market
Red Umbrella World P4P council
Update: On the Periphery of Rome
The church unites with sex workers against plans to move red light zone to deserted area
BBFC News R18 Cuts

15th Mar
R18 Story
Censorship Rules for R18 and UK Video on Demand
The latest R18 guidelines as described by the BBFC at an ATVOD seminar for adult producers in November 2014
Red Umbrella World P4P Costa Rica flag
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Tourists on Sex Vacations are Increasingly Younger and Female
The stereotype of sexual tourists in Costa Rica being older, gray-haired, and western men is being shattered by a new generation of libidinous travelers who happen to be younger, and sometimes female

Diary Logo

   
Diary Diary

5th Mar
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Diary: Mass Caning, 3rd Porn Protest
Sunday 5th April 2015, Birmingham
Diary Diary

25th Feb
fright club 2
Diary: Fright Club 2
18th April 2015, All dayer and all nighter horror film festival in Birmingham
Diary Diary

20th Feb
leeds horror film festival
Diary: Leeds Horror Film Festival
Sunday 26th April 2015 at the Cottage Road Cinema
Diary Diary

15th Feb
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Diary: Mass Whipping, 4th Porn Protest
Sunday 3rd May 2015, Brighton
Diary Diary

10th Feb
42nd st to paradise
Diary: From 42nd Street to Paradise
26 -27th June 2015, Grindhouse film festival in Birmingham
Diary Diary

5th Feb
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Diary: ETO Show 2015
28th - 29th June 2015, Birmingham
Diary Diary

30th Jan
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Diary: Sexhibition
21st-22nd August 2015. Erotic Event in Manchester
Diary Diary

25th Jan
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Diary: The Institute of Sexology
20th November 2014 to 20th September 2015. Studying the pioneers of the study of sex, London
Diary Diary

20th Jan
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Diary: Sexpo UK
13-15th November 2015, Olympia, London

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29th Mar
Scorpion King Warrior Battle Redemption
Shopping: The Scorpion King 4 Movie Collection
2002 USA/Germany/Belgium action adventure fantasy thriller by Chuck Russell just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Sins Dracula Michael Thurber
Shopping: The Sins Of Dracula
2014 USA horror by Richard Griffin just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Dead Man Blu ray Johnny Depp
Shopping: Dead Man
1995 USA / Germany / Japan western fantasy drama by Jim Jarmusch just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

28th Mar
Shell Have DVD Bob Monkhouse
Shopping: She'll Have To Go
1962 UK comedy by Robert Asher once cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Visceral Between Madness Felip Eluti
Shopping: Visceral: Between The Ropes Of Madness
2012 Chile horror by Felipe Eluti just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Rollerball Blu ray James Caan
Shopping: Rollerball
1975 USA action Sci-Fi film by Norman Jewison just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Future Releases

27th Mar
Fifty Shades Grey Unseen DVD
Shopping: Fifty Shades of Grey
2015 USA romance by Sam Taylor-Johnson set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 22nd June 2015 both including an extended version
Shopping Recent Releases Milligan Grindhouse Experience Triple Feature
Shopping: The Andy Milligan Grindhouse Experience Triple Feature
Including the Video Nasty Blood Rites just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Frankensteins Hungry Dead Michael Thurber
Shopping: Frankenstein's Hungry Dead
2013 USA horror by Richard Griffin just released on US DVD

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Shopping New Listings

29th Mar
Final Girl DVD Abigail Breslin
Shopping: Final Girl
2015 Canada / USA action thriller by Tyler Shields set for UK DVD release on 18th May 2015
Shopping New Listings Sleepaway Camp III Wasteland Collectors
Shopping: Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland
1989 USA comedy horror by Michael A Simpson set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 9th June 2015
Shopping New Listings

28th Mar
Haunting Goodnight Lane DVD
Shopping: The Haunting of Goodnight Lane
2014 USA comedy horror by Alin Bijan set for UK DVD release on 1st June 2015
Shopping New Listings Dracula Reborn DVD Tina Balthazar
Shopping: Dracula Reborn
horror video by Attila Luca set for UK DVD release on 18th May 2015
Shopping New Listings Sleepaway Camp II Unhappy Collectors
Shopping: Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
1988 USA comedy horror by Michael A Simpson set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 9th June 2015
Shopping New Listings

27th Mar
Fifty Shades Grey Unseen DVD
Shopping: Fifty Shades of Grey
2015 USA romance by Sam Taylor-Johnson set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 22nd June 2015 both including an extended version
Shopping New Listings Stephen Kings Good Marriage DVD
Shopping: Stephen King's A Good Marriage
2014 USA thriller by Peter Askin set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 20th April 2015
Shopping New Listings Home Sweet Hell Anthony Burns
Shopping: Home Sweet Hell
2014 USA comedy drama by Anthony Burns set for UK DVD release on 18th May 2015
Shopping New Listings

26th Mar
Commando Directors Blu ray Arnold Schwarzenegger
Shopping: Commando: Director's Cut
1985 USA action thriller by Mark L Lester set for first UK release on Blu-ray on 4th May 2015

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Sex Sells New and Offers

29th Mar
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The Sea Monster Prefers Brunettes!
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

28th Mar
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Simply Porn DVD
Latest releases from Devils Films
Sex Sells Sex Machines

27th Mar
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Sneaky Pete
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers DVD front cover
Barbarella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Selected releases at CD Universe
Sex Sells New and Offers

26th Mar
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Alice In Wonderland - A XXX Parody
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

25th Mar
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Axel Braun's Squirt Class
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells Sex Machines

24th Mar
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Hide-a-cock 4.0
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers DVD front cover
Shirt And Tie Lesbians 2
Selected releases at Simply Porn
Sex Sells New and Offers

23rd Mar
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Foreign Nanny Exchange
Selected releases at Hot Movies

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