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USA proposes to ask all foreign visitors to provide their social media ID
I don't know about you, but my profiles contains stuff that I'd rather the authorities didn't see.
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Religious extremist hacks a series of escort websites
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Offsite Article: Pandora's back
Dreams of Spanking website resumes after winning Ofcom appeal against ATVOD censorship
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Snooper's Charter law completes in the Commons supported by Labour and the Conservatives
Northern Ireland
Update: One Year On
Nobody has fallen victim to Northern Ireland's new law criminalising men who buy sex

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1987 USA horror by David A Prior just released on UK DVD
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1984 USA romance by Ken Russell with the Director's Cut set for its first UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo release on 11th July 2016
Satans Blade Dual Format Blu ray
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1984 USA horror by L Scott Castillo Jr, previously cut by the BBFC, set for UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo rele
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1994 US action film by Rob Cohen, once cut by the BBFC, just released on UK Blu-ray
 

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18th Jun
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Pandora's back
Dreams of Spanking website resumes after winning Ofcom appeal against ATVOD censorship
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6th Jun
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Update: Feminist porn maker thrashes censors
Pandora Blake wins her appeal against her website being censored by ATVOD
 

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BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

26th Jun
Batman Superman Justice Ultimate Blu ray
Shopping: Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
2016 USA action Sci-Fi fantasy by Zack Snyder set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 1st August 2016 in 2 versions, both rated 12 by the BBFC
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

25th Jun
War Worlds Disc Special DVD
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Offsite Article: War of the Worlds
The BBFC's latest case study covers Steven Spielberg's 2003 remake
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

23rd Jun
Walking Dead Season 6 Blu ray
Shopping: The Walking Dead
US 2015-16 TV horror video by Greg Nicotero set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release with an alternative version for Episode 16
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22nd Jun
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Updated: Film censor portrayed in bad light
India's crazed censor under duress after his prolific scissorship was slapped down by the Bombay High Court
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Money talks
MPAA boss argues against a Single Digital Market for the EU claiming that a series of local monopolies is somehow good for consumers
South Asia South Asia

21st Jun
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Maintaining momentum against the Indian film censors
Filmmakers protest against censor cuts to the film Kathakali
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20th Jun
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It's my movie and I'll censor it if I want to
Hollywood takes legal action against another film service that self censors movies
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

19th Jun
Gremlins 30th Anniversary Blu ray Region
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: BBFC Podcast Episode 52
Gremlins at the BBFC
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28th Jun
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USA proposes to ask all foreign visitors to provide their social media ID
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27th Jun
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UN calls upon Iran to free musicians jailed for insulting islamic sanctities
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26th Jun
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Researchers reveal the technical details of how eBooks are watermarked
World News Asia Pacific

25th Jun
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Update: An uneuropean law
Man falls victim to Turkey's lese majeste laws for likening Erdogan to Gollum
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24th Jun
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ABE VR awarded first ever BBFC age certification for Virtual Reality.
Internet Internet News isis flag sex toys
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Social media companies not impressed by algorithmic detection of images associated with terrorism
EU News West Europe

23rd Jun
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Update: In the name of terrorism
European Parliament considers EU wide internet website blocking
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A touch too much
Australian censors ban the console game MeiQ: Labyrinth of Death

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Nutter Watch PC News

28th Jun
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Nonplussed
Contradictory PC bullies are just as demanding about the 'correct' body image as the commercial world they are trying to protect people from
Nutter Watch Religion eisurveillance
Escorted by aggression
Religious extremist hacks a series of escort websites
World News World News

26th Jun
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Chinese sexual calligraphy show producer banned
In Pattaya we call them pussy tricks
TV Censorship UK TV News

21st Jun
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Update: Choked with rage
600 complaints about sex play on Big Brother
Nutter Watch UK News

19th Jun
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Update: Rum accusations
Drinks censor dismisses ludicrous whinge from Alcohol Concern claiming that the Captain Morgan Rum label is a cartoon that appeals to children
Nutter Watch PC News

16th Jun
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Psychology of the bleedin' obvious
Academics find that people who frequently view topless images in the national press are less likely to think of them as porn than people who don't often view them
Video Nasties Video Nasties

15th Jun
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Somebody spiked the Independent's ad server
ASA bans a film streaming service advert featuring the iconic Cannibal Holocaust impalement that was seen on the Independent newspaper website
Nutter Watch Asia Pacific muhammadiyah logo
Searching for censorship
Religious conservatives in Indonesia protest against pornography on Google and YouTube
Nutter Watch UK News

14th Jun
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Update: Body image censors
London's mayor asks Transport for London to set up its own advert censor

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27th Jun
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Updated: Homophobic and proud
Istanbul bans gay pride march
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X-Rated Critics Organization Awards 2016
...And the winners were
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Sex in the suburbs
The changing face of Australia's adult industry
US News US News

24th Jun
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America's Moral Majority
Moral acceptability of porn is still a divisive gender issue in the US
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Making a good fist of it
We asked the managers of London's sex shops to talk about the sex trends of 2016.
US News US News

21st Jun
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Update: Let's sue everybody involved in porn making
Californian Republicans have joined the Democrats in opposing the latest nasty anti-porn measure up for ballot
Red Umbrella World P4P

18th Jun
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Update: Blinkered lawmaking
Netherlands proposes law against customers of sex workers who have been trafficked
UK Government UK Internet dreams of spanking logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Pandora's back
Dreams of Spanking website resumes after winning Ofcom appeal against ATVOD censorship
Red Umbrella UK P4P

17th Jun
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Bothered by a brothel?
How sex work can improve your neighbourhood. By Emily Cooper and Paul Maginn

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Diary Diary

20th May
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Diary: Frightfest
25-29th August 2016. Horror film festival in central London
Diary Diary

10th May
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Diary: Release the Bats
28-31st October 2016. John Carpenter in concert in London and Manchester playing music from his films
 

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Shopping Recent Releases

28th Jun
Return Killer Tomatoes Special Blu ray
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Return of the Killer Tomatoes!
Shopping Recent Releases

27th Jun
Command Blu ray Vanessa Thure Lindhardt
Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Ghosts, Worry Dolls, Dr Terror's House of Horrors, Kill Command
Shopping Future Releases

26th Jun
Batman Superman Justice Ultimate Blu ray
Shopping: Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
2016 USA action Sci-Fi fantasy by Zack Snyder set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 1st August 2016 in 2 versions, both rated 12 by the BBFC
Shopping Recent Releases Jeepers Creepers Collectors Blu ray Justin
Shopping: Jeepers Creepers
2001 Germany / USA horror by Victor Salva, cut for an MPAA R rating, just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Visions DVD Isla Fisher
Shopping: Visions
2014 USA horror thriller by Kevin Greutert just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases

24th Jun
Evolution DVD Max Brebant June
Shopping: Evolution
2015 France / Belgium / Spain horror mystery drama by Lucile Hadzihalilovic just released on UK DVD
Shopping Future Releases

23rd Jun
Walking Dead Season 6 Blu ray
Shopping: The Walking Dead
US 2015-16 TV horror video by Greg Nicotero set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release with an alternative version for Episode 16
Shopping Recent Releases Never Died DVD Henry Rollins
Shopping: He Never Died
2015 USA / Canada comedy horror thriller by Jason Krawczyk just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases

22nd Jun
Cape Fear Blu ray Gregory Peck
Shopping: Cape Fear
1962 USA thriller by J Lee Thompson just released on UK Blu-ray

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28th Jun
Zombie King Edward Furlong
Shopping: The Zombie King
2013 UK comedy horror by Aidan Belizaire set for US DVD release on 26th July 2016
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Shopping: The Other Side
2014 USA horror thriller by Raymond Mongelli III and Chris Niespodzianski set for US DVD release on 13th September 2016
Shopping New Listings

27th Jun
Guardians Chris Bell
Shopping: Guardians
2009 USA Sci-Fi horror by Drew Maxwell set for US DVD release on 12th July 2016
Shopping New Listings Road Games Bluray Combo Blu ray
Shopping: Road Games
2015 UK / France thriller by Abner Pastoll set for US DVD/Blu-ray Combo release on 12th July 2016
Shopping New Listings

26th Jun
Batman Superman Justice Ultimate Blu ray
Shopping: Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
2016 USA action Sci-Fi fantasy by Zack Snyder set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 1st August 2016 in 2 versions, both rated 12 by the BBFC
Shopping New Listings Star Trek Directors Anniversary Steelbook
Shopping: Star Trek 2 - The Wrath Of Khan
1982 US Sci-Fi film by Nicholas Meyer set for UK Blu-ray release on 18th July 2016
Shopping New Listings William Castle Double Feature Sardonicus
Shopping: William Castle Double Feature: Homicidal and Mr. Sardonicus
Both censored by the BBFC, now set for US Blu-ray release on 19th July 2016
Shopping New Listings

25th Jun
Invasion U S Blu ray Chuck Norris
Shopping: Invasion U.S.A
1985 USA action thriller by Joseph Zito set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 11th July 2016
Shopping New Listings Bloodstained Butterfly Dual Format Blu ray
Shopping: The Bloodstained Butterfly
1971 Italy mystery thriller by Duccio Tessari set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 22nd August 2016

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28th Jun
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27th Jun
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26th Jun
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25th Jun
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24th Jun
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We asked the managers of London's sex shops to talk about the sex trends of 2016.
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23rd Jun
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22nd Jun
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21st Jun
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