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News Wednesday 27th July...

ASA Watch ASA Watch three blair witch project advert video
Impractically Targeted Ban
Advert censor finds that Three's Blair Witch Project spoof is too scary for children
MediaWatch-UK Media watch-UK naked attraction
'This has to be the worst programme ever shown on television'
The Daily Mail lays into Channel 4's Naked Attraction, but it inevitably proves popular amongst viewers
Liberty Watch Liberty News european commission logo
EU Cryptotrackers
European Commission proposes a database of known Bitcoin usage to limit the anonymity associated with the currency
South Asia South Asia Poster Ka Bodyscapes 2016 Jayan Cherian
Update: Vulgar and offensive censorship
Indian film censors ban gay film, Ka Bodyscapes
BBFC News BBFC Daily Poster Crocodile Gennadiy 2015 Steve Hoover
Daily UK Ratings from the BBFC
The Dark Forest, Darling
MPAA MPAA Weekly Poster Florence Foster Jenkins 2016 Stephen Frears
Weekly US Ratings from the MPAA
Latest classification decisions
Video Nasties Video Nasties Killer Thrillers Collection Blu ray Carroll
Shopping: Killer Thrillers Collection
All 3 films once cut by the BBFC, just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
TV Censorship UK TV News fireman sam with generic page of arabic
Call the Emergency Outrage Extinguishing Service
Fireman Sam called over ludicrous accusation that unrecognisable text was a page from the Qur'an
Diary Diary east london strippers collective logo
Diary: RIP Shoreditch
14th August 2016. New Orleans style jazz funeral followed by a wake for the lost strip pub, The White Horse

 

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A couple of meaty trims by the MPAA

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Big Mamma's House on YouTube

BBFC category cuts for a 12 rated cinema release


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Commented: UK's press censor considers world domination
IPSO announces review of the way its regulations should apply to global digital publishers
European Court of Justice
Update: The European Court is listening
A preliminary judgement of the European Court of Justice suggests that mass snooping data should be restricted only to those fighting serious crime
child safety online
Update: You have 9 months to amass a collection of free porn before the government bans it
UK Government sets out new law to create an internet porn censor
bbfc annual report 2015
BBFC Annual Report 2015
A few more films, a few more complaints, and a few more pitches for new work
home affairs sex work june 2016
Update: Soliciting the decriminalisation of soliciting
UK Parliament Committee recommends an immediate end to laws prohibiting soliciting and brothel keeping (when adult and consensual)...but will then consider whether men should be criminalised for buying sex

Recent Movie News

Spit Your Grave Region NTSC
Censorship spittle
Horror Channel is a spot of bother as the BBFC requires cuts for the pre-cut version shown by the channel which then attracted complaints to Ofcom
Burning Dual Format Blu ray DVD SteelBook
Shopping: The Burning
1981 US/Canada slasher by Tony Maylam set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 10th October 2016
Death Wish II Special Blu ray
Shopping: Death Wish II
1982 USA action crime thriller by Michael Winner, still cut in the UK,  set for uncut US Blu-ray release on 26th July 2016
Top Sensation DVD Rosalba Neri
Shopping: Top Sensation
1969 Italy drama by Ottavio Alessi, once banned by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Wicked Lady DVD Faye Dunaway
Shopping: The Wicked Lady
1983 UK adventure drama by Michael Winner just released on UK DVD

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UK Government UK Internet

8th Jul
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Update: Didn't we have the same news last year?
Sky Broadband announces that it has turned on default website censorship for all customers with a change to when the question is asked
UK Government UK Internet

6th Jul
child safety online
Update: You have 9 months to amass a collection of free porn before the government bans it
UK Government sets out new law to create an internet porn censor
 

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South Asia South Asia

27th Jul
Poster Ka Bodyscapes 2016 Jayan Cherian
Update: Vulgar and offensive censorship
Indian film censors ban gay film, Ka Bodyscapes
Video Nasties Video Nasties

26th Jul
Herschell Gordon Lewis Feast Blu ray
Shopping: The Herschell Gordon Lewis Feast
1963 US horror by Herschell Gordon Lewis set for UK Blu-ray/DVD Combo release on 24th October 2016
movies Movie News

24th Jul
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Whistling for finance
Oliver Stone's new movie Snowden had a predictably tough time getting finance from corporate America
film BBFC News

22nd Jul
Spit Your Grave Region NTSC
Censorship spittle
Horror Channel in a spot of bother as the BBFC requires cuts for the pre-cut version of I Spit On Your Grave shown by the channel which then attracted complaints to Ofcom
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

21st Jul
Empresses Palace DVD Sun Li
Shopping: Empresses in the Palace
2012 China historical TV series by Hao Ning, cut by the BBFC for animal cruelty, set for UK DVD release on 15th August 2016
Australia News Aussie News

20th Jul
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Updated: Protruding labias
Body image campaigners call for a PG-15 rating for close up nudity
Ofcom Watch Ofcom Watch

19th Jul
Stage Fright DVD Minnie Driver
A frightful cock-up
Virgin media make a mistake and broadcast the 15 rated Stage Fright during the day without PIN protection.
Americas Americas Adjuster DVD Elias Koteas
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Counting 'fucks' and counting sheep
What It's Like Watching Porn and Rating Movies For the Ontario's Government
US News US News doj logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Campaigning for ludicrously silly film ratings
Report from legal case against the MPAA by anti smoking campaigners who claim that showing smoking in PG-13 ratings is somehow responsible for people taking it up

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World News Liberty News

27th Jul
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EU Cryptotrackers
European Commission proposes a database of known Bitcoin usage to limit the anonymity associated with the currency
World News PCC Watch

26th Jul
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Commented: UK's press censor considers world domination
IPSO announces review of the way its regulations should apply to global digital publishers
EU News West Europe uncensored lies
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Uncensored Lies
Serbian government sets up exhibition of political cartoonery to show that it does not censor the media, but then goes on to label all the criticism as lies
World News UK News Daily Mail logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: A Picture of Carelessness
Porn star sues the Daily Mail for randomly using her picture to illustrate an article about a a totally unconnected porn star with HIV
World News UK News

25th Jul
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Premium rates phone censor
PhonepayPlus decides to change its name
Australia News Aussie News

24th Jul
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Updated: Government Pests
Australian game censors ban The Bug Butcher video game
World News Asia Pacific peace tv thailand logo
Another Peace TV banned
This time in Thailand where the 'red shirt' political channel is banned for criticising the military government
Ofcom Watch Ofcom Watch

23rd Jul
sharon white
Tens more TV censors at Ofcom
Ofcom boss plans on extra staff for the upcoming extension of remit to cover censorship of the BBC
World News Asia Pacific economist july 2016
Update: The Hidden Economy
Another issue of the Economist has been withdrawn from Thailand

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ASA Watch ASA Watch

27th Jul
three blair witch project advert video
Impractically Targeted Ban
Advert censor finds that Three's Blair Witch Project spoof is too scary for children
MediaWatch-UK Media watch-UK naked attraction
'This has to be the worst programme ever shown on television'
The Daily Mail lays into Channel 4's Naked Attraction, but it inevitably proves popular amongst viewers
TV Censorship UK TV News fireman sam with generic page of arabic
Call the Emergency Outrage Extinguishing Service
Fireman Sam called over ludicrous accusation that unrecognisable text was a page from the Qur'an
Nutter Watch PCC Watch

22nd Jul
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Guilt by association
Press censor bans Daily Mail headline linking honour killings with islam
Australia News Aussie News

21st Jul
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Update: An expensive joke
Queensland resorts to making up a new law just to deal with supposedly offensive slogans on Wicked Campervans
MediaWatch-UK Media watch-UK

19th Jul
love-island
Updated: Ban it or else we will send a few angry tweets!
ITV2 show Love Island gets a few complaints
Nutter Watch PC News

18th Jul
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Making up the law
When Nottingham police join up with feminists and define a politically incorrect gesture or comment as a 'hate crime'
Games News Games News

17th Jul
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Update: Oversensitive
Rajan Zed whinges about a Devi character in the computer game Overwatch
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US

16th Jul
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Update: Parents TV Council recommend
Dating Naked on US VH1

Sex Articles Logo

   
Sex Sells Diary

27th Jul
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Diary: RIP Shoreditch
14th August 2016. New Orleans style jazz funeral followed by a wake for the lost strip pub, The White Horse
US News US News

26th Jul
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Updated: No X in Texas
August 17-19 2016. Hilton hotel censors adult expo after moralist campaigners claim that it facilitates prostitution and trafficking. The event relocated to Holiday Inn Southwest in Houston
Red Umbrella World P4P empowers museum
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Empowering
Museum of Bangkok sex work set to open to the public from mid August
World News World News

24th Jul
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Porn in Russia
XBiz tales a look at porn under Putin
Sex Sells Diary

23rd Jul
white horse
Diary: The Last Days of the White Horse
Iconic strip bar in London's Shoreditch set to close
World News World News abroad in japan logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Time Enough for Love
British expat scores a hit with a YouTube Channel featuring the phenomenon of Japanese short time hotels
Red Umbrella World P4P

18th Jul
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Dreamy Thailand
Tourism minister to sell Thailand as an ethical, politically correct dream world with no more of the sexy stuff
World News World News toysfourplay logo
Update: Toying with idea
Speculation as to whether sex shops will open in Malta now that they are allowed by law
World News World News vice logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Twitterati
Porn Stars Tell Us How They Get Around Social Media Nudity Rules

Diary Logo

   
Diary Diary

27th Jul
east london strippers collective logo
Diary: RIP Shoreditch
14th August 2016. New Orleans style jazz funeral followed by a wake for the lost strip pub, The White Horse
Diary Diary

23rd Jul
white horse
Diary: The Last Days of the White Horse
Iconic strip bar in London's Shoreditch set to close
Diary Diary

2nd Jul
We Are What DVD
Diary: Horror Channel bears its teeth
July 2016 on the Horror Channel
Diary Diary

25th Jun
frightfest 2016 cutaway logo
Diary: Frightfest
25-29th August 2016. Programme for the Frightfest horror film festival in central London
Diary Diary

15th Jun
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Diary: Release the Bats
28-31st October 2016. John Carpenter in concert in London and Manchester playing music from his films
 

Shopping Logo

   
Shopping Recent Releases

27th Jul
Killer Thrillers Collection Blu ray Carroll
Shopping: Killer Thrillers Collection
All 3 films once cut by the BBFC, just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Landmine Goes Click Sterling Knight
Shopping: Landmine Goes Click
2015 Georgia action crime thriller by Levan Bakhia just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Petey Wheatstraw Blu ray DVD Combo
Shopping: Petey Wheatstraw
1977 USA comedy fantasy by Cliff Roquemore just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Future Releases

26th Jul
Herschell Gordon Lewis Feast Blu ray
Shopping: The Herschell Gordon Lewis Feast
1963 US horror by Herschell Gordon Lewis set for UK Blu-ray/DVD Combo release on 24th October 2016
Shopping Recent Releases Boy Who Cried Werewolf Blu ray
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Killer Thrillers Collection, Death Wish II, Dementia 13, Doctor Butcher MD
Shopping Recent Releases

25th Jul
Vampire Blood DVD Mike Doyle July
Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Landmine Goes Click, Australiens
Shopping Recent Releases

24th Jul
Slasher Complete First Season DVD
Shopping: Slasher - The Complete First Season
2016 US TV series by Craig David Wallace just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases

23rd Jul
Bad Moon Blu ray Mariel Hemingway
Shopping: Bad Moon
1996 USA horror by Eric Red, cut for an R rating, just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Witch Blu ray Anya Taylor Joy
Shopping: The Witch
2015 USA / Canada horror by Robert Eggers just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray

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Shopping New Listings

27th Jul
Once Upon Time Brooklyn DVD
Shopping: Once Upon a Time in Brooklyn
2013 USA action crime film by Paul Borghese set for UK DVD release on 15th August 2016
Shopping New Listings Dark Forest DVD Josh Stewart
Shopping: The Dark Forest
2013 USA thriller by Josh Stewart set for UK DVD release on 29th August 2016
Shopping New Listings

26th Jul
Herschell Gordon Lewis Feast Blu ray
Shopping: The Herschell Gordon Lewis Feast
1963 US horror by Herschell Gordon Lewis set for UK Blu-ray/DVD Combo release on 24th October 2016
Shopping New Listings Elements Ninjas Blu ray Tien Chi Cheng
Shopping: Five Elements Ninjas
1982 Hong Kong action drama by Cheh Chang (as Chang Cheh) set for UK Blu-ray release on 14th November 2016
Shopping New Listings Rotgut Jeremy Owen
Shopping: Rotgut
2012 USA horror by Billy Garberina set for US DVD release on 11th October 2016
Shopping New Listings Purging Hour Paul Cross
Shopping: The Purging Hour
2015 USA horror by Emmanuel Giorgio Sandoval set for US DVD release on 13th September 2016
Shopping New Listings

25th Jul
Yakuza Papers Final Episode DVD
Shopping: The Yakuza Papers: Final Episode
1974 Japan action crime drama by Kinji Fukasaku set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 8th August 2016
Shopping New Listings Yakuza Papers Episode Special Blu ray
Shopping: The Yakuza Papers: Final Episode
1974 Japan action crime drama by Kinji Fukasaku set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 9th August 2016
Shopping New Listings Sacrifice Elizabeth Abraham
Shopping: The Sacrifice
2015 USA horror by Ricardo Islas set for US DVD release on 27th September 2016

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Sex Sells New and Offers

27th Jul
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Tantalizing
Selected releases at Simply Adult
Sex Sells New and Offers

26th Jul
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Desires Within Young Girls
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells Sex Machines

25th Jul
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DP Fucking Machine
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers dvd_front_cover
Whistleblower
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

24th Jul
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Art Of Anal Sex # 3
Selected releases at CD Universe
Sex Sells New and Offers

23rd Jul
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Simply Adult
Latest releases from Simply Films, 3rd Degree
Sex Sells New and Offers

22nd Jul
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La Maison des Phantasmes/Couple Cherche Esclaves Sexuels
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells New and Offers

21st Jul
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Sex Sells New and Offers

20th Jul
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Summer Fucking
Selected releases at Hot Movies

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