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News Thursday 30th October...

Shopping Hard 18s Romance DVD Catherine Breillat
Shopping: Romance
1999 France drama by Catherine Breillat, previous BBFC cuts have been waived for UK DVD release on 10th November 2014
BBFC News BBFC Daily Poster Cocoanuts 1929 Robert Florey and Joseph Santley
Daily UK Ratings from the BBFC
Duck Soup, Backmask, The Hobbit: the Desolation of Smaug: Extended Edition
MPAA MPAA Weekly Poster Best of Me 2014 Michael Hoffman
Weekly US Ratings from the MPAA
Latest classification decisions
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Blacula Complete Collection DVD Blu ray
Shopping: Blacula - The Complete Collection
1972 USA horror thriller by William Crain, once cut by the BBFC, now just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Sex Sells Sex for Fun European court buildings
Commented: No Natural Rights for the Naked Rambler
Even the European Court doesn't see the injustice in jailing someone for 10 years for passively being nude in public
Extreme Porn Extreme Porn tiger angry
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: I'm the Welsh Bus Driver Who Had His Life Ruined by Tiger Porn
You could tell straight away it wasn't a real tiger, says Andrew Holland, describing a video sent to him of a man in a tiger suit having sex with a woman. Right from the word go, the tiger was talking.
EU News West Europe Dieter Nuhr Ich bin nuhr
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: When does making fun of religion cross the line?
A comedian might say it's his job to make fun of everything and everybody under the sun - the more wicked, the better. In Germany, a debate has broken out after a Muslim citizen filed suit over a comedian's jokes.
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UK Government UK Internet

7th Oct
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Commented: British sex doesn't sell: the decline of the UK adult trade
A visit to the Xbiz adult industry conference reveals a business on its deathbed, agonising over suffocating regulations.
UK Government UK Internet

5th Oct
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Will some body think of the children
Government led UKCCIS discusses new ideas for internet censorship
UK Government UK Internet

2nd Oct
Pop Party 13 Various
Shopping: Pop Party 13
Is this music video by Hannah Lux and Davis the first victim of new regulation requiring the BBFC to censor music videos?
UK Government UK Internet

1st Oct
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Update: New Laws start today
A new government imposition of burdensome and unnecessary BBFC censorship on music, sport and documentary DVDs starts on 1st October
UK Government UK Internet robin thicke blurred lines video
Update: New schemes start todayish
Voluntary BBFC ratings for UK based music videos on YouTube
 

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30th Oct
Romance DVD Catherine Breillat
Shopping: Romance
1999 France drama by Catherine Breillat, previous BBFC cuts have been waived for UK DVD release on 10th November 2014
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

29th Oct
Blu ray Special Footage exclusive amazon co uk
Shopping: Blue Velvet
1986 USA crime mystery thriller by David Lynch set for UK Blu-ray release on 3rd November 2014 with 50 minutes of newly discovered deleted scenes included as an extra
movies Movie News monster fest 2014 melbourne
Diary: Monster Fest
20th - 30th November 2014. Cult and horror film festival in Melbourne, Australia
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

28th Oct
West 11 DVD Alfred Lynch
Shopping: West 11
1963 UK crime drama by Michael Winner, once cut by the BBFC, now set for UK DVD release on 23rd February 2015
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Play Dirty DVD Michael Caine
Shopping: Play Dirty
1969 UK war adventure drama by André De Toth, once cut by the BBFC, now set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 17th November 2014
film Hard 18s Third One DVD Nicolas Armengol
Shopping: The Third One
2014 Argentina gay drama by Rodrigo Guerrero features real sex and is set for UK DVD release on 8th December 2014
South Asia South Asia bachelor party
Update: Miserable in India
Film censors now require invasive warning whenever alcohol appears on screen
film Asia Pacific

26th Oct
comparing classifications
Comparably Strict
The New Zealand film censor compares ratings from 6 countries and finds itself most similar to UK
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

24th Oct
Expendables 3 Blu ray Sylvester Stallone Extended
Shopping: The Expendables 3
2014 USA action adventure thriller by Patrick Hughes set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 8th December 2014 now confirmed with the Extended Cut on Blu-ray only

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30th Oct
European court buildings
Commented: No Natural Rights for the Naked Rambler
Even the European Court doesn't see the injustice in jailing someone for 10 years for passively being nude in public
Extreme Porn Extreme Porn tiger angry
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: I'm the Welsh Bus Driver Who Had His Life Ruined by Tiger Porn
You could tell straight away it wasn't a real tiger, says Andrew Holland, describing a video sent to him of a man in a tiger suit having sex with a woman. Right from the word go, the tiger was talking.
Africa News Africa News

29th Oct
rwandas untold story
Rwanda Recommends
BBC's This World: Rwanda's Untold Story
World News Liberty News gchq logo
Extracts: So Orwell was just 30 years out
How the police and GCHQ work round legal requirements so as to enable secretive mass snooping
Control Freaks Control Freaks European Court of Justice
Linked Judgements
European Court of Justice decides that embedding pre-existing video without permission is not liable to claims of copyright infringement
Extreme Porn Extreme Porn tony the tiger
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: 'Tiger porn' case: Can you do better than the CPS?
Andrew Holland suffered ridicule and harassment after prosecutors failed to notice that a lusty tiger in a video found on his phone was actually just a man in a tiger suit. See if you can do better than his prosecutors
Extreme Porn Extreme Porn

28th Oct
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Power Trip
Politicians clamoured for a law that sees the life of an innocent man trashed over a couple of bad taste jokey video clips on his phone. An excellent write up of the Tiger Porn persecution.
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Commented: Government creating new laws to suffocate British businesses selling to adults
When will politicians ever do anything useful, like funding a convenient and free age verification system that businesses will then be keen to use?
Extreme Porn Extreme Porn

27th Oct
Old Bailey
Extract: Persecuting ordinary people who have got no chance of knowing what's banned
Tiger porn victim requests human rights review of extreme pornography law by Crown Prosecution Service

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30th Oct
Dieter Nuhr Ich bin nuhr
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: When does making fun of religion cross the line?
A comedian might say it's his job to make fun of everything and everybody under the sun - the more wicked, the better. In Germany, a debate has broken out after a Muslim citizen filed suit over a comedian's jokes.
Nutter Watch PC News

29th Oct
victorias secret the perfect body advert
Perfect outrage over Victoria's Secret Perfect Body adverts
So can political correctness deny attractiveness and somehow overrule human nature?
Nutter Watch PC News Breaking Bad 6 inch Heisenberg Exclusive
Updated: Censors R Us
Toy shop censors Breaking Bad figures after a few whinges from PC bullies
Nutter Watch East Europe

28th Oct
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Well Versed in Repression
Kazakhstan hands out massive fine for advert depicting well known poets kissing
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US wrap 2014 logo
Diary: White Ribbon Against Pornography Week
26th October - 1st November 2014. Moral campaigners and nonsense peddlers unite to have a whinge about porn in the US
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: A good result: 150 votes to 6
Debate report: Sex and Censorship vs Julie Bindel at Essex University
Games News Games News

27th Oct
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Updated: Where will it all end?
Generating a little 'outrage' for a new video game named Hatred
Ofcom Watch Ofcom Watch

26th Oct
worlds craziest fools
Dogged Censorship
Ofcom bitches at the World's Crazy Fools
ASA Watch ASA Watch matford size is important advert
Big Offence Taken
Office space advert taken down after advert censor gets involved

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29th Oct
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Miserable Future Plans
Belfast council looks set to refuse sex shop licences for shops near the city centre
Sex Sells Sex for Fun cbc logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Dangerous Kink
The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has sparked a national sex debate when it dismissed popular radio host Jian Ghomeshi. Ghomeshi claimed he was fired because his participation in consensual BDSM had come to light.
UK Parliament Houses of Parl

28th Oct
Northern Ireland Assembly
Update: Paying to get screwed by the authorities
How Northern Ireland politician passed yet another law that will be used to persecute innocent people, this time ordinary people who just want to get laid
US News US News

27th Oct
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Extract: Kink Goes Straight
Kink.com is rebranding itself as a lifestyle brand
World News World News Switzerland flag
Exotic Visas
Switzerland to end visas/work permits for foreign strippers
Red Umbrella World P4P New Zealand flag
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Sex industry doing it tough
So how large is the prostitution business in New Zealand, now it's legal?
Red Umbrella UK P4P

26th Oct
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Towards Safer Sex Work
The motion that the LibDems agreed to at the 2014 conference
Red Umbrella UK P4P

25th Oct
yvette coopert
Update: Reasons to vote UKIP: Yvette Cooper
Labour plans to criminalise buying sex
US News US News Washington state seal
Update: Set up by the authorities
Rules designed to repress US adult entertainment may end up endangering strippers

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Diary Diary

30th Sep
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Diary: Bram Stoker International Film Festival
23rd -27th October 2014, Whitby, Yorkshire
Diary Diary

25th Sep
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Diary: Halton Horror Festival
25-26th October 2014, Widnes, Cheshire
Diary Diary

20th Sep
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Diary: Mayhem Film Festival
26th October to 2nd November 2014, Broadway Cinema, Nottingham
Diary Diary

15th Sep
frizzi 2 fulci
Diary: Frizzi 2 Fulci
31st October 2014. Halloween at the Barbican An evening of cult Italian horror films and music
Diary Diary

10th Sep
east winds film festival 2014
Diary: East Winds Film Festival
31st October - 2nd November 2014. Festival of east Asian films in Coventry
Diary Diary

5th Sep
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Diary: The Festival of Fantastic Films
31st October to 2nd November 2014, Manchester
Diary Diary

30th Aug
Comeback Digitally Remastered DVD
Diary: The House of Walker
1st -29th November. Season of Pete Walker films at London's Barbican
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25th Aug
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Diary: Abertoir Horror Film Festival
11-16th November 2014, Aberystwyth, Wales
Diary Diary

20th Aug
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Diary: Cine-Excess
14th - 16th November 2014. International Conference on Cult Film Traditions held in Brighton

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Shopping Hard 18s

30th Oct
Romance DVD Catherine Breillat
Shopping: Romance
1999 France drama by Catherine Breillat, previous BBFC cuts have been waived for UK DVD release on 10th November 2014
Shopping Recent Releases Blacula Complete Collection DVD Blu ray
Shopping: Blacula - The Complete Collection
1972 USA horror thriller by William Crain, once cut by the BBFC, now just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Beneath Kelly Noonan
Shopping: Beneath
2013 USA horror by Ben Ketai just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases LFO Patrik Karlson
Shopping: LFO
2013 Sweden / Denmark Sci-Fi drama by Antonio Tublen just released on US DVD
Shopping Future Releases

29th Oct
Blu ray Special Footage exclusive amazon co uk
Shopping: Blue Velvet
1986 USA crime mystery thriller by David Lynch set for UK Blu-ray release on 3rd November 2014 with 50 minutes of newly discovered deleted scenes included as an extra
Shopping Recent Releases Shogun Assassin Bluray combo Blu ray
Shopping: Shogun Assassin
1980 Japan/US action film by Robert Houston just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Planet Vampires Blu ray Barry Sullivan
Shopping: Planet of the Vampires
1965 Spain / Italy Sci-Fi horror by Mario Bava just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Deliver Us Evil Eric Bana
Shopping: Deliver Us From Evil
2014 USA crime horror thriller by Scott Derrickson just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Mystery Road DVD Aaron Pedersen
Shopping: Mystery Road
2013 Australia mystery thriller by Ivan Sen just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray

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Shopping New Listings

30th Oct
Snuff 102 Eduardo Poli
Shopping: Snuff 102
2007 Argentina horror thriller by Mariano Peralta set for US DVD release on 11th November 2014
Shopping New Listings Cemetery Natalie Jean
Shopping: The Cemetery
2013 USA horror by Adam Ahlbrandt set for US DVD release on 11th November 2014
Shopping New Listings Dead Snow Blu ray Martin Starr
Shopping: Dead Snow 2
2 Norway / Iceland action comedy horror by Tommy Wirkola set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 12th January 2015
Shopping New Listings Dead Snow Red Vs Blu ray
Shopping: Dead Snow 2: Red Vs Dead
2 Norway / Iceland action comedy horror by Tommy Wirkola set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 9th December 2014
Shopping New Listings Tammy Blu ray Region Melissa McCarthy
Shopping: Tammy
2014 USA comedy by Ben Falcone set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 10th November 2014
Shopping New Listings Once Fallen DVD Ash Adams
Shopping: Once Fallen
2010 USA crime film by Ash Adams set for UK DVD release on 22nd December 2014
Shopping New Listings Before I Go Sleep DVD
Shopping: Before I Go To Sleep
2014 UK mystery thriller by Rowan Joffe set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 12th January 2015
Shopping New Listings Backmask DVD Marcus Nispel
Shopping: Backmask
2014 USA horror thriller by Marcus Nispel set for UK DVD release on 22nd December 2014
Shopping New Listings Alleluia DVD Lola Duenas
Shopping: Alleluia
2014 Belgium / France thriller by Fabrice Du Welz set for UK DVD release on 22nd December 2014

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Sex Sells New and Offers

30th Oct
141030 hm
Sexually Explicit 2
Galleries at Hot Movies
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29th Oct
141029 gl
Hustler: Back in Black
New releases at GameLink
Sex Sells New and Offers

28th Oct
141028 yc
Parchen Club Schiedel: Swingerspass
Featured at YourChoice
Sex Sells New and Offers

27th Oct
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Sorority Carwash
Featured at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

26th Oct
141026 cdu
The Doctor
Doctor Who parody featured at CD Universe
Sex Sells New and Offers

25th Oct
141025 simply
Simply Porn DVD
Latest releases from Evil Empire
Sex Sells New and Offers

24th Oct
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Real Punting 21
Featured releases with a UK connection at British Porn
Sex Sells New and Offers

23rd Oct
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Kinky Wedding Day
Featured at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

22nd Oct
141022 simply
Voracious Season 2 Vol 4
New releases from Simply Porn

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