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News Sunday 28th August...

Australia News Aussie News Valkyrie Drive Bhikkuhni PlayStation Vita
Update: Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkuhni
The Australian Censorship Board bans another computer game
BBFC News BBFC Daily Poster Great Mouse Detective 1986 Ron Clements and Burny Mattinson
Daily UK Ratings from the BBFC
Let's Be Evil, Funhouse Massacre, Something Weird
TV Censorship UK TV News Game Thrones Season 6 DVD
Violence in Games of Thrones debated at the Edinburgh Festival
Its massive popularity must surely rile the politically correct
Liberty Watch Liberty News CCTVs
Communities being spied on at the Notting Hill Carnival
Police roll out live facial recognition system
Control Freaks Control Freaks EU flag
Update: EU again sides with the corporates rather than the people
European Copyright Leak Exposes Plans to Force the Internet to Subsidize Publishers
Nutter Watch PC News kicking politicians
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The reasons why politics feels so tribal in 2016
The freedom to live where you like, a good education and the internet: could these things be widening the gap between opposing political beliefs?

 

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'Did you sleep with the milkman?'
TV censor puts the kibosh on Jeremy Kyle's daytime chat show from poking around in people's sex lives
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EU Cryptotrackers
European Commission proposes a database of known Bitcoin usage to limit the anonymity associated with the currency
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Commented: UK's press censor considers world domination
IPSO announces review of the way its regulations should apply to global digital publishers
European Court of Justice
Update: The European Court is listening
A preliminary judgement of the European Court of Justice suggests that mass snooping data should be restricted only to those fighting serious crime
child safety online
Update: You have 9 months to amass a collection of free porn before the government bans it
UK Government sets out new law to create an internet porn censor

Recent Movie News

Driller Killer Steelbook Blu ray
Shopping: The Driller Killer
1979 famed video nasty by Abel Ferrara set for UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo release on 28th November 2016
love camp 7
One of the few remaining video nasties still banned by the BBFC
Blue Underground to release Love Camp 7 in 2017
Psychomania DVD Blu ray George Sanders
Shopping: Psychomania
1973 UK horror by Don Sharp set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 19th September 2016
Poster Sausage Party 2016 Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon
Pita Pubes at the MPAA
Seth Rogan comments on cuts required for an MPAA R rating for Sausage Party
Batman Superman Justice Ultimate Blu ray
Shopping: Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
2016 USA action Sci-Fi fantasy by Zack Snyder just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray with an extended cut on Blu-ray only

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sfc.org.uk - sexual freedom
 


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4th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The Tory government’s war on porn is doomed to fail, and here’s why
Too much porn is in circulation and there are too many options to receive it. From Ars Technica
   

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27th Aug
Theo Hugo Blu ray Geoffrey Couet
Shopping: Theo and Hugo
2016 France gay romance by Olivier Ducastel and Jacques Martineau set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 5th December 2016
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Clockwork Orange DVD Malcolm McDowell
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: BBFC Podcast Episode 56: Clockwork Orange
Uncut by the BBFC but generated enough censorship material to form most of a Stanley Kubrick archive
US News US News

24th Aug
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Update: Smokeless Dragon
Director of the Pete's Dragon remake notes that Disney now bans the depiction of smoking
South Asia South Asia Poster Maalik 2016 Ashir Azeem
Update: Maalik
Banned by Pakistan's government for portraying a corrupt character a little too closely to an actual minister
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Diary: The Starburst Film Festival
26-28th August 2016, Manchester UK
Video Nasties Video Nasties

22nd Aug
Driller Killer Steelbook Blu ray
Shopping: The Driller Killer
1979 famed video nasty by Abel Ferrara set for UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo release on 28th November 2016
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

20th Aug
Martian Extended Blu ray Matt Damon
Shopping: The Martian
2015 USA action Sci-Fi adventure by Ridley Scott set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 3rd October 2016 in an Extended Edition
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Diary: Frightfest
25-29th August 2016. Programme for the Frightfest horror film festival in central London
Video Nasties Video Nasties

17th Aug
love camp 7
One of the few remaining video nasties still banned by the BBFC
Blue Underground to release Love Camp 7 in 2017

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Australia News Aussie News

28th Aug
Valkyrie Drive Bhikkuhni PlayStation Vita
Update: Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkuhni
The Australian Censorship Board bans another computer game
TV Censorship UK TV News Game Thrones Season 6 DVD
Violence in Games of Thrones debated at the Edinburgh Festival
Its massive popularity must surely rile the politically correct
World News Liberty News CCTVs
Communities being spied on at the Notting Hill Carnival
Police roll out live facial recognition system
Control Freaks Control Freaks EU flag
Update: EU again sides with the corporates rather than the people
European Copyright Leak Exposes Plans to Force the Internet to Subsidize Publishers
World News PC News kicking politicians
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The reasons why politics feels so tribal in 2016
The freedom to live where you like, a good education and the internet: could these things be widening the gap between opposing political beliefs?
World News Privacy

27th Aug
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Don't use WhatsApp to call your mistress or toy boy
Lest Facebook use your phone log to suggest them as friends to your partner
World News Liberty News tax man pointing
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The War on Cash
Banks, governments, credit card companies and tech evangelists all want us to believe a cashless future is inevitable and good. But this isn't a frictionless utopia, and it's time to fight back. By Brett Scott.
ASA Watch ASA Watch

24th Aug
Fear Walking Dead Season DVD
Fear the Censor
ASA upholds complaint about the scheduling of an advert for Fear the Walking Dead during the film Rango
Ofcom Watch Ofcom Watch

23rd Aug
jeremy kyle show
'Did you sleep with the milkman?'
TV censor puts the kibosh on Jeremy Kyle's daytime chat show from poking around in people's sex lives

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Nutter Watch UK Nutters

19th Aug
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Obituary Moira Knox
Edinburgh's Mary Whitehouse
Games News Games News Bandai Namco Entertainment 5050013391652 Tekken
Sexy swimsuits in Japanese games
Tekken 7 developer speaks of western censorship imposed by social justice whingers
 

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Sex Sells Sex Toys News

24th Aug
SEX WORLD DVD VINEGAR SYNDROME
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Academic postulates that sex cyborgs will replace prostitution
As if our miserable society would ever allow men to enjoy sexual entertainment
UK News UK News

21st Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Sexhibition
A review from the erotic festival being held in Manchester this weekend
Sex Sells Sex Toys News

19th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Is virtual reality the future of online pornography?
Kiiroo from the Netherlands thinks so
UK News UK News

12th Aug
The Guardian
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The new moralist censors of the Guardian
The Anti-Sex Left And Its War On Free Expression. By Jerry Barnett
   

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Diary Diary

24th Aug
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Diary: The Starburst Film Festival
26-28th August 2016, Manchester UK
Diary Diary

20th Aug
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Diary: Frightfest
25-29th August 2016. Programme for the Frightfest horror film festival in central London
Diary Diary

15th Aug
Night Living Deb Maria Thayer
Diary: FrightFest Movies on Horror Channel
19th - 31st August 2016. Double bills every night
Diary Diary

1st Aug
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The Last Days of the White Horse
Iconic strip bar in London's Shoreditch set to close
Diary Diary

30th Jul
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Diary: Release the Bats
28-31st October 2016. John Carpenter in concert in London and Manchester playing music from his films
 

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Shopping Recent Releases

28th Aug
Bind DVD Darren Matheson
Shopping: Bind
2016 Canada horror by Dan Walton and Dan Zachary just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Identicals DVD Lachlan Nieboer
Shopping: Identicals
2015 UK Sci-Fi film by Simon Pummell just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Hard 18s

27th Aug
Theo Hugo Blu ray Geoffrey Couet
Shopping: Theo and Hugo
2016 France gay romance by Olivier Ducastel and Jacques Martineau set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 5th December 2016
Shopping Recent Releases Rabid Dogs DVD Lambert Wilson
Shopping: Rabid Dogs
2015 France / Canada action thriller by Éric Hannezo just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases

25th Aug
Bloodstained Butterfly Dual Format Blu ray
Shopping: The Bloodstained Butterfly
1971 Italy mystery thriller by Duccio Tessari just released on UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo
Shopping Recent Releases Cowboy Zombies DVD Greg Bronson
Shopping: Cowboy Zombies
2016 USA TV horror by Paul Winters just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Clown Blu ray Andy Powers
Shopping: Clown
2014 USA / Canada horror drama by Jon Watts just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

24th Aug
Tank 432 aka Belly Bulldog
Shopping: Tank 432
2015 UK action horror thriller by Nick Gillespie just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Bunker Pit Bukowski
Shopping: Der Bunker
2015 Germany comedy horror drama by Nikias Chryssos just released on US DVD and Blu-ray

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Shopping New Listings

28th Aug
Chopping Mall Blu ray Kelli Maroney
Shopping: Chopping Mall
1986 USA comedy Sci-Fi horror by Jim Wynorski set for US Blu-ray release on 27th September 2016
Shopping New Listings House Collectors Blu ray Patrick Swayze
Shopping: Road House
1989 USA action thriller by Rowdy Herrington set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 6th September 2016
Shopping New Listings Stephen Kings Blu ray Tim Curry
Shopping: Stephen King's It
1990 USA / Canada TV horror by Mary Lambert set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 4th October 2016
Shopping New Listings Body Double Dual Format Blu ray
Shopping: Body Double
1984 USA mystery thriller by Brian De Palma set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 3rd October 2016
Shopping New Listings

27th Aug
Theo Hugo Blu ray Geoffrey Couet
Shopping: Theo and Hugo
2016 France gay romance by Olivier Ducastel and Jacques Martineau set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 5th December 2016
Shopping New Listings Witchcraft Blu ray Lon Chaney Jr
Shopping: Witchcraft
1964 UK horror romance by Don Sharp set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 11th October 2016
Shopping New Listings Neon Demon Blu ray Elle Fanning August
Shopping: The Neon Demon
2016 France / USA / Denmark horror thriller by Nicolas Winding Refn set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 31st October 2016
Shopping New Listings Supernatural Season DVD Jared Padalecki
Shopping: Supernatural - Season 11
USA horror mystery fantasy by set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 10th October 2016
Shopping New Listings Slashers DVD Sarah Joslyn Crowder
Shopping: Slashers
2001 Canada comedy horror by Maurice Devereaux set for UK DVD release on 10th October 2016

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Sex Sells New and Offers

28th Aug
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Latest releases from Viv Thomas and Harmony XXX
Sex Sells New and Offers

27th Aug
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Sex Sells Sex Toys News

24th Aug
SEX WORLD DVD VINEGAR SYNDROME
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Academic postulates that sex cyborgs will replace prostitution
As if our miserable society would ever allow men to enjoy sexual entertainment
Sex Sells New and Offers

22nd Aug
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Hot Cooking
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

21st Aug
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Storm Of Kings
Selected releases at Simply Adult
Sex Sells New and Offers

20th Aug
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Prized Possession
Classic porn at Your Choice
Sex Sells Sex Toys News

19th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Is virtual reality the future of online pornography?
Kiiroo from the Netherlands thinks so
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Flying Skirts (English Language)
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

18th Aug
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Jo's Secret Video
Selected releases at Simply Adult

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