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John Thomas Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 21st May 2025

Beastli comes from a mythical Romanian creature who conceals himself within the forest lands. Adorned with nodules, ridges and bumps, Beastli is a dragon like feast for the pleasure centres in your body.

He has been handcrafted in the UK and lovingly brought to life by our team in the USA, using only the finest medical grade black platinum silicone.

Body safe and hypoallergenic; Beastli is built both to please, as well as to last and take pride of place in your sex toy collection.

He comes in 4 handy sizes and is fully Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible. Why not try him on a compatible sex machine for the ride of your life!

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Read also a review from the independent sex toy reviewer Joanne's Reviews.

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John Thomas The Don Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 26th April 2025

With it's thick prominent veins and wholesome cut foreskin, The Don was inspired by a top Mafia boss' splendid member.

Forged from the finest medical grade; body safe platinum silicone, The Don is a perfect dildo for anal and vaginal penetration.

Possessing gorgeous lines; ridges and a highly muscular shaft, you can use him handheld, with a partner's strap-on harness, or even your favourite fucking machine.

Both Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, The Don can be cleaned in the dishwasher or sterilized completely in boiling water after play. Store in the plush complimentary retail pouch between uses.

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John Thomas Goose Neck Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 11th April 2025

The John Thomas Goose Neck Platinum Silicone Dildo has been nominated for the AltPorn Awards in the category of Best Butt Toy.

AltPorn.Net has now opened voting for the winners of the 2023 AltStar Awards, aka AltPorn Awards, presented by Bad Dragon. Winners are selected based on a combination of deliberation by the AltPorn.net judges panel of editorial and writing staff and votes from fans, models, and producers. Readers can vote at voting page from altporn.net

The Goose Neck dildo was designed in the UK by John Thomas Toys in the best possible materials, namely medical grade platinum silicone.

The distinctive colour scheme is hand crafted and is unique to each dildo. The dildo is available in an alternative fusion colour scheme or else in jet black .

This range of dildos is compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system to enable its use with a wide variety of sex machines.

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John Thomas Bully Boy Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 2nd March 2025

Bully Boy's thick girth tapers nicely to the tip and he boasts prominent veins and a wholesome raised foreskin.

This dildo has rapidly been established as a firm favourite amongst John Thomas customers.

Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, this detailed sex toy is an ideal dildo for anal or vaginal penetration.

Versatility is achieved due it's vacuum hole allowing it to be used with compatible strap on harnesses and vac-u-lock sex machines.

Four handy sizes ensure you can get just the fit you require - just be warned as Bully Boy is sure to want to keep you in every night so he can have his way with you.



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