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Pulse & Cocktails

Europe's Largest Sexy Superstores and Online Retailer

We offer a revolutionary, sexy shopping experience second to none designed for open-minded adults who like to have fun. All our stores are bright, modern friendly and have the feel of a department store.

We have the largest selection of sex toys, lingerie, naughty novelties and erotic books and films in Europe.

• Clear Pricing Policy
• Discreet packaging and card statements
• Free delivery on orders over £35.00
• 20% discount for all online products
• No-quibble 21 day returns policy
• Completely secure Shopping Cart

www.PulseAndCocktails.co.uk
 

DVDs & Videos
5000 titles 100% Stocked
Same Day Shipping
Factory Original DVDs
14 Day no quibble satisfaction

Download XXX Films
Download high quality movies to your PC
Watch as many times as you like
No restrictions

Sex Toys
Toys, dildos, dolls, gifts, sexy clothing
Bondage gear

www.britvids.co.uk

Bionic Tonic

Adult Sex Toys

Buy your Vibrators, Dildos, Butt Plugs, Sex Dolls, Lubricants, Realistic Vaginas, Strap-ons, Cock Rings, Sex Enhancers, Incenses and more from a UK based discreet and secure online shop selling adult sex toys.

Compare prices with other sites then buy from us. Have FUN and Save Money!

Sex Toys by www.BionicTonic.co.uk
 

Sounds Naughty

One of the web's favourite Sex Toy and Erotic Lingerie stores. Always Discounted

Now In Our 5th Year

• Free delivery - over £45.00
• Gift wrap service
• Same day shipping
• Low prices which include VAT
• Safe & secure ordering
• Discreet packaging

Sex Toys
at SoundsNaughty.com
 

SIMPLY PLEASURE.COM

Relax it's only sex...

One of the largest selections of in-shop DVDs and online vibrators, dildos, sex toys, anal toys & lingerie

• Free UK Delivery on orders over £30
• Secure Online Ordering
• Online Returns
• Discreet Packaging
• 1000's of Items in Stock
• Free Gift on orders over £50

www.simplypleasure.com
 

A safe place to be naughty

Welcome to The Joy Spot for UK sex toys and adult sexy shopping

• 100% in stock all the time
• Next day delivery available (free over £60)
• Free shipping over £30
• Free gifts
• 14 day satisfaction guarantee

www.TheJoySpot.co.uk
 

ETO Best Online Retailer 2005, 2006 & 2007

Sex Toys Co UK

One Stop Sex Shop

The original online adult superstore. Come on in and browse over 2500 quality sex toys, including vibrators, strap ons and dildos, all in stock and ready for immediate despatch.

www.sextoys.co.uk

Nice 'n' Naughty

• Free Shipping for all orders over £50
• Next day delivery available
• Discreet Packaging
• Discreet credit/debit card processing.
• 14 day exchange guarantee.
• Customer service help line

  www.NiceNNaughty.co.uk

Visit the sex shops in Aberystwyth, Bangor, Chester, Liverpool, Manchester, Southport, Warrington and Wigan.

Let the reviews speak for themselves
 

BondageGear.co.uk

Bondage Gear, Ball Gags, Cuffs, BDSM Restraints and Slave Hoods

- Same Day Dispatch
- Next Day Delivery Available
- Discreet Packaging

www.bondagegear.co.uk

SexyFun.co.uk

Shop at SexyFun today to indulge all your wildest, kinkiest and naughtiest desires.

Vibrators, dildos, sexual enhancement products, skincare and so much more.

- Phone 0207 084 7598
- Price Match Guarantee
- Free UK Delivery On Orders Over £30

www.SexyFun.co.uk
 

 Discreet and secure shopping from the privacy and comfort of your own home.

 Sex toys delivered to your door in discreet plain packaging.

www.vibrator-toys.co.uk

Fetish Wear

 Quality fetish clothes, BDSM, bondage clothing

- Worldwide delivery
- Lowest prices Guaranteed
- Secure and Discreet
- Established 10 years.

www.FetishWear-uk.co.uk

Red Kisses

www.redkisses.co.uk
 

At Diva Toys we try to cater for every taste, and offer a wide range of adult toys.

	Free batteries when required
	In-stock items shipped same day
	Secure online ordering
	14 day money back guarantee

www.divatoys.com

Gay Sex Toys for Men

A one stop shop for Male Sex Toys.

An extremely comprehensive range of toys, many not available elsewhere in the UK online.

Realistic Dildos, Anal Dildos, Anal Vibrators, Anal Butt Plugs, Nexus Nero Prostate Massagers, Double Dongs, Cock Rings, Anal Beads, Penis Pumps, Sex Dolls, Masturbators, Sex Lubes, Massage Oils and Sex Toy Cleaner.

• Free delivery on orders over £30
• Price promise on all sex toys
• ShopSafe: discreet and secure

www.GaySexToysForMen.co.uk
 

Bedtime Heaven

Awaken your desire within!

A one stop shop for adult sex toys, dildos, vibrators and anything else needed to spice up your love / sex lives.

We are one of the fastest growing online retailers of sex toys in the UK.

Vibrators and bondage restraints from only £3.45, plus next day delivery.

The best online adult retail store of cheap sex toys in the UK. We also offer superb pricing on women's sexy lingerie, anal toys, romantic gifts, condoms and a wide choice of lubes.

Sex Toys

twisted-Miss

Safe & discreet shopping for adults

One of the UK's largest online adult retail stores. Our aim is to provide all of our customers with a fast, friendly and reliable shopping experience with security and discretion being the company's number one priority.

• Order tracking
• Free postage on orders over £30
• Free gifts on orders over £40
• Loyalty card

www.twisted-miss.co.uk
 

Now featuring Sex Toys TV

Sexy and secure adult shopping -- a huge range of sex toys at low prices

- You can't buy cheaper - guaranteed
- Free delivery on all orders
- Same-day dispatch & fast delivery
- No-quibbles returns & refunds
- Safe and secure online ordering
- Gift wrap and sexy message service
-Your total privacy is guaranteed

www.LoveHoney.co.uk
 

bedroom pleasures

One of the UK's largest online sex toy sex shops.

Your confidentiality is guaranteed with discreet delivery of bestselling sex toys, vibrators, dildos and sexy lingerie in unmarked packaging.

Free gifts and Price Beat

www.bedroompleasures.co.uk
 

Magical Pleasures.co.uk

www.MagicalPleasures.co.uk
 

Sexshop365.co.uk

Pleasurable and Safe Online Shopping.

The UK's largest online sexshop

• Free phone sales hotline
• Loyalty points
• Free shipping on orders over £30
• Free premium gifts if you spend over £45
• 100% safe, secure and very discreet
• Monthly podcast featuring interviews, news, product updates and competitions

Sexshop365.co.uk
 

The Boudoir

Sex Toys for Women

We are a female owned, female run sex toy supplier.

Our all girl team is geared up to deal with your sex toy enquiry.

Don’t be shy. Vibrators and dildos are all part of a day’s work for our girls.

We wrap your sex toy in pink tissue and send it to you in discreet packaging

www.BoudoirSexToys.co.uk
 

SecretLily

 Bringing the ultimate buzz back into your life with Vibrators & Dildos at amazingly low prices.

Ssh... it's our secret on Sex Toys....
Best prices always

• Free Delivery on orders over £35
• Batteries come free
• European Delivery
• Next Day Delivery
• Always Discreet and private
• Same day despatch

www.SecretLily.co.uk
 

blissbox

www.blissbox.com
 

Bondara

Your favourite Sex Toy and Bondage Gear shop

Bondara offers an exciting range of adult toys and bondage gear including rabbit vibes, dildos, strapons, anal toys, masturbation toys, sexual aids, bondage restraints, foggers, the amazing sex swing and so much more!

We offer:

• Members Discounts
• Discreet Service
• Same Day Despatch
• Secure Online Shopping
• Postage to the UK £3.49 per order
• Postage to the EU £2.99 per item
• Postage to the Rest of the World £4.99 per item

Sex Toys
 

Sex to the max!

Best prices on VigRX male virility pills, masturbators, porn star sex dolls and much more.

You owe it to yourself!

- Safe and secure online ordering
- Free delivery on all orders over £30
- Same-day dispatch & fast delivery

www.JohnnyHorn.co.uk
 

Tabor dvd

Hardcore DVD and toy specialists
 

 • European DVDs
 • British R18 DVDs
• Introductory offer
• Offers in conjunction with UK press & mags
• Free UK delivery

Tabor DVD