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News Tuesday 27th January...

UK News UK News Mein Kampf Adolf Hitler
I am not calling for a ban...BUT
British MP Thomas Docherty calls for the banning of Hitler's book, Mein Kampf
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Mothers Day Blu ray Tiana Pierce Nov
Shopping: Mother's Day
1980 comedy horror unbanned by the BBFC for first UK release on 23rd March 2015
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Men Only DVD Pete Walker
Shopping: For Men Only
1967 adult drama by Pete Walker, previously cut by the BBFC, now set for UK DVD release on 30th March 2015
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Shanghai Thirteen DVD Andy Lau
Shopping: The Shanghai Thirteen
1984 Taiwan / Hong Kong action film by Cheh Chang set for UK DVD release on 9th February 2015
BBFC News BBFC Daily Poster Coherence 2013 James Ward Byrkit
Daily UK Ratings from the BBFC
Coherence, Continuum, Dark Circles, Foxcatcher, Swimming to Cambodia
Shopping Recent Releases Going Under Blu ray Roger Rees
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Latest releases
World News World Nutters brookvale union ginger beer
Update: Quality Nonsense
Rajan Zed professionally offended by ginger beer label
UK Government UK Internet facesitting protest
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: North East blue movie producer says the law on porn is an ass
Good to see local press being supportive of the British adult industry being snuffed out by David Cameron's censorship
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Latest: An unpublished ATVOD newsletter reveals further censorship horror
UK adult websites are facing the prospect that they will only be able to offer a few hundred BBFC censored titles to compete with foreign websites offering tens of thousands of uncensored titles

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Decree censoring internet porn

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ATVOD consult on setting up as the internet film censor

The government has issued a decree without parliamentary debate called the 'Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014' This bans British websites from hosting videos beyond R18, and also requires UK to implement unnecessarily onerous age verification. Few websites can survive the resulting loss of business and so are forced to either close or move offshore.
 

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UK Government UK Internet

27th Jan
facesitting protest
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: North East blue movie producer says the law on porn is an ass
Good to see local press being supportive of the British adult industry being snuffed out by David Cameron's censorship
UK Government UK Internet

25th Jan
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Extracts: Fighting the Good Fight
Pandora Blake debates and opposes Cameron's suffocating porn censorship
UK Government UK Internet

23rd Jan
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Updated: We are sorry to interrupt your browsing but the government wants to censor your internet
Sky Broadband censor people's internet first and then ask them if they want to turn it off
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Dispatches to America
Chris Ratcliff provides the US industry with a detailed run down of the UK Government's latest internet porn censorship rules
UK Government UK Internet

19th Jan
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Throwing Punches
Nick Clegg slams politicians like David Cameron who proclaim free speech yet seek to constrain it
UK Government UK Internet

15th Jan
Sex Please Were British DVD
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: No Sex Please, We're British
David Cameron's repressive and ludicrous porn censorship law draws US comments. New pornography regulations in the UK seem to be the latest in a series of campaigns against female sexuality. By Chris Chafin
UK Government UK Internet

14th Jan
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Government Dictatorship
How statutory instruments replaced acts of parliament. (Or how the Government can close the entire British adult internet industry without hardly even mentioning it to parliament). By Jane Fae
UK Government UK Internet

8th Jan
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Is it time for state-approved porn in the UK?
The demand for pornography is not going to go away, so is it time for the state to legislate, control and tax it properly, asks Martin Daubney
UK Government UK Internet

7th Jan
Pirate Party UK
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: 2015 The Year to Vote for Freedom
Loz Kaye, leader of the Pirate Party UK sees opportunities to use the upcoming election to leverage some liberal concessions from the freedom hating Labour and Conservatives

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BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

27th Jan
Mothers Day Blu ray Tiana Pierce Nov
Shopping: Mother's Day
1980 comedy horror unbanned by the BBFC for first UK release on 23rd March 2015
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Men Only DVD Pete Walker
Shopping: For Men Only
1967 adult drama by Pete Walker, previously cut by the BBFC, now set for UK DVD release on 30th March 2015
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Shanghai Thirteen DVD Andy Lau
Shopping: The Shanghai Thirteen
1984 Taiwan / Hong Kong action film by Cheh Chang set for UK DVD release on 9th February 2015
South Asia South Asia

26th Jan
Poster Baby 2015 Neeraj Pandey
Update: Baby
Indian film banned in Pakistan over sensitivity of being depicted as terrorists
film Asia Pacific Interview Blu ray UltraViolet James Franco
Update: Dictator's Club
North Korea persuades Cambodia to ban The Interview, at least from cinema and TV
film Diary Scanners DVD Stephen Lack
Diary: Mad Science Season
February on the Horror Channel
TV Censorship UK TV News Skyfall DVD Daniel Craig_updated
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: A Fall from Grace
ITV cuts over a minute from the Christmas Eve 8pm showing of Skyfall
film BBFC News

25th Jan
James Ferman
Pre-VRA
BBFC Podcast 26 discusses the first half of James Ferman's reign at the board
film BBFC News

24th Jan
Woman Black Angel Death DVD
Update: A Questionable Decision
Director of latest Woman in Black film criticises the BBFC for its new rule that anything scary has to be 15 rated

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World News UK News

27th Jan
Mein Kampf Adolf Hitler
I am not calling for a ban...BUT
British MP Thomas Docherty calls for the banning of Hitler's book, Mein Kampf
UK Government UK Internet facesitting protest
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: North East blue movie producer says the law on porn is an ass
Good to see local press being supportive of the British adult industry being snuffed out by David Cameron's censorship
World News PC News

26th Jan
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Lest it 'offends' the terrorists
Don't call a terrorist a terrorist. A fascinating lesson in BBC political correctness and news reporting.
UK Government UK Internet

25th Jan
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Extracts: Fighting the Good Fight
Pandora Blake debates and opposes Cameron's suffocating porn censorship
World News UK News v and a logo
Best Kept Archived
Fear of muslim violence leads V and A museum to disclaim possessing images of Mohammed
Control Freaks Control Freaks

24th Jan
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Pirated Ideas
Julia Reda of the Pirate Party publishes a draft report into overhauling EU copyright law
UK Government UK Internet

23rd Jan
sky logo
Updated: We are sorry to interrupt your browsing but the government wants to censor your internet
Sky Broadband censor people's internet first and then ask them if they want to turn it off
UK Parliament Houses of Parl house of lords red logo
Update: Snooper's Charter Resurrected
Disgraceful attempt by 4 snoop friendly Lords to sneak in the previously rejected Snooper's Charter
World News Asia Pacific astrill vpn logo
Update: Virtual Prohibited Networks
China blocks VPNs

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World News World Nutters

27th Jan
brookvale union ginger beer
Update: Quality Nonsense
Rajan Zed professionally offended by ginger beer label
Nutter Watch World News

25th Jan
Niger flag
Updated: Supporting Violent Censorship
International events to support the censorship of Charlie hebdo
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US kelloggs pop tarts advert
Update: Dam It! Jam It!
One Million Moms recommend Kellogg's Pop Tarts
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US gandhi boy beer
Updated: Gandhi-Bot
US beer makers apologise over using Gandhi's image on a beer can.
Nutter Watch PC News

24th Jan
Spiked logo
Updated: Comments on Charlie
A round up of essays
books Book News

23rd Jan
One Part Woman Perumal Murugan
Updated: Deathly Censorship
India author announces his retirement from writing after death threats
Nutter Watch PC News

22nd Jan
page 3 mock up
Updated: More 3
PC lynch mob puts an end to Sun's Page 3. Who will be next?
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US morality in media logo
Update: Morality in Media Recommends
The Dirty Dozen: Top companies, organisations and institutions that have wound up the morality campaigners
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US

20th Jan
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Update: One Million Moms Recommends
Naked and Afraid on the Discovery Channel

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US News US News

27th Jan
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24 XXX - An Axel Braun Parody
Winner of the AVN 2015 Award for Best Parody and Best Movie
US News US News

26th Jan
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Anissa Kate: The Widow (English Language)
Matthieu Leblanc's adult film wins AVN 2015 Award for Best Foreign Feature
UK News UK News Stripping the Illusion logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Once Upon a Time Councils Were Less Lazy
Highlighting the nonsensical process by which council moralists control lap dancing
US News US News

25th Jan
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Aftermath
Brad Armstrong adult film wins AVN 2015 Award for Best Drama
South Asia South Asia Twitter logo
Update: #NotPee
A Twitter debate about miserable claims that squirting is peeing
Sex Sells Sex Aware

22nd Jan
squirt shower
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Orgasmic Discrimination
The question isn't if female ejaculation is real. It's why you don't trust women to tell you. The debate about squirting is actually about whether or not women can be trusted to accurately report their own sexual experiences.
Sex Sells Tech News

21st Jan
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Red Light Centre
Adult virtual world set to adopt virtual reality headset technology
Sex Sells Nice 'n' Naughty Nice 'n' Naughty
Acclaimed Brands Bed Together for Kink Fun and Safety
Rouge Garments and Nice 'n' Naughty join forces with Jackson Rocco to add gear and toy links to respected kink app guide
UK Parliament Houses of Parl

18th Jan
The Scottish Parliament
Update: Morality Based Licensing
Scottish parliamentary committee hears about the effects of arbitrary state censorship laws used to control lap dancing in England

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Diary Diary

26th Jan
Scanners DVD Stephen Lack
Diary: Mad Science Season
February on the Horror Channel
Diary Diary

25th Dec
sleep tight
Diary: Extreme All-Nighter
24th January 2015. Horrorthon at Cinema City, Norwich.
Diary Diary

20th Dec
Pretty Baby DVD Brooke Shields
Diary: Dear Pretty Baby Censor
28th January and 4th February. Film Matters screening of Dear Censor and Pretty Baby to be accompanied by BBFC discussion
Diary Diary

15th Dec
goblin
Diary: Claudio Simonetti's Goblin
21st February 2015. Goblin perform Profondo Rosso at the Barbican in London
Diary Diary

10th Dec
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Diary: Frightfest Glasgow
26-28th February 2015. Horror film festival
Diary Diary

5th Dec
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Diary: ETO Show 2015
28th - 29th June 2015, Birmingham
Diary Diary

30th Nov
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Diary: Sexhibition
21st-22nd August 2015. Erotic Event in Manchester
Diary Diary

25th Nov
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Diary: The Institute of Sexology
20th November 2014 to 20th September 2015. Studying the pioneers of the study of sex, London
Diary Diary

20th Nov
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Diary: Sexpo UK
13-15th November 2015, Olympia, London

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Shopping Future Releases

27th Jan
Mothers Day Blu ray Tiana Pierce Nov
Shopping: Mother's Day
1980 comedy horror unbanned by the BBFC for first UK release on 23rd March 2015
Shopping Future Releases Men Only DVD Pete Walker
Shopping: For Men Only
1967 adult drama by Pete Walker, previously cut by the BBFC, now set for UK DVD release on 30th March 2015
Shopping Future Releases Shanghai Thirteen DVD Andy Lau
Shopping: The Shanghai Thirteen
1984 Taiwan / Hong Kong action film by Cheh Chang set for UK DVD release on 9th February 2015
Shopping Recent Releases Going Under Blu ray Roger Rees
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Latest releases
Shopping Recent Releases

26th Jan
Kinetta DVD Hector Kaloudis
Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases
The Equalizer, Baby Love, Toxic Avenger III, Ganja and Hess, Citizen Toxie
Shopping Recent Releases Annabelle Blu ray DVD Wallis
Shopping: Annabelle
2014 USA horror by John R Leonetti just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Zero Theorem Christoph Waltz
Shopping: The Zero Theorem
2013 USA/Romania Sci-Fi fantasy drama by Terry Gilliam just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

25th Jan
Wolves Lucas Till
Shopping: Wolves
2014 France action horror by David Hayter just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Save Our Skins Tom Bolton
Shopping: Save Our Skins
2014 UK / Canada / USA comedy horror by Kent Sobey just released on US DVD

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Shopping New Listings

27th Jan
Mothers Day Blu ray Tiana Pierce Nov
Shopping: Mother's Day
1980 comedy horror unbanned by the BBFC for first UK release on 23rd March 2015
Shopping New Listings Men Only DVD Pete Walker
Shopping: For Men Only
1967 adult drama by Pete Walker, previously cut by the BBFC, now set for UK DVD release on 30th March 2015
Shopping New Listings Shanghai Thirteen DVD Andy Lau
Shopping: The Shanghai Thirteen
1984 Taiwan / Hong Kong action film by Cheh Chang set for UK DVD release on 9th February 2015
Shopping New Listings Mankinds Last Stand DVD Reegan
Shopping: Mankind's Last Stand
2015 UK / South Africa action Sci-Fi thriller by Jabbar Raisani set for UK DVD release on 20th April 2015
Shopping New Listings What Peeper Saw Mark Lester
Shopping: What the Peeper Saw
1972 horror thriller by James Kelley and Andrea Bianchi set for US DVD release on 7th April 2015
Shopping New Listings

26th Jan
ABCs Death Blu ray Martina Garcia
Shopping: ABCs of Death 2
2014 USA / New Zealand / Canada / Israel / Japan comedy horror by Rodney Ascher, Julian Barratt set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 3rd February 2015
Shopping New Listings

24th Jan
Wild Orchid Blu ray Mickey Rourke
Shopping: Wild Orchid
1989 USA erotic romance by Zalman King set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 24th February 2015
Shopping New Listings Salem Witch Hunters JONATHAN BENNETT
Shopping: Salem Witch Hunters
2013 USA mystery thriller by Swamy M Kandan set for UK DVD release on 23rd March 2015
Shopping New Listings

23rd Jan
Man East Great Western Collection
Shopping: Man of the East
1972 Italy / France / Yugoslavia action comedy western by Enzo Barboni (as EB Clucher) set for UK DVD release on 9th February

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Sex Sells New and Offers

27th Jan
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24 XXX - An Axel Braun Parody
Winner of the AVN 2015 Award for Best Parody and Best Movie
Sex Sells Sex Machines Maestro Multi Faceted Fucking Machine
Maestro Multi Faceted Fucking Machine
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers

26th Jan
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Anissa Kate: The Widow (English Language)
Matthieu Leblanc's adult film wins AVN 2015 Award for Best Foreign Feature
Sex Sells New and Offers

25th Jan
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Secretaire a lunettes
Selected releases at Your Choice
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Aftermath
Brad Armstrong adult film wins AVN 2015 Award for Best Drama
Sex Sells New and Offers

24th Jan
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Married Women
New releases as Adult DVD Universe
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23rd Jan
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22nd Jan
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Baby Dolls From Bangkok
Selected releases at Hot Movies
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21st Jan
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Real American Swinger Stories #2
Selected releases at Your Choice

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