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News Tuesday 31st May...

Shopping Recent Releases Blood 2 Disc Limited Special Blu ray
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Blood Bath, Psychic Killer, Human Tornado
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Sewage Baby aka Suckling Blu ray
Shopping: Sewage Baby
1990 USA horror by Francis Teri, previously cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Firm Directors Cut Blu ray
Shopping: The Firm
UK 1989 TV drama by Alan Clarke, Director's Cut just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Control Freaks Control Freaks stop ceta logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Think TTIP is a threat to democracy?
There's another nasty trade deal, CETA, that's already signed. By Nick Dearden

 

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Gavin Salkeld's Quick Trims Episode 30:
Big Mamma's House on YouTube

BBFC category cuts for a 12 rated cinema release


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Advert Censorship in 2015
ASA and CAP publish their Annual Report
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Update: More suffocating EU legislation
Revision of the Audiovisual Media Services Directive (AVMSD)
nothing to hide
Nothing to Hide
The case against the UK ban on extreme pornography. By Nick Cowen
why would
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Age verification: Credit cards, classism and social exclusion
A response to government plans to try and ban internet porn. By Pandora Blake
bbfc 100 years of censorship
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Obscenely out of date definitions
Response to the Government consultation on Child Safety Online: Problems with the existing classification system. By Pandora Blake

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Renny Harlin's adventure is cut short

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Killer Dames Chillers Miraglia Blu Ray
Shopping: Killer Dames: Two Gothic Chillers by Emilio P. Miraglia
One of the films was once cut by the BBFC, now just released uncut on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Man From Deep River Blu ray
Shopping: Man From Deep River
1972 Italy horror romance by Umberto Lenzi just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray with cuts for animal cruelty
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Updated: Taking Fright
Ofcom announces investigations of two horror films
Wicked Lady Faye Dunaway
Whipped into Shape
Long standing cuts to Michael Winner's The Wicked Lady waived by the BBFC
Sleepaway Camp Unhappy Campers Blu ray
Shopping: Sleepaway Camp 2 - Unhappy Campers
1988 USA comedy horror by Michael A Simpson just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray

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UK Government UK Internet

25th May
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Nothing to Hide
The case against the UK ban on extreme pornography. By Nick Cowen
UK Government UK Internet why would
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Age verification: Credit cards, classism and social exclusion
A response to government plans to try and ban internet porn. By Pandora Blake
UK Government UK Internet

23rd May
bbfc 100 years of censorship
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Obscenely out of date definitions
Response to the Government consultation on Child Safety Online: Problems with the existing classification system. By Pandora Blake
UK Government UK Internet

20th May
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Commented: The Queen's Censorship Speech
Government puts British people on notice that they should download as much free porn as possible before it is banned
   

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Australia News Aussie News

30th May
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Apocalyptic changes
Australian film censors reduce the rating for X-Men: Apocalypse from MA 15+ to M
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

29th May
Lucky Lady Gene Hackman
Lucky Lady
Belated casualty of BBFC animal cruelty cuts
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

24th May
Big Mamma's House
Big Momma's House
Cutting Edge Quick Trims Episode 30. BBFC category cuts for a 12 rated cinema release
Video Nasties Video Nasties

23rd May
Spit Your Grave Region NTSC
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Censors from a bygone era
A rare press foray into the era of the video nasties with the authorities revealing that they are still miserable gits
movies Movie News

22nd May
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The Daily Mail recommends
The Neon Demon, a 'grim film featuring murder, cannibalism and lesbian NECROPHILIA that even shocked Cannes'
South Asia South Asia

20th May
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Not Nice Guys at the CBFC
Indian film censors ban Shane Black's The Nice Guys
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Exorcist 40th Anniversary Blu ray Region
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: BBFC Podcast Episode 50
The Exorcist, another interesting episode from the BBFC about the long running, but unofficial, ban of the home video release
MPAA MPAA News

17th May
Poster Bad Neighbours 2 2016 Nicholas Stoller
Dicks at the MPAA
Slightly underwhelming observations about the censorship of dicks at the MPAA
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Munich: A Palestinian Story
Jewish group protests about the Cannes showing of an excerpt from a Palestinian documentary

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Control Freaks Control Freaks

31st May
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Think TTIP is a threat to democracy?
There's another nasty trade deal, CETA, that's already signed. By Nick Dearden
Internet Internet News

29th May
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Betting on a state monopoly
Quebec starts censoring online gambling sites to protect its monopoly on betting
ASA Watch ASA Watch

27th May
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Advert Censorship in 2015
ASA and CAP publish their Annual Report
Internet Internet News instagram logo
#Censors
Instagram censors content tagged with lesbian and gay terms
EU News West Europe european commission logo
Commented: More suffocating EU legislation
Revision of the Audiovisual Media Services Directive (AVMSD)
Extreme Porn Extreme Porn

25th May
nothing to hide
Nothing to Hide
The case against the UK ban on extreme pornography. By Nick Cowen
UK Government UK Internet why would
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Age verification: Credit cards, classism and social exclusion
A response to government plans to try and ban internet porn. By Pandora Blake
EU News West Europe

24th May
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Fear and censorship in Germany
The prosecution of the Pegida leader reflects the elite's contempt for the people. By Sabine Beppler-Spahl
Control Freaks Control Freaks mumsnet
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Censorship by Copyright
The Guardian follows a case where a building company gets nasty over a bad review on Mumsnet

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US News US News

23rd May
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Update: Raging Bitch
Brewery launches free speech group with damages won from Michigan's drinks censors
Nutter Watch Religion

20th May
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Update: Mad Hatter
Bill Donahue of the Catholic League whinges about artwork at the Virginia Museum of Contemporary Art
ASA Watch ASA Watch

19th May
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A passion for censorship
Advert censor bans Boylesports advert on grounds of blasphemy
ASA Watch ASA Watch

18th May
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Censor Bait
Advert censor bans sexy advert for Baitcraft fishing bait
Americas Americas quebec logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Political correctness out of control in Quebec
Lawyers ban TV sketch out of fear offending the easily offended and there is an even more repressive censorship law on the way
US News US News

17th May
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Chilly LA
Weather girl made to cover her shoulders with a cardigan live on air
adverts Advert News

16th May
bukkake ruined my carpet
Update: Carpet Sniffers
New Zealand censors 'outraged' by a humerous reference to bukkake on a Wicked Campervan
Nutter Watch Middle East holocaust cartoon
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Iran? Well I've never heard of it, it doesn't exist
A group in Iran has organized a Holocaust-themed cartoon? competition. The Daily Mail claims 'fury' from the international community, but I can't say I have noticed any
 

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US News US News

27th May
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Kink Report: Studios Discuss Mainstreaming of Fetish Content
BDSM/fetish erotica has been a part of adult entertainment for generations. Butthings have changed considerably for BDSM and fetish erotica. What was once underground is now ubiquitous.
Red Umbrella World P4P

26th May
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Calling for an amnesty for sex workers and their customers
Amnesty International formally adopts the policy to oppose the criminalisation of adult sex work
US News US News

24th May
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Babe's Union
New York Sex Shop Workers Welcome the Protections of a Retail Union
US News US News

20th May
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Maximum weight limit for strippers of 160lb
Louisiana lawmakers vote to raise the minimum age for strippers to be 21
Sex Sells Sex Shop News

18th May
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Inappropriate decision
Moralists on St Helens Council ban planned out of town sex shop at a former Little Chef
 

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Diary Diary

12th May
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Diary: Sex Workers Opera
17 - 29th May 2016, London
Diary Diary

10th May
Vatican Olivia Taylor Michael Dougray
Diary: 8 premieres including the Vatican Tapes
May 2016 on the Horror Channel
Diary Diary

8th May
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Diary: 2016 ETO Show and Awards
12th - 13th June 2016, NEC, Birmingham
Diary Diary

4th May
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Diary: Frightfest
25-29th August 2016. Horror film festival in central London
Diary Diary

23rd Apr
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Diary: Release the Bats
28-31st October 2016. John Carpenter in concert in London and Manchester playing music from his films
 

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Shopping Recent Releases

31st May
Blood 2 Disc Limited Special Blu ray
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Blood Bath, Psychic Killer, Human Tornado
Shopping Recent Releases Sewage Baby aka Suckling Blu ray
Shopping: Sewage Baby
1990 USA horror by Francis Teri, previously cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Firm Directors Cut Blu ray
Shopping: The Firm
UK 1989 TV drama by Alan Clarke, Director's Cut just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

30th May
600 Miles DVD Gabriel Ripstein
Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, Revenge, Independence Day, Blood Bath
Shopping Recent Releases Hancock Blu ray Will Smith
Shopping: Hancock
2008 USA action fantasy by Peter Berg just released on UK Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Manhunter Collectors Blu ray William Petersen
Shopping: Manhunter
1986 USA crime mystery thriller by Michael Mann, Director's Cut just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

29th May
Salt Blu ray Angelina Jolie
Shopping: Salt
2010 US spy thriller by Phillip Noyce just released on UK Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

28th May
Dirty Grandpa Version Dirtier Blu ray
Shopping: Dirty Grandpa
2016 USA comedy by Dan Mazer just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray with an extended version
Shopping Recent Releases

27th May
Killer Dames Chillers Miraglia Blu Ray
Shopping: Killer Dames: Two Gothic Chillers by Emilio P. Miraglia
One of the films was once cut by the BBFC, now just released uncut on UK DVD and Blu-ray

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Shopping New Listings

31st May
Brothers Grimsby Blu ray Isla Fisher
Shopping: The Brothers Grimsby
front cover label on the Blu-ray warning: set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 21st June 2016
Shopping New Listings Return Living Dead Collectors Blu ray
Shopping: The Return Of The Living Dead
1985 USA comedy Sci-Fi horror by Dan O'Bannon set for US Blu-ray release on 19th July 2016
Shopping New Listings

30th May
Green Room Blu ray Anton Yelchin
Shopping: Green Room
2015 USA horror thriller by Jeremy Saulnier set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 12th July 2016
Shopping New Listings Volumes Blood Kristine Renee Farley
Shopping: Volumes of Blood
2015 USA comedy horror mystery by PJ Starks and Jakob Bilinski | 3 more credits set for US DVD release on 5th July 2016
Shopping New Listings

29th May
Return Killer Tomatoes Special Blu ray
Shopping: Return of the Killer Tomatoes
1988 US film by John De Bello set for US Blu-ray release on 28th June 2016
Shopping New Listings Final Girls DVD Malin Akerman
Shopping: The Final Girls
2015 USA comedy horror by Todd Strauss-Schulson set for UK DVD release on 12th October 2015
Shopping New Listings

28th May
William Castle Double Feature Frightened
Shopping: William Castle Double Feature
USA horrors by William Castle set for US Blu-ray release on 5th July 2016
Shopping New Listings

27th May
Ghosts DVD Jon Paul Gates
Shopping: Ghosts
horror video by Steven M Smith, Zane Casablanca, Svenja Quazzani set for UK DVD release on 27th June 2016
Shopping New Listings Chambermaid Lynn DVD Vicky Krieps
Shopping: The Chambermaid Lynn
2014 Germany lesbian drama by Ingo Haeb set for UK DVD release on 27th June 2016

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Sex Sells New and Offers

31st May
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Nerdy Girls 2
Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire
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30th May
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Telepathy: A Mantis Origin Story
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells New and Offers

29th May
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Geeky Gals
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

28th May
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27th May
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Simply Adult
Latest releases from Girlfriends Films, Create-X, Petra Joy
Sex Sells New and Offers

26th May
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Girlfriend Experience # 8
Selected releases at CD Universe
Sex Sells New and Offers

25th May
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Hard In Love
Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire
Sex Sells New and Offers

24th May
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Cecil Howard's Star Angel
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

23rd May
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