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News Tuesday 9th February...

EU News West Europe

Italy Screams
Supporting the scary hype for Paranormal Activity
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Update: Hands off the Net
Italian parliamentarians request that the government back off from treating bloggers and YouTube as broadcasters
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Dangerous Mail Order
Latest victim of the Dangerous Pictures Act found out due to interception of mail import
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Updated: Slashed
Indonesian slasher movie banned in Malaysia
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Not So Super New Orleans
Unnatural police copulators use old law to harass sex workers
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Update: Lap Dancing Law
Licensing update
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Moralists on Tap
I don't believe in moralising...BUT...lap dancing in Reading is just wrong
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World Censorship Bollox World

Update: Damaged Austrians
MP highlights FGM in Austria
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Monday 8th February...

TV Censorship
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Big Drips at London Underground
Massive Attack album art banned by London Underground

Ofcom Watch
Ofcom Watch

Updated: Ofcom Abuse
Sri Lanka used Ofcom to curb Channel 4 News reports

World Censorship
Americas

Twitter Ethics
Mexico gets wound up my motorists who warn others about police checkpoints via Twitter

Liberty Watch
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Eve on Speed
US law enforcement agencies push for quicker responses to email snooping requests

US News
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Miserable Missouri
Matt Bartle revives bill to practically ban adult entertainment

World Censorship
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No Fun by Decree
Penalties for prostitution related offences increased in Fiji

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: False Claims
Pakistan minister claims 2010 revision of abused blasphemy laws

Sunday 7th February...

World Censorship
Asia Pacific

Update: Expanding Repression
China's action against porn websites extends to advertisers, and payment services providers

EU News
West Europe

Government Blocking blocked
Protests against Polish government internet censorship achieve a 'rethink'

World Censorship
Middle East

Registered as Repressive
Iraq proposes the licensing of media outlets and journalists

UK Censorship
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Sounds a Bit Extreme
Police called to examine Wales Audit Office porn

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Update: Antisocial Uxbridge
Lap dancing banned from West Drayton pub

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Enslaved by Juju
Couple jailed for running brothels than included trafficked girls

Control Freaks
Control Freaks

Sharing Responsibility
Australian court finds ISP to be not responsible for file sharing customers

World Censorship
Bollox World

Update: Buried Alive
16 year old girl murdered by family in Turkey

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Updated: Missionary Zeal
Pope whinges about catholic homophobia being silenced

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Updated: Not Fair
Wilders refused muslim extremist witnesses

Saturday 6th February...

Nutter Watch
Nutter News

Updated: Ghostly Hype
Horror film winds up Indonesian islamic body

World Censorship
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Updated: Leaking Finances
Wikileaks still seeking funds

TV Censorship
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Shock Tactics
Advert censor finds Baby P related PETA advert offensive

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Fascist Censorship
iMussolini app withdrawn over accusations of 'misuse' of media clips

EU News
West Europe

Ignoble Libel Action
Irish blogger pays €100,000 in libel settlement

World Censorship
World News

Update: Traffic Cops
German police raid 600 brothels

World Censorship
Asia Pacific

Morality Committee
Cambodia sets up committee to specify websites to block

World Censorship
Middle East

Censors on High
Saudi satellite censors Iranian news channel

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Update: Ebbing Tolerance
Oxford church intimidates and harasses lap dancing neighbour

UK Censorship
Bollox Britain

Discriminatory and Unjust
Judge lenient to thug due to him being supposedly religious

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Update: Bollox Revealed in Boulder
Miserable Boulder take action against the Nude Pumpkin Run

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: Faith in Justice
Prayer before medicine couple found guilty of criminal negligence leading to son's death
 

Friday 5th February...

World Censorship
Asia Pacific

China's Unnatural Disaster
China censors Oscar nomination show

Extreme Porn
Extreme Porn

Dangerous Bail Conditions
Victim of Dangerous Pictures Act suffers internet ban as a bail condition

TV Censorship
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Prudes Ban Sexpo Poster
Easily offended in Australia

UK Parliament
Parliament

Social Justice?
Cameron considers blamist Iain Duncan Smith for department of Social Justice

World Censorship
Middle East

Update: Turkishness Insults Europe
OSCE unimpressed by Turkeys repressive censorship law

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: Flogging a Nasty Justice System
Bangladesh woman given 101 lashes for being raped

World Censorship
Bollox World

Update: Gruesome Tradition
80% of women suffer FGM in some regions of Kurdistan

Thursday 4th February...

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Games News

Cheesy ESRB Ratings
US games raters caught being all moralistic

Australia News
Aussie News

Update: Grow Up Australia
Major Australian retailer supports R18+ for video games

P4P Crimes
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An Advert for Miserable Scotland
MSP proposes amendment to criminalise prostitution, customers and advertisers

TV Censorship
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Harried by Whingers
Advert censor finds no problem with Harry Brown poster

World Censorship
World News

Not in the Mood
Hungarian BDSM studios raided by police

TV Censorship
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Over a Barrel
Austrian feminists easily offended by recruitment advert

South Asia
South Asia

Justice Challenged
India's Chief Justice suggests that porn websites should be banned

World Censorship
Asia Pacific

Update: Insulting Sultan
Malaysia prosecutes blogger for supposedly insulting Sultan

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UK News

Police Moraliser Thwarted
Portsmouth license lap dancing club despite police moralising

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Offsite: Jealous God
The evangelist who says the Haiti earthquake is retribution for sin is at least true to his religion

Wednesday 3rd February...

Australia News
Aussie News

Updated: Registered as Repressive
South Australia bans anonymous political internet comments

EU News
West Europe

When Neigh Means Nay
Netherlands Senate passes law against bestiality

TV Censorship
Advert News

Go to Hell!
CBS refuses version of TV advert for Dante's Inferno game

BBFC Cuts
Cuts and Bans

Branch Censors
Old cuts to John Wayne's Green Berets

US News
US News

Update: Protecting Their Asses
LA County will not enforce mandatory condoms on adult productions

World Censorship
Asia Pacific

Voice of Burma
Burmese journalist sentenced to 13 years in jail

UK Censorship
Bollox Britain

Crap British Police
Man fined for sneezing in a stationary car

Africa
Africa News

Offsite: Journal of Censorship
Morocco loses a beacon of freedom

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: Heresy Against the Constitution
Advocacy group mounts court challenge of Indonesian religious restrictions

 

   Diary:  Mass Photo Gathering...
 

Protest against the police targeting of photographers

Mass Photo Gathering
Saturday 23rd January 2010, Noon
Trafalgar Square, London

I'm a Photographer, Not a Terrorist! invite all Photographers to a mass photo gathering in defence of street photography.

Following a series of high profile detentions under s44 of the terrorism act including 7 armed police detaining an award winning architectural photographer in the City of London, the arrest of a press photographer covering campaigning santas at City Airport and the stop and search of a BBC photographer at St Pauls Cathedral and many others. PHNAT feels now is the time for a mass turnout of Photographers, professional and amateur to defend our rights and stop the abuse of the terror laws.

Update: 2,000 photographers

25th January 2010. Based on article from edition.cnn.com

Mass PhorographingPhotographers fed up with being stopped and searched by British police under the country's terrorism laws gathered in London to protest against the practice.

Waving placards with the message, I am a photographer, not a terrorist, about 2,000 photographers called for more leniency from the British police.

 

   Diary:  Window Gallery...
 

London's National Gallery exhibits Amsterdam red light installation

hoerengrachtThe Hoerengracht, by Ed and Nancy Kienholz
The National Gallery, Trafalgar Square, London
18th November 2009 - 21st February 2010

Amsterdam's infamous red-light district is being recreated in central London's National Gallery.

Visitors will peep through windows and doorways at mannequins dressed as prostitutes in the installation.

The Hoerengracht, by US artists Ed and Nancy Kienholz, opened on 21st November 2001 and will run until 21st February 2010

A gallery spokesman said it would "shed light" on its collection of Dutch 17th Century masters. These will include Jan Steen's Interior of an Inn, a bawdy pub scene, and de Hooch's Musical Party in a Courtyard.

The gallery's head of education, Colin Wiggins, said: Visitors will be able to walk into the installation, which is like a succession of streets.

Wiggins said the gallery would not warn children against entering the installation: If you look at the National Gallery as a whole, there are more things to warn against.

 

   Diary:  Frightfest...
 

at the Glasgow Film Festival

Glasgow Film FestivalFrightFest
Glasgow Film Theatre
26-27th February 2010

Friday 26 February

  • Frozen (19:00)
  • 2001 Maniacs: Fields of Screams (21:30)
  • Stag Night  (23:40)

Saturday 27 February

  • A Lizard In A Woman's Skin  (14:00)
  • Amer (Bitter) (16:15)
  • [REC] 2 (19:00)
  • Splice (21:00)
  • Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre (23:30)

 

   Diary:  Music Freedom Day...
 

Music censorship and freedom of expression

Music Freedom Day logoMusic Freedom Day
3rd March 2010

The annual Music Freedom Day has grown into a truly global event which inspires increasing numbers of musicians and concert organisers to join.

Mumbai, Cairo, Amman, The Hague, Paris and New York are some of the cities planning to organize Music Freedom Day events in 2010 — a day that will see the release of the Freemuse CD Listen to the banned.

Several national broadcasting stations in – among others – Germany, Norway and Sweden will produce and present special programmes on music censorship and freedom of expression, and in the Hague in Holland the day is observed with an event which will run over two days, organised by MusicForce.org.

The Dutch Human Rights Ambassador, Mr. Arjan Hamburger, will attend the opening event in Holland, which focuses on rap and hip-hop culture.

Seminar in Jordan In Amman, the capital of Jordan, plans are underway to organise a seminar focusing on the situation for alternative music. In India one of Mumbai's international music clubs plans to present Pakistani music to mark the day, and in New York, the Impossible music series plans to run a Freemuse CD launch party.

Why Music Freedom Day?

Death threats to musicians in north-west Pakistan, imprisonment of musicians in Burma, Cameroon, and Syria, radio airplay restrictions on music in Somalia, endless court cases in Turkey... You could very well get the impression that musicians are an endangered species.

Radio reports Which is why Freemuse invites you to take part in the event as well. The Music Freedom Day is an opportunity to take a thorough look at the subject – in many languages, cultures, countries and points of view. This website features several original radio interviews and radio reports which are offered to radio stations in broadcast quality, free of charge.



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  Please Enjoy Your Violence

Sean Bedlam entertains with his entreaty to Please Enjoy Your Violence

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  Criminalising UK Anime/Manga fans

Dark Angel warns anime fans about the impact of the Government's noxious Dangerous Cartoons Bill. From YouTube Feb 2009

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  UK horror fans...beware the Dangerous Pictures Act!!!

Dark Angel warns horror fans about the impact of the Government's noxious Dangerous Pictures Act. From YouTube July 2008

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  Sexuality is not Evil

Re: Kids Facing 'Ambush Porn' Sexuality is not Evil. We don't need no patronisation. From YouTube, Feb 2007

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  Game Over II

A short film written and co-directed by Gav Salkeld, a long time contributor to Melon Farmers. Written as a spoof on the way the BBFC works with a cut and uncut version showing the effect of censorship on a film about censorship. Both versions should be seen for the full effect. From YouTube, Feb 2007

Game Over II BBFC & Scenes of a violent nature: uncut version
Game Over II BBFC & Scenes of a violent nature: cut version
Game Over II BBFC & Scenes of a violent nature: uncut version (alternative link)

Game Over II
  Keep Jesus Off my Penis

Keep Jesus off my Penis Excellent music video against the religious right. From YouTube July 2006

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  Manhunt Did It

A short documentary by Nick Thomson about a year of moral panic that ran from July 2004 to August 2005 (bookended by the Manhunt and Hot Coffee controversies). Nick made this documentary to further his filmmaking and to express frustrations with such inanity as the Hot Coffee 'scandal'.

It runs for 21 minutes and is split into five WMV files:

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

More information about the film can be found here

Manhunt Did It



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