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News Wednesday 4th March...

BBFC News BBFC Daily Poster Elsa and Fred 2014 Michael Radford
Daily UK Ratings from the BBFC
Hostage, The Sister of Ursula, Taken 3
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans West 11 DVD Alfred Lynch
Shopping: West 11
1963 UK crime drama by Michael Winner, once cut by the BBFC, now just released on UK DVD
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Prudery Regeneration Committee
MSPs moralise about distinguishing between the 'right' kind of nudity enjoyed by cultured theatre goers vs the 'wrong' kind of nudity enjoyed by uncultured strip club goers
UK Parliament Houses of Parl Culture, Media and Sport select committee
Not Trusted
MPs call for the censorship duties of the BBC Trust to be handed over to Ofcom
UK News UK News club 487
Fun License
London's last cinema club applies for licence
UK Government UK Internet charlotte rose
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Meet Charlotte Rose
Prospective MP and campaigner against David Cameron's internet porn censorship
US News US News SAVAGED Soldiers Bareback Military Romance ebook
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Fifty Shades : an uprising against fun-free feminism
After 50 years of feminism, women want to fantasise about dominant men. By Stephanie Gutmann
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2nd porn protest against David Cameron's shameful censorship of Video on Demand

Sunday 1st March 2015, Sackville Gardens, Manchester

Sunday 5th April Mass caning in Birmingham

Sunday 3rd May Mass whipping in Brighton

Meet Charlotte Rose, prospective MP and campaigner against internet porn censorship

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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

Cutting Edge Episode 17:
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

Gavin Salkeld analyses the BBFC obsession with a serial killer
 


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World ratings. Banned in Indonesia, Kenya, Malaysia, Nigeria, Papua New Guinea, UAE

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UK Government UK Internet

4th Mar
charlotte rose
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Meet Charlotte Rose
Prospective MP and campaigner against David Cameron's internet porn censorship
UK Government UK Internet

19th Feb
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Un-PC facts about internet porn
University professor notes: 'There is no evidence that today's generation of young people are behaving any differently in relation to sex, marriage, pregnancy, children or STDs than previous generations'
UK Government UK Internet

15th Feb
ATVOD with award for service to foreign industry
Updated: Biting the hand that feeds it
ATVOD faced with having to raise fees to compensate for the businesses that it has suffocated
UK Government UK Internet nichi hogdson
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Discriminatory Censorship
New UK Regs Will Set Back Women in Porn. By Nichi Hodgson
UK Government UK Internet

13th Feb
ATVOD with award for service to foreign industry
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Is it time to choose a side?
More heavy handed restrictions expected as ATVOD looks to extend power. By Ben Yates
UK Government UK Internet

12th Feb
David Cameron
More people to be persecuted for extreme pornography
More nasty laws generated by crap politicians who seem to get a kick out of jailing innocent people
UK Government UK Internet

1st Feb
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Sky Censors
Melon Farmers blocked on Sky's default website blocking setting
UK Government UK Internet

31st Jan
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Judged too small a sample
Senior judge makes claims that internet porn makes rapists and murderers commit worse crimes
 

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BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

3rd Mar
Hate Crime DVD Region NTSC
Hate Crime
2013 USA action horror thriller by James Cullen Bressack banned by the BBFC for VoD
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Strange Jekyll Osbourne Format Blu ray
Shopping: The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Miss Osbourne
1981 France / West Germany horror by Walerian Borowczyk, once cut by the BBFC, now BBFC cuts waived for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 20th April 2015
movies Movie News Fifty Shades Grey Jamie Dornan
Updated: It's all tied up with money
Fifty Shades of Grey proves a hit at the box office
film Asia Pacific andrew jack
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Is censorship dead in the digital age?
Well its alive and kicking in the UK but it is struggling a bit in New Zealand
South Asia South Asia

28th Feb
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Updated: He's probably uttering a few choice words himself
India's loony film censor under siege over ludicrous attempt to ban strong language
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

27th Feb
Wicked Lady Faye Dunaway
Shopping: Wicked Lady
1983 UK adventure drama by Michael Winner cut by the BBFC, now set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 21st April 2015
EU News West Europe

26th Feb
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Norway Converges
Norway introduces new age classifications that apply to all audio visual media
movies Movie News

23rd Feb
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Update: Best Documentary...Citizenfour
Oscars honour Edward Snowden
Video Nasties Video Nasties

22nd Feb
Contamination Dual Format Blu ray DVD
Shopping: Contamination
1980 video nasty by Luigi Cozzi set for UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo release on 29th June 2015

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UK Parliament Houses of Parl

4th Mar
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Prudery Regeneration Committee
MSPs moralise about distinguishing between the 'right' kind of nudity enjoyed by cultured theatre goers vs the 'wrong' kind of nudity enjoyed by uncultured strip club goers
UK Parliament Houses of Parl Culture, Media and Sport select committee
Not Trusted
MPs call for the censorship duties of the BBC Trust to be handed over to Ofcom
UK Government UK Internet charlotte rose
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Meet Charlotte Rose
Prospective MP and campaigner against David Cameron's internet porn censorship
World News East Europe

3rd Mar
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Running onion rings around repressive governments
Belarus bans Tor, the internet blocking circumvention tool
Control Freaks Control Freaks Electronic Frontier Foundation
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The US bullies the Pacific world
The White House Doesn't Want You to Know the TPP's Looming Effects on U.S. Copyright Laws
World News Asia Pacific

2nd Mar
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Is Weibo on the way out?
Repressive Chinese requirements to register real names takes its toll on micro blogging
Internet Internet News

1st Mar
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Reddit Removedit
Reddit set to remove images should the person depicted complain that permission has not been given.
World News UK History jack the ripper 18 rated
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Jack the Ripper
The story behind the first 18 certificated video game
Internet Internet News

28th Feb
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Updated: More Evil
Google bans porn from websites and blogs hosted on Blogger

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Nutter Watch UK Nutters

4th Mar
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Over a quarter of British Muslims have sympathy for the Charlie Hebdo terrorists
That is far too many Just because you wouldn't personally go out and murder people, it doesn't make you moderate. We cannot turn a blind eye to the fair-weather supporters of terrorism
Nutter Watch Asia Pacific

28th Feb
Fifty Shades Trilogy published Paperback
Update: Belated Book Burning
Because the Malaysian film censors banned Fifty Shades of Grey then so should the book censors
UK News UK News police cleveland logo
Update: Wrong type of Police
Morality police object to the wrong type of people that would get attracted to a Middlesborough lap dancing club
ASA Watch ASA Watch

25th Feb
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Introducing the world's slimmest skins
Easily offended advert censor bans slightly sexy mobile phone advert
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US cottonelle go commando advert
Update: One Million Moms Recommend
Going Commando with Cottonelle wipes
ASA Watch ASA Watch

23rd Feb
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It's Oscar Time: Best Animated Whingers Award 2014
ASA announces its top ten adverts based upon the number of people easily offended
Nutter Watch PC News

22nd Feb
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The Most Heinous of PC Crimes Against Humanity
Ofcom takes over-exaggerated offence at the use of the word 'spaz' in an ESPN sports commentary
Nutter Watch PC News movies-4-men logo
Feminists4Women whinge at Movies4Men
PC extremists attack a TV channel over its name
Australia News Aussie News

19th Feb
Mister Skinnylegs Grandpa Pigs Boat
Mister Skinnylegs
Peppa Pig episode banned from Australian TV over fears of kids picking up 'friendly' spiders

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US News US News

4th Mar
SAVAGED Soldiers Bareback Military Romance ebook
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Fifty Shades : an uprising against fun-free feminism
After 50 years of feminism, women want to fantasise about dominant men. By Stephanie Gutmann
UK Government Gov

2nd Mar
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Update: Manchester Spankathon
Protesting David Cameron's miserable and undebated ban on kinky porn
Sex Sells Sex for Fun South Korea flag
Adultery law is found to be cheating on the people
South Korea's highest court finds that a law banning adultery is unconstitutional
Sex Sells Sex for Fun

1st Mar
Fifty Shades Grey Jamie Dornan
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Fifty Shades of Grey poses a threat to online BDSM communities
An upsurge in interest in online BDSM communities makes long time kinksters fearful of being outed
US News US News

26th Feb
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Update: The Morality State
Politicians make another attempt to repress adult entertainment in Kansas
UK News UK News

24th Feb
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Police censorship
Miserable police raid London's last unlicensed sex cinema
Sex Sells Sat News

21st Feb
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Stars XXX TV
A new satellite service from Marc Dorcel starts On Eutelsat 16
US News US News youporn logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Think: Be careful what you wish for
Could something nasty like ATVOD happen in the US in response to complaints about free content on tube sites
Sex Sells Sex Latest

20th Feb
Basic Instinct DVD Michael Douglas
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Shades of Hot
The hottest movie sex scenes from the 90s

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Diary Diary

10th Feb
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Diary: Frightfest Glasgow
26-28th February 2015. Horror film festival
Diary Diary

30th Jan
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Diary: Porn Pride Spankathon, 2nd Porn Protest
Sunday 1st March 2015, Sackville Gardens, Manchester
Diary Diary

27th Jan
Woman Black Blu ray US
Diary: BBFC Talk
Monday 2nd March, Basingstoke
Diary Diary

25th Jan
Zombie Flesh Eaters Tisa Farrow
Diary: Extreme All-Nighter Horrorthon
21st March 2015 (Rescheduled) at Cinema City Norwich
Diary Diary

23rd Jan
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Diary: Mass Caning, 3rd Porn Protest
Sunday 5th April 2015, Birmingham
Diary Diary

22nd Jan
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Diary: Mass Whipping, 4th Porn Protest
Sunday 5th April 2015, Brighton
Diary Diary

20th Jan
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Diary: ETO Show 2015
28th - 29th June 2015, Birmingham
Diary Diary

15th Jan
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Diary: Sexhibition
21st-22nd August 2015. Erotic Event in Manchester
Diary Diary

10th Jan
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Diary: The Institute of Sexology
20th November 2014 to 20th September 2015. Studying the pioneers of the study of sex, London

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Shopping Recent Releases

4th Mar
West 11 DVD Alfred Lynch
Shopping: West 11
1963 UK crime drama by Michael Winner, once cut by the BBFC, now just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Psychotic Jenna Verdicchio
Shopping: Psychotic
2012 UK action horror thriller by Johnny Johnson just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Jack Strong DVD Patrick Wilson
Shopping: Jack Strong
2014 Poland action crime biography by Wladyslaw Pasikowski just released on UK DVD
Shopping Future Releases

3rd Mar
Strange Jekyll Osbourne Format Blu ray
Shopping: The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Miss Osbourne
1981 France / West Germany horror by Walerian Borowczyk, once cut by the BBFC, now BBFC cuts waived for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 20th April 2015
Shopping Recent Releases Slaughterhouse Slasher Classics Blu ray Barton
Shopping: Slaughterhouse
1987 USA comedy horror by Rick Roessler, once cut by the BBFC, now just released on UK Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases The Other Blu ray Dual Format
Shopping: The Other
1972 USA horror mystery thriller by Robert Mulligan just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Annabelle DVD Ward Horton
Shopping: Annabelle
2014 USA horror by John R Leonetti just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Blacula Scream Blu ray
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Blacula, Blood Car, Psychotic
Shopping Recent Releases

2nd Mar
The Oblong Box Vincent Price
Shopping: The Oblong Box
1969 UK horror by Gordon Hessler, Once cut by the BBFC, now just released on UK DVD

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Shopping New Listings

4th Mar
Sister Ursula DVD Barbara Magnolfi
Shopping: The Sister of Ursula
1978 Italy horror thriller by Enzo Milioni set for UK DVD release on 20th April 2015
Shopping New Listings Secret Invasion Stewart Granger
Shopping: The Secret Invasion
1964 USA action war drama by Roger Corman set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 5th May 2015
Shopping New Listings

3rd Mar
Strange Jekyll Osbourne Format Blu ray
Shopping: The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Miss Osbourne
1981 France / West Germany horror by Walerian Borowczyk, once cut by the BBFC, now BBFC cuts waived for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 20th April 2015
Shopping New Listings Carrie Rage 2 Blu ray
Shopping: Carrie / The Rage: Carrie 2
double feature by David Carson and Katt Shea set for US Blu-ray release on 14th April 2015
Shopping New Listings What We Do Shadows DVD
Shopping: What We Do in the Shadows
2014 New Zealand comedy by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 13th April 2015
Shopping New Listings Frankenstein Vs Mummy DVD Rhyser
Shopping: Frankenstein Vs. the Mummy
2015 USA horror by Damien Leone set for UK DVD release on 13th April 2015
Shopping New Listings Black Plague DVD Jason Flemyng
Shopping: Black Plague
2002 UK mystery thriller by Alberto Sciamma set for UK DVD release on 30th March 2015
Shopping New Listings Clint Eastwood Universal Pictures Collection
Shopping: Clint Eastwood: The Universal Pictures 7-Movie Collection
1970 USA / Mexico war comedy western by Don Siegel set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 5th May 2015
Shopping New Listings

2nd Mar
1941 Blu ray John Belushi
Shopping: 1941
1979 USA action war comedy by Steven Spielberg set for US Blu-ray release on 5th May 2015

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Sex Sells New and Offers

4th Mar
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Beauty In The Breast
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

3rd Mar
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Submission Of Emma Marx: Boundaries
Selected releases at CD Universe
Sex Sells New and Offers

2nd Mar
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Hotesses de L'air
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells Sex Machines

1st Mar
Rends Cyclone masturbator
Rends Cyclone Masturbator
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers DVD front cover
Gardeners
Selected releases at British Porn
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28th Feb
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Simply Porn DVD
Latest releases from Girlfriends Films and Evil Empire
Sex Sells New and Offers

27th Feb
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Shades Of Kink
Fifty Shades Hotter at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

26th Feb
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British Porn
Latest releases with a British connection from Bluebird Films and Simply Films
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25th Feb
Rends Piston Masturbator
Rends Piston Masturbator
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