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Friday 9th May...

UK Parliament Parliament

Criminal Injustice and Immigration Act 2008
Dangerous pictures and gay hate speech

Extreme Porn Extreme Porn

Book Burners at Parliament
Book burning protest against the Dangerous Pictures Act
Book Burning protest

TV Censorship TV News

Jesus Camp
Abridged documentary on TV about summer indoctrination camp for kids
Jesus Camp DVD

UK Censorship UK News

Cult Movie Forums
Replacement for the defunct Anchor Bay Forum
Cult Movie Forums

World Censorship World News

Update: Olympic Sport of Repression
China assured of gold, internet blocked and athletes gagged
Olympic handcuffs

Extreme Porn Extreme Porn

Community Image Compliancy Officers
Satirically dangerous pictures of a dangerous regime
Community Image Compliancy Officers

BBFC Censorship BBFC News

Update: A Comment on No Commentary
Consequences of BBFC decision to charge to censor commentary soundtracks
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Australia News Aussie News

Update: Gordon Ramsay Stirs It
Australian parliament inquires into strong language on TV
Gordan Ramsay's The F Word DVD

Sex Sells Sex Shop News

Big Penalty
Jail for selling hardcore DVDs from an unlicensed sex shop
Big in Amsterdam shop

Extreme Porn Extreme Porn

Offsite: The Road to Hell
...is paved with extreme New Labour micromanagement.
police raid house

Religious Watch Religion Watch

No Honour in Jordan
Child killer given just 6 months in prison
Stop Honour Killings

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Thursday 8th May...

Extreme Porn
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Legacy for Jane?
Broad smiles to greet nasty new legislation

Nutter Watch
Nutter News

Update: Cultural Poison
Catholics get into Grand Theft Auto

US News
US News

Update: Video Games Ratings Enforcement Act
US law proposed requiring age verification for buying video games

Nutter Watch
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Concerned about Wiki Fuffers
Nutters whinge at adult pictures in Wikipedia

BBFC Cuts
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Off Their Rocker
New rock comedy cut for its cinema release

UK Censorship
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Ore No Evidence
Persecutors offer no evidence in Operation Ore case

Liberty Watch
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Train Watching
Spy chiefs want free reign to snoop on Scottish transport

Extreme Porn
Extreme Porn

Offsite: Extreme Nastygovernmentography
It’s like the State entering our bedrooms and minds

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

MILF Best Not Fucked With
Religious guerrilla warfare in the Philippines

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Burnt Alive
In the name of family honour in India

Wednesday 7th May...

Sex Sells
Advert News

Finger Wagging Good
ASA to invesigate anti-KFC animal cruelty leaflet

World Censorship
World Censors

Update: Blown Away by Californication
New Zealand Broadcasting Standards whinges about bad taste

Nutter Watch
Nutter News

Star Nutter
Christian Voice whinge at reality TV featuring auditions for Jesus

US News
US News

Taking the Tango Challenge
The years most challenged books in US school libraries

US News
US News

Update: Jihad Against a Dodgy Council
First steps in lawsuit against council using building regs to censor

US News
US News

Nutters Exposed
Whingeing about naked silhouette on US store sign

UK Censorship
Bollox Britain

Child Protection Gone Mad
Teaching becomes a particularly risky career choice

World Censorship
World Censors

Offsite: Low Morale Amongst Morality Police
Infighting on the Philippines film censor board

Sex Sells
Gay News

Immoral Morality Statement
Christian employers cannot opt out of employment protection in Canada

Tuesday 6th May...

Extreme Porn
Extreme Porn

Book Burning
Dangerous Pictures Act protest at the British Library

Extreme Porn
Extreme Porn

Comment: Howes About a Select Committee
Calling for a select committee to consider dangerous pictures

Australia News
Aussie News

Update: Grand Theft Auto: Children's Version
Australian cuts detailed

Nutter Watch
Nutter News

Update: Praise be to Allah
Malaysian catholics pass first hurdle to use the word 'Allah'

EU News
EU News

Update: Hard Going
Ongoing court case re legality of hardcore DVDs in Ireland

BBFC Cuts
Cuts and Bans

Strangled by the BBFC
Mo Mercy wrestling video censored

Nutter Watch
Nutter News

Immoral Desires
US nutters want state persecutors to go after mainstream porn

World Censorship
World Censors

Cuts and Bans
Indian film censors, their guidelines and statistics

World Censorship
World News

The Right to Entertain
Indian sex workers protest for the right to work

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Jovies Jailed
In god forsaken Uzbekistan
 

Monday 5th May...

Australia News
Aussie News

Australia's Morality Police
Police take time out from crime fighting to raid adult shops

World Censorship
World Censors

Update: Carry On Censor
Court case to abolish Indonesian film censors fails

Sex Sells
Advert News

Complaints up at the ASA
ASA eye the regulation of commercial claims on websites

Liberty Watch
Liberty News

Trust Microsoft
To open up your computer to snoopers and police

World Censorship
Press Freedom

Freedom House Reports
Press freedom has declined in the world overall

Sex Sells
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Banged Up for No Good Reason
Well run brothel owner jailed for 12 months

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Religious Freedom to Repress
Malaysia proposes to ban women from travel without approval of their menfolk

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Politically Very Incorrect
Pat Condell available on DVD

Sunday 4th May...

World Censorship
World News

Update: Grand Theft Freedom
UAE ban GTA IV whilst New Zealand bans parents giving it to their kids

P4P Crimes
p4p

Fairplay in Euro 2008
Legal prostitution enables healthy and ethical advice

World Censorship
Press Freedom

Update: Puttin' the Boot into Cartoons
Russian press censorship forces cartoonists to bow out

US News
US News

Censored 11
Old racially stereotyped Merrie Melody cartoons on YouTube

World Censorship
World News

Update: Arbitary Book Censorship
Iran tells authors and publishers to self censor more

Liberty Watch
Liberty News

Dog Shite Councils
Councils use anti-terrorism snooping powers for trivial reasons

US News
US News

Update: Bulls Balls Bullshit
Florida looking to ban bulls balls

Sex Sells
R18 Cuts

BBFC Deserve a Cane up the Arse
Cuts to Lady Libertine's Dungeon Lust

World Censorship
World News

Offsite: Repression 2.0
Totalitarian states creating the impression of ubiquitous surveillance

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Toying with Repression
Iran's youth destroyed by Western toys

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Offsite: Barbaric 'honour killings'
The weapon to subjugate women in Iraq

Saturday 3rd May...

Beyer Watch
Beyer Watch

iPlayer Nutters
Beyer supports call for internet watershed

Nutter Watch
Nutter News

Religious Nonsense
Nutter bishops in Australia push to ban porn

World Censorship
World News

Update: Dangerous Religious Element
China holds bible seller in prison

Extreme Porn
Extreme Porn

Playing the Victim
A play depicting forbidden acts and dangerous knee jerk legislation

Liberty Watch
Liberty News

FBI Fishermen
FBI ask for law enabling them to go fishing for crime

US News
US News

Police Fetish for Repression
Police raid the best dungeon and fetish facility in New York

Sex Sells
Reviews

A Shrinked View
New cut down SexView satellite viewing package

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Iraqi Child Killers
Iraqi girl befriending British soldier murdered by father


 

     Book Burning...
Diary  
Dangerous Pictures Act protest at the British Library

Fuehrer attends book burning Near the British Library
11am, Wednesday 7th May

The British Library is at 96 Euston Road next to King's Cross and St Pancras International stations, which are served by National Rail, First Capital Connect and London Underground. You can also use the Hammersmith and City, Piccadilly, Northern, Circle, District, Metropolitan and Victoria Underground Lines. Many bus services stop on Midland Road and Euston Road.

WHAT TO BRING:

Any erotic book which contains an image you think may be illegal under the CJIB, of consenting adults engaging in an activity which is not illegal. eg Madonna's book, SEX

Food and drink in case we are apprehended from moving round, any medications you normally use. Bear in mind sometimes police cause people to be late home. Material to make a placard or one you made at home... suggestions for slogans welcome. A raincoat and plenty of warm clothes. It often rains on demos!! Your mobile phone. and the willing to give out your real name and number so we dont lose you. A small fire extinguisher if you own one. A big friendly smile and your community spirit.

WHO IS WELCOME:

All adults who think that we should be able to view in private images of consensual legal adult fantasy play. All adults who believe that creating 2 million harmless criminals is just another exercise in the government picking on easy targets.

Adults of all ages and backgrounds welcome, on an equal basis. Someone has volunteered to police liason on the day who also uses British Sign Language.

CONDUCT:

This is a peaceful NON-violent civil disobedience. There will be no tolerance of aggressive, abusive or dangerous behaviour.

SAFETY:

Everyone in attendance needs to take responsibility for their actions, their own health and safety and mind everyone else's. further information about this will be given on the day to anyone who turns up including a solicitors phone number in case anything goes wrong and they are arrested.

WE NEED:

People to give out leaflets, people to talk to the press, people to stay back from the demo and be there to support. people to get more copies of leaflets if necessary at the last minute. people to write to MP's and Lords while we are doing the action. People to phone us on the demo and update this forum. People to answer any articles which arise.

WE ARE:

AN INDEPENDENT NETWORK OF ORDINARY CITIZENS CONCERNED ABOUT THE CJIB and how it creates 2 million harmless criminals and allows police to investigate people who have never committed any offense.

WHO's in CHARGE...?

Nobody - we're all in charge of ourselves. Smile

Update: Book Burners at Parliament

 

     Passion...
 
New adult consumer show

Passion consumer show logoEarls Court, London, 24-25th May

Passion promises a new, vibrant and exciting adult consumer show.

They airm to be different from other adult shows offering a safe and non-judgemental environment where visitors of all sexual orientations will be made to feel welcome. In particular, Passion will focus on attracting the couples of all genders, gay and female demographics.

This new and women-run event will offer the widest possible choice of adult products and services in one location alongside a mixture of entertainments to suit all tastes. These will include spectacular fashion shows, our very own Burlesque theatre with continuous performances throughout the show, the Café Club with live DJ’s, the DVD Village where visitors can view the very latest films on offer and our walkabout carnival entertainers. But there won’t just be entertainment at the show itself, the Passion team will be organising a whole weekend of events including a grand ball and a fetish party..

 

     Playing the Victim...
Diary  
A play depicting forbidden acts and dangerous knee jerk legislation

My Fierce FestivalSunday 25 May
Doors 7.30pm, performance 7.45pm
Switch, Warwick Arts Centre Tel: 024 7652 4524
£10.50 / £8.50 Concessions Over 18s only

Playing The Victim (Part of My Fierce Festival)

A hackneyed image of male brutality is unveiled to reveal a celebration of one woman’s pleasure.

Playing the Victim is a visceral and intense performance that explores sexuality, pain and individual choice. It depicts forbidden acts, challenging preconceptions and questioning laws drafted in knee-jerk response to media sensationalism. Due to its nature Playing the Victim can only be performed once every 3 months. The performance at My Fierce Festival is no. 2 in a limited edition of 7 performances. It contains scenes of a graphic nature that may offend some viewers.

 

     Filth: The Mary Whitehouse Story...
Diary  
TV drama to be shown by BBC

Filth posterWednesday 28 May 2008, BBC: Filth: The Mary Whitehouse Story

With Julie Walters starring as Mary Whitehouse and Hugh Bonneville playing her arch-enemy, BBC Director-General Hugh Carleton Greene, Filth: The Mary Whitehouse Story will bring to life the battle for Britain's morals that raged in the Sixties.

Julie Walters said: I am very excited to be playing Mary Whitehouse, and to looking at the time when she attacked the BBC and started to make her name.

The 90-minute film was written by Amanda Coe,

 

     ETO Show 2008...
Diary  
UK adult trade show featuring ETO Awards

ETO Show 2008 logo27 - 28 July at the NEC, Birmingham

The ETO Show is the UK's only dedicated adult industry event. Bringing together manufacturers and distributors from all sides of the industry - including film, lingerie, toys and consumables - with all the key trade buyers, the ETO Show is free to attend for trade professionals.

Taking place on the evening of the first day of the ETO Show, the black tie Awards Dinner has become a must-attend event for networking with the leading players of the adult industry. The awards are voted for by readers of ETO and have become known as the most prestigious in the industry.



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  Sexuality is not Evil

Re: Kids Facing 'Ambush Porn' Sexuality is not Evil. We don't need no patronisation. From YouTube, Feb 2007

Sexuality is not Evil
  Game Over II

A short film written and co-directed by Gav Salkeld, a long time contributor to Melon Farmers. Written as a spoof on the way the BBFC works with a cut and uncut version showing the effect of censorship on a film about censorship. Both versions should be seen for the full effect. From YouTube, Feb 2007

Game Over II BBFC & Scenes of a violent nature: uncut version
Game Over II BBFC & Scenes of a violent nature: cut version
Game Over II BBFC & Scenes of a violent nature: uncut version (alternative link)

Game Over II
  Keep Jesus Off my Penis

Keep Jesus off my Penis Excellent music video against the religious right. From YouTube July 2006

Keep Jesus Off my Penis
  Manhunt Did It

A short documentary by Nick Thomson about a year of moral panic that ran from July 2004 to August 2005 (bookended by the Manhunt and Hot Coffee controversies). Nick made this documentary to further his filmmaking and to express frustrations with such inanity as the Hot Coffee 'scandal'.

It runs for 21 minutes and is split into five WMV files:

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

More information about the film can be found here

Manhunt Did It



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