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News Saturday 19th April...

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Update: The government said we had to have a policy so we banned them
Bolton Council bans new table dancing venues and sex shops
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 Steven Seagal: A cutting Edge Special

A Cutting Edge Special

Steven Seagal: The Complete Cuts

Steven Seagal is a big man with a big heart, and has been a big target for film censors everywhere. Gavin has amassed the complete cuts to Seagal's films from 1988 to 1996.

Cutting Edge Quick Trims:

Drop Zone on YouTube

UK cuts for cinema, VHS and DVD.
15th April 2014
 


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UK Government UK Internet

14th Apr
porn whats the harm
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Jameela Jamil's Porn Panic
Sex and Censorship review BBC3's, Porn What's The Harm?
UK Government UK Internet bbc newsbeat logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Porn producer: I wish my films were shown in schools
A remarkable topic for Newsbeat, the BBC's news for young people
UK Government UK Internet

31st Mar
ATVOD with award for service to foreign industry
Commented: ATVOD: Phisherman's Friend
Internet censor wants us to type credit card details and personal ID information into dodgy foreign porn websites
UK Government UK Internet

30th Mar
home affairs committee
Updated: BBFC suggests further extensions to Dangerous Pictures
Causing actual massive harm to men, women, and children in the name of preventing a one in a million chance of porn causing otherwise innocent men to become rapists
UK Government UK Internet

28th Mar
Home Offie logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The internet censorship programme you're not allowed to know about
The secretive development of a process to censor websites associated with terrorism. By Jane Fae
UK Government UK Internet

27th Mar
House of Commons logo
Commented: Crimes Against Political Correctness
Government supports amendment to increase the penalties for internet insults

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18th Apr
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Documentary producers fend off MPAA poster censorship
South Asia South Asia Jism DVD Regions Bollywood 2012
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: In bed with Bollywood
Sex and censorship in Indian cinema Bollywood may be the blushing ballerina to Hollywood's brazen pole-dancing stripper, but, as the history of film censorship in India reveals, its screen stars are no stranger to the lip lock
film Middle East

17th Apr
rouhs beauty
Rouh's Beauty
Film banned from Egyptian cinemas and under duress in Qatar
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Nude Satan Remastered James Harris
Shopping: Nude For Satan
1974 Italian horror by Paolo Solvay set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 24th June 2014
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

15th Apr
Drop Zone
Cutting Edge Quick Trims: Drop Zone
A YouTube video of the BBFC cuts for violence
film BBFC News Carrie Rage Double Pack DVD
Extract: Bloody Kids
The BBFC archive reveals that the original Carrie was considered about a 16 rating for aggressive teasing
movies Movie News Total Recall Ultimate Rekall DVD
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Partial Recall: An Interview with Paul Verhoeven
Speaking of censor cuts, violence, and not taking stories too seriously
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

13th Apr
Cutting Edge: Maximum Risk
Cutting Edge Quick Trims: Maximum Risk
A YouTube video of the BBFC cuts
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

11th Apr
The Last Horror Film Blu ray
Shopping: The Last Horror Film
1982 USA comedy horror by David Winters set for UK Blu-ray release on 16th June 2014

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19th Apr
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Google makes it clear that it snoops on the contents of incoming and outgoing emails
World News UK History

18th Apr
Entertaining Sloane Modern Plays Classics
No Shit
UK theatre censor forced changes to Joe Orton's Entertaining Mr Sloane in 1964
MPAA MPAA News

17th Apr
Poster Raid 2 2014 Gareth Evans
Extract: Hammer Girl
Director of Raid 2 speaks of cuts for an MPAA R rating
Ofcom Watch Ofcom Watch studio 66 logo
Update: 66 Whinges
Ofcom resume whingeing about daytime babes on Studio 66 TV
US News US News Captain Underpants Preposterous Plight Purple
Diary: Banned Books Week
21st-27th September. Captain Underpants will appear at events throughout the US.
World News Asia Pacific Burma flag 2010
Update: Black Days in Burma
Newspapers blacked out in a protest against the jailing of 5 journalists
EU News West Europe

16th Apr
joseph daul
Porn Without Borders
French politician gamely explains the benefits of Europe via a metaphor about the availability of porn
World News Liberty News

15th Apr
pulitzer prizes
Update: Pulitzer Prize Winners
Congratulations to the Guardain and Washington Post for reporting on NSA and GCHQ snooping
Extreme Porn Extreme Porn index logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Criminalising kink: Cameron's porn crusade
Index on Censorship criticises the extension of Dangerous Pictures to include simulated rape

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19th Apr
about a boy
Update: One Million Moms Recommend
NBC's About a Boy
Nutter Watch UK News

17th Apr
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Oxford Council Plays Herod in Church Passion Play
Incompetence sees Easter church play banned on a misinformed whim
Nutter Watch Nutter Watch US

16th Apr
mom
Update: One Million Moms Recommend
CBS TV comedy, Mom
ASA Watch ASA Watch

13th Apr
missguided advert video
Missguided
ASA dismisses whinges about fashion adverts on TV
MediaWatch-UK Media watch-UK

11th Apr
Game Thrones Season 1 3 DVD
Normalising Whingeing
The Daily Mail, Mediawatch-UK and SaferMedia all recommend Games of Thrones, Season 4
Nutter Watch Outrage Latest

6th Apr
vogue italia
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Shockadvertising
The Telegraph hypes Vogue Italia claiming it is the latest offender to sexualise violence against women in the name of fashion.
ASA Watch ASA Watch

5th Apr
lightintheboxthong advert
Shining a Light for Prudery
ASA bans underwear advert that appeared on eBay
Nutter Watch UK Nutters

3rd Apr
qualite tequila advert
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Tequila's 'Outrageous' Events
Guardianistas wonder why many students aren't 'outraged' enough by 'outrageous' boozy events
 

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19th Apr
bolton council
Update: The government said we had to have a policy so we banned them
Bolton Council bans new table dancing venues and sex shops
Sex Shop Sex Shop Reviews the foxy bilston
The Foxy
Bilston adult cinema reviewed in local paper
US News US News New York State seal
Update: A Bit of a Drama
Larry Flynt challenges sales tax imposed on Manhattan table dancing club
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18th Apr
140418 cdu
The 2nd Annual Fannys Fan Choice Awards
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17th Apr
venusia advert
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Swiss massage parlour appeals against fine for advertising unprotected oral sex
UK News UK News strippers channel 4
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Stripping is not seedy
Impact Features speaks to lap dancer Danni from the Channel 4 documentary Strippers revealing the realities of stripping, feminism and her future aspirations.
UK News UK News

16th Apr
the lodge oxford
Update: Cover Up
Having being banned by Oxford moralists, the Lodge has switched to burlesque
World News World News

15th Apr
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Gail Dines: Short on Facts, Crap Figures
The Ministry of Truth researches the facts and figures on anti-porn campaigner, Gail Dines' website
Sex Sells Sex for Fun office uk swingers club in bristol
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Offsite Article: The Office
The Bristol Post recommends as visit to The Office swinger's club

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13th Apr
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Diary: War and Propaganda
25th May 2014. Index on Censorship debate at the Hay Festival
Diary Diary

30th Mar
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Diary: 1984: Freedom and Censorship in the Media: Where Are We Now?
24th-27th April 2014. International Horror Film Festival in Edinburgh
Diary Diary

20th Mar
st albans film festival 2014.
Diary: Frisky Business
1st - 4th May 2014
Diary Diary

10th Mar
intimate worlds
Diary: Italian Horror Cinema: an International Film Conference
5th April - 29th June. Exhibition of world erotica at Exeter's RAMM gallery
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28th Feb
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Diary: Challenging Mass Snooping
21st - 24th January 2015, Hard Rock Cafe, Las Vegas
 

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Shopping Recent Releases

19th Apr
Omen Limited Steelbook Gregory Peck
Shopping: The Omen
2014 film by Richard Donner just released on UK Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

18th Apr
Zatoichi Limited Steelbook Tadanobu Asano
Shopping: Zatoichi
2003 Japan action crime comedy by Takeshi Kitano just released on UK Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Alien 3 Limited Steelbook Blu ray
Shopping: Alien 3
1992 USA action Sci-Fi thriller by David Fincher just released on UK Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases

17th Apr
Alien Limited Steelbook Sigourney Weaver
Shopping: Alien
1979 US Sci-Fi by Ridley Scott just released on UK Blu-ray
Shopping Future Releases Nude Satan Remastered James Harris
Shopping: Nude For Satan
1974 Italian horror by Paolo Solvay set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 24th June 2014
Shopping Recent Releases Violet Daisy DVD Saoirse Ronan March
Shopping: Violet and Daisy
2011 USA action crime comedy by Geoffrey Fletcher just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases

16th Apr
This Street DVD Ian Hendry
Shopping: This is My Street
1964 UK drama by Sidney Hayers, once cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Atom Egoyan Collection Disc Blu ray
Shopping: The Atom Egoyan Collection
just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
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15th Apr
Death Do Part Peter Benson
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Death Do Us Part, Dead Sea, Camp Dread

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19th Apr
Absentia Blu Ray
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2011 USA horror mystery drama by Mike Flanagan set for UK Blu-ray release on 7th July 2014
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17th Apr
Nude Satan Remastered James Harris
Shopping: Nude For Satan
1974 Italian horror by Paolo Solvay set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 24th June 2014
Shopping New Listings Big Wolves Blu ray Lior Ashkenazi
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2013 Israel crime comedy thriller by Aharon Keshales and Navot Papushado set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 22nd April 2014
Shopping New Listings In The Blood Blu ray
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2014 UK / Puerto Rico action crime thriller by John Stockwell set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 2nd June 2014
Shopping New Listings Hustlers Blu ray Copy Paul Walker
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2013 USA crime comedy drama by Wayne Kramer set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 21st April 2014
Shopping New Listings Daddys Little Girl Billi Baker
Shopping: Daddy's Little Girl
2012 Australia horror thriller by Chris Sun set for US DVD release on 13th May 2014
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16th Apr
Invoking DVD Brandon Anthony
Shopping: The Invoking
2013 USA horror thriller by Jeremy Berg set for UK DVD release on 12th May 2014
Shopping New Listings Thunderbolt and Lightfoot Blu ray
Shopping: Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
1974 USA crime comedy drama by Michael Cimino set for UK Blu-ray release on 23rd June 2014
Shopping New Listings Forest Living Dead Kyle Lardner
Shopping: Forest of the Living Dead
2011 USA horror thriller by Shan Serafin set for UK DVD release on 19th May 2014

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19th Apr
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The Foxy
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18th Apr
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The 2nd Annual Fannys Fan Choice Awards
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17th Apr
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Teen Fidelity's Belle Knox
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16th Apr
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15th Apr
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14th Apr
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13th Apr
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11th Apr
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