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1974 France / Belgium horror by Jean Rollin, still cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD
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Bahrain introduces new blasphemy bill criminalising the criticism of religion
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Argentina introduces an internet censorship bill supposedly as a measure against discrimination
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Offsite Comment: Terrorist slippery slope
The UK government should look to what is happening to free expression in Egypt and Turkey before broadening terrorist laws to include those who spread hate. By Jodie Ginsberg
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Snoopers' Charter will cause extreme rise in business costs, say UK IT professionals
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FrightFest: Thanks for the nightmares
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ATVOD censors Dreams of Spanking and 7 others

ATVOD Annual Report 2015

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Detailed BBFC category cuts for a 15 reveal the nearly equalized guidelines for 15 and 18 ratings.
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ATVOD censors Dreams of Spanking

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In December 2014 the UK introduced new regulations to censor online videos. Tony Bear explains the new rules to Lady Bear. She doesn't like it. If you don't like it either, find out more at Backlash.

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23rd Aug
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Commented: Abusing freedom of expression
ATVOD censors Dreams of Spanking and 7 other website operators
UK Government UK Internet

22nd Aug
David Cameron
Censor Strike
Government consultation reveals plans to censor the social media use of trade unions
UK Government UK Internet

21st Aug
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Unforgotten Censorship
UK internet censor orders Google to remove links to current news articles
UK Government UK Internet

19th Aug
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Updated: BBFC kindly point out the sexiest music videos
Government announces that BBFC music video ratings will be a permanent feature on YouTube
UK Government UK Internet

12th Aug
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Offsite Article: The UK war on porn: turning ISPs into parents
David Cameron has recently proposed further measures to regulate porn websites. His government plans to require iISPs to filter porn sites that do not comply with new guidance. By Stephen Beard
UK Government UK Internet

8th Aug
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Update: Tony Bear explains UK video censorship to Lady Bear
An amusing explanation of porn censorship in the UK
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Commented: When the Axe Falls
Pandora Blake forced to closed DreamsOfSpanking website pending an appeal against the enemies of the internet at ATVOD
UK Government UK Internet

6th Aug
David Cameron
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Could Cameron's porn blockade really work?
The Prime Minister wants porn site visitors to prove their age. Experts says it will never work
UK Government UK Internet

4th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Giving Cameron a 4 billion to 1 chance of being able to block porn
Let's start by saying that this will be totally, absolutely ineffective at preventing kids from seeing porn. Never underestimate the power of a kid who is cash-poor and time-rich.

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2nd Sep
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FrightFest: Thanks for the nightmares
ScreenDaily reports from the 16th edition of Film4 FrightFest, including festival co-director Alan Jones' tribute to Wes Craven and an interview with Nina Forever film-makers Ben and Chris Blaine.
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31st Aug
Wes Cravens New Nightmare DVD
Obituary: Wes Craven
May he rest in peace, undisturbed by Freddy Krueger
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30th Aug
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Battling the Ban of Battle for Banaras
Indian film censors ban political documentary
South Asia South Asia

29th Aug
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Updated: A persuasive plaintif
Indian film banned in Pakistan over claims of defamation by a suspected terrorist
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26th Aug
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Diary: FrightFest 2015
27th -31st August at Vue cinema in Leicester Square
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

25th Aug
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Face/Off
Cutting Edge Quick Trims Episode 22. BBFC cuts to sights of a butterfly knife. By Gavin Salkeld
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David Cooke speaks about the 18 rating for Diary of a Teenage Girl
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Diary: Premieres
August 2015 on the Horror Channel
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

22nd Aug
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Shopping: Boarding House
1982 USA comedy horror by John Wintergate, banned by the BBFC, set for US DVD release on 29th September 2015

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2nd Sep
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Insulting free speech
Bahrain introduces new blasphemy bill criminalising the criticism of religion
Americas Americas Argentina flag
Discriminating against free speech
Argentina introduces an internet censorship bill supposedly as a measure against discrimination
UK Government Gov open democracy our kingdom logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Comment: Terrorist slippery slope
The UK government should look to what is happening to free expression in Egypt and Turkey before broadening terrorist laws to include those who spread hate. By Jodie Ginsberg
UK Government Gov UK Flag
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Pay Per Snoop
Snoopers' Charter will cause extreme rise in business costs, say UK IT professionals
EU News West Europe

1st Sep
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Update: Seeking Refuge in Censorship
Germany seeks to keep a lid on Facebook comments about immigration
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Miserable Poland
Polish court upholds censorship fine for erotica on TV
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Human rights all at sea
Incredibly brave journalists in Thailand acquitted of criminal defamation over articles revealing trafficking in Thailand
World News Religion mephistopheles destroyed
Isis are not the only religious vandals
Russian group vandalises historic art in the name of religion
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Ultimate censorship
Religious censors murder rationalist Indian scholar

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1st Sep
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Update: Parents TV Council recommends Miley Cyrus at the MTV Video Awards
Whilst the Daily Mail revels in the opportunity to publish lots of sexy images from the event
Nutter Watch Asia Pacific mutherfuckin awesomeness
Update: ASA Smitten by Hell Pizza Flyer
New Zealand advert censor whinges at Certificate of Mutherfuckin Awesomeness
ASA Watch ASA Watch

30th Aug
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The Book of Mormon
So fucking good that even the advert censor appreciates the humour
TV Censorship UK TV News going clear
Diary: Going Clear but encrypted
21st September 2015. Sky is set to broadcast Going Clear despite censorship pressure from the Scientology organisation
Nutter Watch PC News

28th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Place de Nana
Paris feminists have fun substituting women for men on famous street signs
Nutter Watch Religion

27th Aug
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Update: Rajan Zed recommends
Women's polo suits from Hardcoresport
Nutter Watch Religion

26th Aug
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Recommending Tagore's Dance Drama: Valmiki Pratibha
Followers of Indian religion to protest against dance drama at Birmingham arts centre
Nutter Watch PC News

25th Aug
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Transangered
Transgender campaign group accuses charity fun run of constituting a hate crime
Nutter Watch PC News Such Time Kate Breslin
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: For Such a Time
More about the politically correct censorship of a romance set in a concentration camp

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31st Aug
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Supply and Desire: Sexuality and the Sex Industry in the 21st Century
Decriminalising Britain's £4bn sex industry would increase protection of women. By Dr Catherine Hakim
US News US News

30th Aug
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Update: Desperate Measures
Alabama lawmaker thinks that a massive tax on adult products will bail out the state
World News World News

29th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Secret Affairs
New analysis shows over 99% of the women on Ashley Madison were fake
US News US News

27th Aug
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Update: Bareback Fees
First Californian fine for bareback porn production is just $700
UK News UK News

26th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Sexhibition 2015 UK showcases the Fashion of Sex
The inaugural Sexhibition event took place in Manchester, featuring amazing sexy fashion, UK porn stars and stalls selling what you need to spice up your sex life. DESIblitz went along to find out more.
World News World News doggy style architecture
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Doggy Style Architecture
Creative fun in Germany
UK News UK News

24th Aug
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Update: Speaking their moralistic minds
Huddersfield bans full nudity in strip clubs
Sex Sells Sex for Fun quest singers club logo
A Quest for new premises
Swingers Club looking to expand in Leeds
Red Umbrella World P4P

22nd Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Decriminalising sex work in New Zealand: its history and impact
The New Zealand experience of decriminalised sex work offers a practical alternative to the often-cited Swedish Model. Might it point to a more general way forward? By Fraser Crichton

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30th Aug
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Diary: FrightFest 2015
27th -31st August at Vue cinema in Leicester Square
Diary Diary

25th Aug
Cassadaga DVD Kelen Coleman
Diary: Premieres
August 2015 on the Horror Channel
Diary Diary

20th Aug
Saw V DVD Tobin Bell
Diary: See Saw V
September 2015 on the Horror Channel
Diary Diary

15th Aug
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Diary: Grimmfest
1st - 4th October 2015. International Festival of Fantastic Film in Manchester, UK
Diary Diary

10th Aug
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Diary: Mayhem Film Festival
15th - 18th October 2015, Nottingham
Diary Diary

5th Aug
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Diary: Abertoir Horror Film Festival
10-15th November 2015, Aberystwyth
Diary Diary

30th Jul
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Diary: The Institute of Sexology
20th November 2014 to 20th September 2015. Studying the pioneers of the study of sex, London
Diary Diary

25th Jul
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Diary: Sexpo UK
13-15th November 2015, Olympia, London
 

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2nd Sep
Hammer Film Collection Jekyll Scream
Shopping: Hammer Film Collection: Vol 1
5 Early Hammer horrors released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Demoniacs DVD Lieva Lone
Shopping: The Demoniacs
1974 France / Belgium horror by Jean Rollin, still cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Extinction Jeffrey Donovan
Shopping: Extinction
2015 Spain horror by Miguel Ángel Vivas just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases

1st Sep
Nightmare City Dual Format Blu ray
Shopping: Nightmare City
1980 zombie horror by Umberto Lenzi, once cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo
Shopping Recent Releases Madman Dual Format Blu ray DVD
Shopping: Madman
1982 USA horror thriller by Joe Giannone just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Harvest Samantha Morton
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Backcountry, The Harvest, Distinction, Dark was the Night
Shopping Recent Releases

31st Aug
Eyes Without Face DVD Blu ray
Shopping: Eyes Without a Face
1960 France/Italy horror by Georges Franju, once cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo
Shopping Recent Releases Wife Killer Larry Daniels
Shopping: The Wife Killer
1976 Greece horror thriller by Kostas Karagiannis (as Dacosta Carayan) just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Walking Dead Season 5
Shopping: The Walking Dead: Season 5
2015 US TV horror series just released on US DVD and Blu-ray

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Shopping New Listings

2nd Sep
Wind Walkers DVD Zane Holtz
Shopping: Wind Walkers
2015 USA action horror thriller by Russell Friedenberg set for UK DVD release on 21st September 2015
Shopping New Listings

31st Aug
Kwaidan Blu ray Rentaro Mikuni
Shopping: Kwaidan
1964 Japan horror fantasy by Masaki Kobayashi set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 20th October 2015
Shopping New Listings Crystal Lake Memories Complete History
Shopping: Crystal Lake Memories: Complete History of Friday the 13th
2013 USA documentary by Daniel Farrands set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 8th September 2015
Shopping New Listings Deadly Bees Frank Finlay
Shopping: Deadly Bees
1966 UK horror mystery thriller by Freddie Francis set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 27th October 2015
Shopping New Listings

30th Aug
Deadly Prey David Campbell
Shopping: Deadly Prey
1987 USA action thriller by David A Prior set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 13th October 2015
Shopping New Listings Children Night DVD Maria Giunta
Shopping: Children of the Night
2014 Argentina comedy by Iván Noel set for UK DVD release on 26th October 2015
Shopping New Listings

29th Aug
Trashology Rodney Horn
Shopping: Trashology
2012 USA comedy by Brian Dorton set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 13th October 2015
Shopping New Listings Splatter Architects Paul James Sanders
Shopping: Splatter: Architects of Fear
1986 USA documentary by Peter Rowe set for US DVD release on 13th October 2015
Shopping New Listings Deadliest Prey David Campbell
Shopping: Deadliest Prey
2013 USA action film by David A Prior set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 13th October 2015

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1st Sep
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31st Aug
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Selected releases at adult DVD Empire
Sex Sells New and Offers

30th Aug
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Celebrity Big Brother roommate Jenna Jameson at CD Universe
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29th Aug
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Simply Porn DVD
Latest releases from Evil Empire, Daring Media
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28th Aug
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27th Aug
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Latest releases with a British connection from Your Choice and Viv Thomas
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26th Aug
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