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There's gotta
be a better way
to get it into 34inches |
In 2005, Japan's Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare pronounced that
roughly one middle-aged person in two was at risk for so-called
"metabolic syndrome" -- caused by smoking, drinking, eating and other
excesses combined with a sedentary lifestyle -- that raised the
likelihood of cardiovascular disease, diabetes and strokes.
The ministry's policy now obliges people between the ages of 40 to 74 to
take medical examinations to check for excessive internal fat, high
blood pressure and high blood-sugar levels, and to receive health
advisories when warranted.
It was bound to happen. The middle-aged spread has given rise to a
completely new type of sex business: the "Datsu-metabo fuuzoku" -- sex
shops with services designed to help pudgy, middle-aged men bang their
way back to health and enjoy themselves in the bargain.
Asahi Geino identifies five such shops with special health sessions on
their menus, three in Tokyo and two in Osaka. Their names, telephone
numbers, prices and the details of their services, starting from as
little as 8,000 yen, are included.
We have designed our play sessions to provide beneficial effects, not
only on blood sugar levels and triglycerides, but on your gamma GPT as
well, according to the lovely Ms. Kazuki, age 23, who works at a
massage shop in Tokyo's Sugamo district called Mania Space.
Asahi Geino's reporter gives it a try. After disrobing he lies facing
down on the massage table. Powdering his back and lower torso, she then
suddenly slips a finger into his anus.
The intrusive digit is followed by a larger object that turns out to be
a battery-powered vibrator. Despite himself, the stimulation to our
reporter's prostate causes him to develop a whopper of an erection.
She then grasps his erection and coaxes out a few drops of discharge.
This was just the preamble, however, and after oiling up his shaft with
lotion she artfully manipulates his scrotum -- while the vibrator in his
anus continues to hum -- giving him the mother of all erections.
She then squats over his face and, leaning forward over him, tickles his
body with her nipples and sets to work with her hands until he feels the
urge to spring a gusher. But she slacks off at the last second and
repeats this process -- of sensual stimulation halting just before the
point of orgasm -- until he begs for release.
What is this supposed to be good for, anyway? he pants to Kazuki.
If you don't do it long enough you won't get the full benefits of
aerobic exercise, she advises him: If you can hang on for a full
hour, you can lose 3 centimeters off your tummy.
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