It is the best of channels, it is the worst of channels, it's content is
beyond belief, it's presentation is beyond incredulity.
SexView is the latest addition to the growing array of dedicated
hardcore channels available to UK subscribers. However, it can hardly be
described as just another satellite sex channel, it pushes every facet
of broadcasting to the extremes...both extremely good and extremely bad.
SexView provides 24 hour digital broadcasts from Hotbird using both
Viaccess and Irdeto encryption. Although based in the Netherlands, the
channel focuses very much on German films. Even material originally
produced in Britain seems to be transmitted in the dubbed German
version. This emphasis on the Teutonic is surely no bad thing,
especially the high quality Videorama series such as Teeny Magma, Sex
and Fun with Harry and Teeny Exzesse. Such films consistently feature
very attractive and enthusiastic casts and the sex scenes are never
allowed to drag on too long. This doesn't mean that the running time is
filled with unconvincing plot though, the films pack in a lot of short
sex scenes
with a fair amount of variety provided by a large cast. Perhaps most
importantly of all, German producers prefer the very pretty
girl-next-door look over the almost perfect, but therefore unobtainable
glamour, favoured by the American companies.
Of course this is only part of the characteristic of German porn. For
the purposes of this review I will only briefly allude to the other main
characteristic, ie the more 'extreme' elements. Wet sex and fisting are
almost a staple part of German fare and SexView certainly don't believe
in self censorship of such content. Saying that though, any S&M material
tends to be high on the leather and thankfully low on the Sade.
We'll now move on from one extreme to another. The usability of the
channel leaves everything to be desired. For a start, as with UltraBlue,
all beginning and end titles have been removed from German films. The
pattern of scheduling doesn't do much to make up for this lack of
information. Two films are shown back to back followed be exactly a half
hour loop of phone sex adverts. There is no regular time of day when
films are synchronised to start. There is no indication where one is
within the advert loop and there is no unique card that indicates that
films are about to start. Films just start, no warning, no titles,
straight in to the first scene. In cynical moments one may wonder if
this was seen as a method of forcing viewers to watch the phone adverts.
Even more alarming is the transition between the two films, anything
indicating the end of the first has been deleted along with anything
identifying the start of the second and they run together without even a
card or a pause. The other very negative scheduling feature is that the
second of the two films is often a cheapo US compilation filler. Whereas
there seems to be a very large selection of German films, there are only
a half dozen of the American fillers. These are therefore repeated
literally ad-nauseum.
Now given that there is no EPG information transmitted, neither is there
any teletext, it seems that the only way to watch this channel would be
via Tivo. A days viewing could be saved on the disk and one could
quickly scan through the adverts and American fillers to find the actual
programmes.
However at the time of writing SexView have just started to publish
detailed programme schedules on their website at www.sexview.net.
Assuming that these schedules are accurately maintained it could
transform the channel from being totally unusable into one with a wealth
of high quality German material, in fact a far far better channel
indeed.
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