Phantom suggested a page illustrating peoples feelings about Censorial Britain, New Labour and their Dangerous Pictures Act.

I would guess that Gordon Brown and co are feeling a little sensitive after the kicking they got at the recent local elections. Perhaps now is a good time to let them know how we feel.

If you would like to contribute please send them to Dave at webmaster@melonfarmers.com

...And here's a few for starters...

This is a promotional shot from the new Tom Cruise movie Valkyrie, with our oft-discussed nest of political vipers replacing the stars.

I'm sure everyone would have their own choices for who to photoshop in, but Burnham, Straw, Smith, Harman, Coaker, Salter and El Gordo for me were the obvious choices.

 Don't they suit those lovely smart uniforms so well?

This is a promotional shot from the new Tom Cruise movie Valkyrie, with our oft-discussed nest of political vipers replacing the stars.

I'm sure everyone would have their own choices for who to photoshop in, but Burnham, Straw, Smith, Harman, Coaker, Salter and El Gordo for me were the obvious choices.

Don't they suit those lovely smart uniforms so well?

If only she were caressing a dead bull! This would then be the full set of extremity

Veteran Spanish singer Alaska has brought her considerable assets to bear in a combined AnimaNaturalis-PETA campaign against bullfighting.

The Fangoria frontwoman features on a poster which states: The truth laid bare. Bullfighting is cruel

Presumably not quite a dangerous picture, as it was created more to arouse a political response than a sexual one.