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News Saturday 8th August...

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Offsite Article: Britain's sex that is secret
Inside UK's elite swingers clubs

News Friday 7th August...

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Coronavirus take's its toll on Toronto's strip clubs

News Thursday 6th August...

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Getting back to bed
German sex workers protest against a slow easing of lockdown
Offsite Article: Remember video cabins?
The Fetish Community Reviving Germany's Forgotten Masturbation Booths. By

News Wednesday 5th August...

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Pornography and Sexual Aggression: Can Meta-Analysis Find a Link?

News Monday 3rd August...

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BBC receives complaints about a same sex kiss in a children's TV show
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It seems that feminists are somehow exempt from the need to seek consent when filming sex, especially when seeking to destroy the livelihoods of lap dancers

News Saturday 1st August...

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Offsite Article: Instagone
Big Tech's Morality Police Are Going After Adult Content

News Friday 31st July...

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Council dismisses claims against lap dancing club

News Wednesday 29th July...

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UK advert censor whinges at Google and BBC for allowing sexy adverts on their apps

News Monday 27th July...

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The Complete Mia Khalifa Collection
BangBro's have been doing a little research to document the porn star's career

News Sunday 26th July...

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Canadian province recommends glory holes as a covid safe form of sex
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Offsite Article: Tumblr, a year on from banning porn
Activity abput half what is was but the remainers seem happy with the change

News Friday 24th July...

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Amsterdam authorities continue to restrict visitors for the red light area

News Monday 20th July...

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Turkey asks Netflix to censor gay character from teem drama

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