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John Thomas Brenda's Bucket Platinum Silicone Masturbator...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here14th January 2021
 

Brenda’s Bucket is another exciting creation in the John Thomas range of male masturbators. It has been handcrafted from medical grade, ultra soft, platinum silicone which looks wonderful and feels indulgent to the touch.

Brenda’s Bucket is full of erotic nodules and ridges and is a real treat for all men who love indulgent self-pleasure with an experienced woman.

Brenda epitomises the word MILF and can show even the most seasoned lovers a thing or two.

Brenda’s Bucket was designed in the UK and manufactured in the USA and comes with a lifetime warranty and gorgeous faux velvet storage bag.

Easy to clean but harder to put down – enjoy Brenda today.

See further details at John Thomas Toys.

 

 

Teens in Thailand (2006)...

Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire


Link Here14th January 2021
Teens in Thailand (2006) is a 2006 adult film (Asia Bootleg)

Starring: Da (III), Sindy (III), Ja (II), Oyi and Paul (III)

Promotional Material

Tight horny Asian twats experiencing their 1st foreign cock!
See DVD and VoD at Adult DVD Empire
See also on subscription streaming service at Adult Empire Unlimited

 

 

Russian Institute Head Mistress Daug...

Selected releases at CD Universe


Link Here11th January 2021
Russian Institute Head Mistress Daug is a 2020 adult film by Frank Major

Starring: Amirah Adara, Tina Kay, Lilu Moon, Zazie Skymm, Luna Rival, Darcia Lee, Tiffany Rousso, Kristof Cale and Lexi Layo

See R0 DVD at CD Universe

 

 

My Pleasurer Love Machine...

Review


Link Here 9th January 2021
Diva's My Pleasurer™ Love Machine delivers incredible power, angle adjustability and performance at an affordable price

It provides up to 300 thrusts per minute to make you explode with excitement every single time!

This sex machine includes two dildo attachments so you're ready to go straight out of the box

The machine is designed and engineered for flexible operation and can be used for both horizontal and vertical thrusting.

See further details about My Pleasurer Love Machine from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

 

JandM Airlines...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here9th January 2021
J&M Airlines is a 2020 France adult film by Luka (Jacquie et Michel ELITE)

Starring Candice Jacobs, Jessica Lys, Megane Lopez, Naomie Miou, Anto Toto, Eddy (ii), Joel Tomas, Max Jacobs and Vince Karter

Promotional material

Board in J&M Airlines for a flight from Paris to Miami with the hottest crew traveling the sky. Known for his excesses with women, Mr. Bordier, the Captain, tests the commanding skills of his pilot Mr. Jacobs, while the stewardesses welcome the business class VIPs. Not to be undone, travelers give in to their most public kinks, aroused by the economy class overcrowding.

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

John Thomas Bum Hole Platinum Silicone Masturbator...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 7th January 2021
 

If you enjoy anal sex or are just curious, then the Bum Hole male masturbator is a great sex toy for your collection. Bum Hole has been handcrafted from the only the softest platinum silicone and is nice and tight in all the right places!

A hand poured fusion of gold and black; this sex toy features highly textured nodules guaranteed to tingle all your sensitive nerve endings.

To make your experience more realistic flush warm water inside the canal prior to penetration, lube up and slip in.

Bum Hole is easy to clean and made from non-porous and hypoallergenic materials. This sex toy comes with a free faux velvet storage bag. Don't forget to check out our other male masturbators!

See further details at John Thomas Toys.

 

 

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Link Here7th January 2021

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Private VOD

 

 

Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Black


Link Here4th January 2021

Private Gallery 1
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Private Gallery 3
Private Classics Gallery 4
Private Classics Gallery 5
Private Classics Gallery 6
Private Black 7

Private VOD

 

 

Naughty Amateurs 2...

Selected releases at AEBN


Link Here3rd January 2021
Naughty Amateurs 2 is a 2007 US adult film by Eli Thomas (Combat Zone)

Starring: Ashlynn Brooke, Ashlynn Brooke, Jade Leshay, Jade Leshay, Kimberly Wood, Kimberly Wood, Summer Long, Summer Long, Alec Trerlian, Alec Trerlian, Jarrod Steed, Jarrod Steed, Nicolas Taylor, Nicolas Taylor, Pike Nelson, Pike Nelson, Tiffani Thompson, Tiffani Thompson, ···

Promotional Material

Check out over two hours of young fresh pussies! Don't miss these tight pussies up for the stretching! Featuring cum sharing, threeways and facials.
See VoD at AEBN

 

 

Asia Bootleg Vol. 7 (2006)...

Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire


Link Here31st December 2020
Asia Bootleg Vol. 7 (2006) is a 2006 adult film (Asia Bootleg)

Starring: Jennifer (IX), Boom (II), Noot (II), Gan, Da (II), Hana (III) and Paul (III)

Promotional Material

100% filmed & smuggled out of Cambodia, Laos, Indonesia, Philippines, Thailand, & Hong Kong!
See DVD and VoD at Adult DVD Empire
See also on subscription streaming service at Adult Empire Unlimited

 

 

Heavenly Desire...

Golden Age of Porn at CD Universe


Link Here27th December 2020
Heavenly Desire is a 2004 adult film by Jacov Jaacovi

Starring: Lisa DeLeeuw, Gail Sterling, Seka, Hillary Summers and Jamie Gillis

See R0 DVD at CD Universe

 

 

Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Classics


Link Here24th December 2020

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Private Classics Gallery 4
Private Classics Gallery 5
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Private Black 7

Private VOD

 

 

The XXXMas Gift 2...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here21st December 2020
The XXXMas Gift 2 is a 2019 US adult film by Mark White (Spizoo)

Starring Kat Monroe, Lily Adams, Riley Reyes, Saya Song, Silvia Saige, Codey Steele, Mark White, Mike Mancini and Tyler D.

Promotional material

ARE YOU ON THE NAUGHTY LIST? Christmas is supposed to be cold, but with these sexy young things it gets hot very quick. Even the Elf's get to the have some fun. Never say Santa isn't real, or he will show you his pole and bring a blizzard. Are you on the naughty list? These XXXmas elves love when Santa cums to town!

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

John Thomas Pig Boy Platinum Silicone Masturbator...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 18th December 2020
 

Pig Boy platinum silicone masturbator is made from our medical grade ultra soft platinum silicone. A hand poured fusion of pink, gold and black creates a unique mix every time.

Pig Boy features a pig nose and aggressive looking snout and jaw. Between the teeth is the awaiting canal riddled with ribbed nodules perfect to slip your member inside. For men this is the ultimate in self pleasure, enhanced further by applying the bung to create a lovely vacuum inside as you reach your peak.

Pig Boy is based on our best selling platinum silicone dildo the Twisted Hog and was designed in the UK.

Clean Pig Boy between uses in boiling water or even pop in the dishwasher. Hypoallergenic and phthalate free, Pig Boy comes with a lifetime warranty and a free bottle of replenishing baby corn powder.

See further details at John Thomas Toys. Also available in blue

 

 

Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Black


Link Here18th December 2020

  Private Gallery 1
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Private Classics Gallery 4
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Private Black 7

Private VOD

 

 

Caesar 3.0 Love Machine...

Review


Link Here16th December 2020

We at www.sexmachines.co.uk have been trading since 2004 and have sold thousands of different types of fucking machines ranging from budget sex machines around £ 90 to premium orgasm machines over £ 2500 - but there's one particular fucking machine that sells incredibly well and always has +feedback from our customers...that is the Caesar 3.0 Love Machine - here's why this sex device is one of our top sellers:

  • Caesar 3.0 is ultra quiet even at full speed.
     
  • Caesar 3.0 has a mid range price point - excellent value.
     
  • Caesar 3.0 love machine is available in UK/EU 220V or US110V

Ceasar 3.0 includes FREE sex machine attachments and www.sexmachines.co.uk also includes a FREE Caesar Vac-U-Lock adaptor worth £ 24.99 that will allow the user to attach any Vac-U-Lockdildo to it. No other retailer includes this adaptor for free !

Caesar 3.0 fucking machine has a MIG welded steel frame and flat base, which allows the user to slide under her/his mattress and enjoy getting fucked or sucked on the bed.

Caesar 3.0 sex machine is manufactured by Topco Sales who are the leading manufacturer in the USA for sex toys.

Caesar 3.0 orgasm machine also comes with a FREE male masturbator toy, simply screw it onto the end of the Caesar rod shaft and this amazing penetration machine then turns into a male masturbation machine ...allowing the user to get wanked off from 0 - 130 pumps per minute!!

Stroke length is not adjustable however has a generous 6 stroke length, which is suitable for anal or vaginal use.

The mast erects within seconds and then you simply slide on the arm, secure and you're away.

Comes with retail packaging presentation box and instructions.

Can be used on laminate flooring, lino, carpet and slid under your bed mattress, if you find the Caesar 3.0 Love moving when on full power, we find putting some blu tak under the base helps.

Caesar 3.0 also has a corded remote control box allowing user to adjust settings when in use and allows complete control of device to user.

Hot pink powdered coated & chrome plated, which is not simply a painted product, powder coating is durable and scratches are minimal.

Our Rating:

  • value: 9/10
  • power: 8/10
  • durability: 8/10
  • functionality: 10/10
  • performance: 10/10

 

 

 

Anal Beauty 14...

Selected releases at AEBN


Link Here16th December 2020
Anal Beauty 14 is a 2020 US adult film (Tushy)

Starring: Avery Cristy, Avery Cristy, Kayla Kayden, Kayla Kayden, Lady Dee, Lady Dee, Gina Valentina, Gina Valentina, Jane Wilde, Jane Wilde, Mick Blue, Mick Blue, Markus Tynai, Markus Tynai, Alberto Blanco, Alberto Blanco, Christian Clay, Christian Clay

Promotional Material

TUSHY is proud to present the next installment of its seminal series, Anal Beauty Vol. 14! This world-class series exhibits the most beautiful and passionate women on the planet having unbelievable anal sex. Cover model and superstar, Avery Cristy is a diligent assistant looking to vent some sexual frustrations with her boss on a Caribbean work retreat. Also featuring Gina Valentina and Jane Wilde; Kayla Kayden; and Lady Dee in elite anal performances that need to be seen to believed. All presented with the industry-defining production values that TUSHY is known for, Anal Beauty Vol. 14 will take your breath away!
See VoD at AEBN

 

 

Teen Latina! (2006)...

Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire


Link Here15th December 2020
Teen Latina! (2006) is a 2006 adult film (Asia Bootleg)

Starring: Joanna (III), Giselle (III), Nicole (IX), Katerina (IV), Claira, Sonia (III), Juan (IV), Alex (X), Paul (III) and Ian (III)

Promotional Material

Filmed & smuggled out of Colombia corrupting the cartel's daughters!
See DVD and VoD at Adult DVD Empire
See also on subscription streaming service at Adult Empire Unlimited

 

 

Best New Starlets 2013...

Selected releases at CD Universe


Link Here13th December 2020
Best New Starlets 2013 is a 2013 adult film by William H.

Starring: Maddy O' Reily, Riley Reid, Anikka Albrite, Remy LaCroix, Jessie Rogers, Mischa Brooks, Mick Blue and Manuel Ferrara

See R0 DVD at CD Universe

 

 

John Thomas Boogeyman Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 11th December 2020
 

Watch out - The Boogeyman will get ya!

This platinum silicone dildo stands proudly amongst any sex toy collection. Large bulbous balls lead up to the impressive shaft adorned with thick veins towards an uncut foreskin where the head of this monster cock lays in wait.

Boogeyman is available in a slime green colour or a majestic, hand poured gold and black fusion which we are particularly proud of. Customers rave about Boogeyman as he always manages to hit the spot!

Boogeyman comes in 7", 9", 12" and 16" versions in both colours and in medium or soft firmness. Made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone he is sure to please.

Schedule some alone time, lube up and bring out the Boogeyman...

See further details at John Thomas Toys. Also available in green

 

 

Excess...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here11th December 2020
Excess is a 2020 US adult film by Kayden Kross (Deeper)

Starring Ana Foxxx, Demi Sutra, Elsa Jean, Haley Reed, Natalia Starr, Nia Nacci, Riley Steele, Scarlit Scandal, Chris Diamond, Dante Colle, Dillon Diaz and Jax Slayher.

Promotional material

"I have compromised him, I'll admit. I am compromising. And from that, he discovered compromise too."

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

Maid In The USA 2...

Selected releases at AEBN


Link Here9th December 2020
Maid In The USA 2 is a 2020 US adult film (Third Degree Films)

Starring: Emma Starletto, Emma Starletto, Adira Allure, Adira Allure, Chanel Grey, Chanel Grey, Paisley Porter, Paisley Porter, Mike Mancini, Mike Mancini, Ryan McLane, Ryan McLane, Isiah Maxwell, Isiah Maxwell, Lucas Frost, Lucas Frost

Promotional Material

Don't miss any of these young maids' sexual initiations. Young women are thrown into the heart of bourgeois perversion. Maids giving full service. Hardcore sexual housekeeping! Smokin' hot housekeepers are hopping on the cock, whether or not they are on the clock!
See VoD at AEBN

 

 

Huge Sale...

40% off sex dolls at SexMachines


Link Here8th December 2020
 
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Anal Beauty (2015)...

Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire


Link Here8th December 2020
Anal Beauty (2015) is a 2015 adult film by Greg Lansky (Tushy)

Starring: Aidra Fox, Jillian Janson, Alektra Blue, Abby Cross, Manuel Ferrara, Mick Blue, James Deen and Greg Lansky.

Promotional Material

Tushy.com proudly presents the new series, " Anal Beauty ," captured by Blacked.com award winning director Greg Lansky. Beauty transcends all and at Tushy.com we shoot with only the most beautiful girls in the world. Join starlet Abby Cross as she experiences anal ecstasy for the 1st time on film with "Porn's Boy Next Door" James Deen. Sultry Alektra Blue takes everything Manuel gives her. Up & comer Aidra Fox shows why she's quickly becoming a star and a fan favorite. Jillian Janson delivers a passionate performance with Male Performer of the Year Mick Blue.
See DVD and VoD at Adult DVD Empire
See also on subscription streaming service at Adult Empire Unlimited

 

 

Tushy Raw # 17...

Selected releases at CD Universe


Link Here7th December 2020
Tushy Raw # 17 is a 2020 adult film by Derek Dozer

Starring: Chloe Foster, Ember Snow, Mick Blue and Steve Holmes.

See R0 DVD at CD Universe

 

 

John Thomas Yuppie Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 6th December 2020
 

Yuppie certainly is a young urban professional and lives up to his name. He's not only stuck up - but stuck in the 1980's if you check out his wardrobe!

Yuppie is a 27 year old socialite who is minted. Based on his very own manhood; this platinum silicone dildo is perfectly tailored to effortlessly slip inside your desired orifice for your delectation.

Featuring a large scrotum, slender shaft and narrow veins, Yuppie leads up to a pointy exposed glans penis head ready for action - just hold on a minute while he puts his filofax down!

Yuppie comes in the regular 4 sizes and also in a choice of beige or brown colours. Choose between soft and medium firmness to ensure a bespoke experience.

See further details at John Thomas Toys. Also available in an alternative darker colour.

 

 

Teen Creampies 2...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here6th December 2020
Teen Creampies 2 is a 2020 US adult film by Mason (Hard X)

Starring Ellie Eilish, Jessie Saint, Kosame Dash, Natalie Knight, Michael Stefano, Mick Blue and Oliver Flynn.

Promotional material

Hard X is pleased to present "Teen Creampies Vol. 2", featuring an assemblage of young, tight teens hungry for creampies! Starring: Naughty Natalie Knight, big booty Misty Quinn, gorgeous Ellie Eilish (1st creampie), and blonde hottie Jessie Saint. Watch these adorable stars in relentless hardcore action. Shot in 4K by the award-winning Mason, this is a release not to be missed.

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

Lady Boss 4...

Selected releases at AEBN


Link Here4th December 2020
Lady Boss 4 is a 2020 US adult film (Girlsway)

Starring: Penny Pax, Penny Pax, Elena Koshka, Elena Koshka, Alina Lopez, Alina Lopez, Chanel Preston, Chanel Preston, Casey Calvert, Casey Calvert, Serene Siren, Serene Siren, Kenna James, Kenna James

Promotional Material

At the office, Elena Koshka greets Alina Lopez, who is waiting for her behind her desk. She asks her to sign a disclosure when dating someone in the office. As expected, Elena denies that she's involved with anyone in the office, but Alina smirks and pushes her a little more, knowing full well that Elena isn't telling the truth. Chanel Preston is not the world's greatest boss. She spends a lot of her time at work browsing adult websites instead of working. Her employee, Casey Calvert isn't impressed with her work ethic and reveals that she knows that she uses the company computer for... personal use. Serene Siren and her secretary, Kenna James, have been having a secret affair in their office for months. Now that their company has shifted to virtual working, this has left the lovers in a real bind. Serene expects to still have her needs met, even if they cannot physically touch, whereas Kenna is torn between extreme horniness for her boss and her nervousness about getting caught.
See VoD at AEBN

 

 

Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Classics


Link Here3rd December 2020

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Private VOD

 

 

Blackmailing The Nanny 2 (2020)...

Selected releases at Adult DVD Empire


Link Here2nd December 2020
Blackmailing The Nanny 2 (2020) is a 2020 adult film (Vision Films)

Starring: Brooklyn Gray, Sophia Lux, Serena Avery, Mackenzie Mace, Johnny Castle, Peter Green and Billy Blake.

Promotional Material

Blackmailing the nanny for sex is a risky proposition. Fortunately, Mackenzie Mace, Brooklyn Gray, Serena Avery, and Sophia Lux are sex-crazed nymphos who will stop at nothing to keep their jobs! Watch the naughty things they do in crisp and beautiful HD!
See DVD and VoD at Adult DVD Empire
See also on subscription streaming service at Adult Empire Unlimited

 

 

Robotic Lovers Machine...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here 30th November 2020

The Robotic Lovers Machine has incredible power with adjustable angles, speed and 7" (17cm) stroke length; it also comes with an extension arm giving an extra 8 (20cm) of length - long enough to satisfy the most discerning user.

The handheld corded 4ft (1.2m) speed controller is also a high powered vibrator which can be used in conjunction with the machine for additional pleasure. The Robotic Lovers Machine is a strong, powerful, high quality and quiet sex machine and comes with a 1 year warranty. The Robotic Lovers Machine is CE certified and ROHS compliant.

The Robotic Lovers Machine has a maximum 250 thrusts per minute and with its massive stroke length, provides the user with the perfect speed and depth of penetration; few users will fail to achieve the most explosive and fulfilling orgasms. Those who let their imagination run wild will achieve the best results and will venture to new sexual experiences. With an endless number of positions both anal and vaginal this fucking machine is ideal for either solo use or to be enjoyed with a partner.

The steel framed machine is designed to be extremely sturdy yet light, weighing only 12kgs. The Robotic Lovers Machine comes with two exciting attachments that provide powerful stimulation and are easy to clean. The thrusting angle of these two pleasure attachments is easily adjustable with the tilting platform.

Enjoy many different positions that most fucking machines cannot offer, choose to use it lying on the floor, standing up, in bed, sitting in a sofa or chair or even on the kitchen table! The machine stands over 6ft (1.8m) high when extended or it can lay flat on the floor allowing your fantasies to become a reality! This sex machine is very easy to assemble and disassemble for storage solutions, it folds nearly flat so it can be stored under the bed within seconds. The Robotic Lovers Machine uses the latest technology for anti-corrosion, and is painted using a powder coat system which protects and makes the unit more durable.

See further details about the Robotic Lovers Machine from SexMachines.co.uk

 

 

Young Fantasies # 6...

Selected releases at CD Universe


Link Here30th November 2020
Young Fantasies # 6 is a 2020 adult film

Starring: Kenna James, Khloe Kapri, Liya Silver, Mick Blue and Christian Clay.

See R0 DVD at CD Universe


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