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Motion Love Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here24th June 2022

Motion Love Machine is designed and manufactured by Diva the No.1 sex machine manufacturer since 1973, with Diva's years of expertise and innovation this is a great fucking machine.

The Motion Love Machine delivers incredible power and speed. Its low noise out-put & angle adjustability makes the Motion Love Machine excellent value. It has an incredible powerful thrust and torque level as well as angle adjustability. The heavy steel frame which is made from high quality durable black powder coating makes it very stable indeed. The Motion has 14 different angle positions from horizontal to vertical (over 180 degrees) no other machine is capable of this.

This machine has the EZ knob system which makes dismantling, storage and positioning quick and easy, taking all the stress out of your sex machine experience.

The Motion Love machine offers huge flexibility from a relatively small machine and price, it is compatible with the vac-u-lock system which give hundreds of possibilities for fun and is packed in a glossy presentation box.

With a massive 7 inch thrust stroke and up to 220 strokes a minute, this fucking machine  offers deep fast penetration. The Motion weighs just 9kg making it easy to move about and store, it has a 4ft corded controller, a very quiet motor, requires no batteries, is CE certified, ROHS compliant and offers a 1 year worldwide warranty.

See further details from SexMachines.co.uk

 

 

 

My Pleasurer Love Machine...

Review


Link Here 4th June 2022

Diva's My Pleasurer™ Love Machine delivers incredible power, angle adjustability and performance at an affordable price

It provides up to 300 thrusts per minute to make you explode with excitement every single time!

This sex machine includes two dildo attachments so you're ready to go straight out of the box

The machine is designed and engineered for flexible operation and can be used for both horizontal and vertical thrusting.

See further details about My Pleasurer Love Machine from sexmachines.co.uk

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Caesar 3.0 Love Machine...

Review


Link Here21st May 2022

We at www.sexmachines.co.uk have been trading since 2004 and have sold thousands of different types of fucking machines ranging from budget sex machines around £ 90 to premium orgasm machines over £ 2500 - but there's one particular fucking machine that sells incredibly well and always has +feedback from our customers...that is the Caesar 3.0 Love Machine - here's why this sex device is one of our top sellers:

  • Caesar 3.0 is ultra quiet even at full speed.
     
  • Caesar 3.0 has a mid range price point - excellent value.
     
  • Caesar 3.0 love machine is available in UK/EU 220V or US110V

Ceasar 3.0 includes FREE sex machine attachments and www.sexmachines.co.uk also includes a FREE Caesar Vac-U-Lock adaptor worth £ 24.99 that will allow the user to attach any Vac-U-Lockdildo to it. No other retailer includes this adaptor for free !

Caesar 3.0 fucking machine has a MIG welded steel frame and flat base, which allows the user to slide under her/his mattress and enjoy getting fucked or sucked on the bed.

Caesar 3.0 sex machine is manufactured by Topco Sales who are the leading manufacturer in the USA for sex toys.

Caesar 3.0 orgasm machine also comes with a FREE male masturbator toy, simply screw it onto the end of the Caesar rod shaft and this amazing penetration machine then turns into a male masturbation machine ...allowing the user to get wanked off from 0 - 130 pumps per minute!!

Stroke length is not adjustable however has a generous 6 stroke length, which is suitable for anal or vaginal use.

The mast erects within seconds and then you simply slide on the arm, secure and you're away.

Comes with retail packaging presentation box and instructions.

Can be used on laminate flooring, lino, carpet and slid under your bed mattress, if you find the Caesar 3.0 Love moving when on full power, we find putting some blu tak under the base helps.

Caesar 3.0 also has a corded remote control box allowing user to adjust settings when in use and allows complete control of device to user.

Hot pink powdered coated & chrome plated, which is not simply a painted product, powder coating is durable and scratches are minimal.

Our Rating:

  • value: 9/10
  • power: 8/10
  • durability: 8/10
  • functionality: 10/10
  • performance: 10/10

 

 

 

Robotic Lovers Machine...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here 9th May 2022

The Robotic Lovers Machine has incredible power with adjustable angles, speed and 7" (17cm) stroke length; it also comes with an extension arm giving an extra 8 (20cm) of length - long enough to satisfy the most discerning user.

The handheld corded 4ft (1.2m) speed controller is also a high powered vibrator which can be used in conjunction with the machine for additional pleasure. The Robotic Lovers Machine is a strong, powerful, high quality and quiet sex machine and comes with a 1 year warranty. The Robotic Lovers Machine is CE certified and ROHS compliant.

The Robotic Lovers Machine has a maximum 250 thrusts per minute and with its massive stroke length, provides the user with the perfect speed and depth of penetration; few users will fail to achieve the most explosive and fulfilling orgasms. Those who let their imagination run wild will achieve the best results and will venture to new sexual experiences. With an endless number of positions both anal and vaginal this fucking machine is ideal for either solo use or to be enjoyed with a partner.

The steel framed machine is designed to be extremely sturdy yet light, weighing only 12kgs. The Robotic Lovers Machine comes with two exciting attachments that provide powerful stimulation and are easy to clean. The thrusting angle of these two pleasure attachments is easily adjustable with the tilting platform.

Enjoy many different positions that most fucking machines cannot offer, choose to use it lying on the floor, standing up, in bed, sitting in a sofa or chair or even on the kitchen table! The machine stands over 6ft (1.8m) high when extended or it can lay flat on the floor allowing your fantasies to become a reality! This sex machine is very easy to assemble and disassemble for storage solutions, it folds nearly flat so it can be stored under the bed within seconds. The Robotic Lovers Machine uses the latest technology for anti-corrosion, and is painted using a powder coat system which protects and makes the unit more durable.

See further details about the Robotic Lovers Machine from SexMachines.co.uk

 

 

ShockSpot Sex Machine...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here29th April 2022

The ShockSpot Sex Machine is the most advanced, robotic pleasure system and masturbation sex machine on the market today. Made from the highest quality materials and designed to a level that would please the most discerning customer, the ShockSpot Sex Machine is sure to be a market leader and will launch the sex machine industry to the next level.

There is no doubt that the ShockSpot Sex Machine is at the cutting edge of design and the quality of build places the fucking machine firmly at the very top of the industry's elite manufacturers. The ShockSpot Sex Machine is known as the Rolls Royce of Sex machines and in common with Rolls Royce the customer will be delighted with the design, quality, comfort and performance of their purchase.

The ShockSpot Sex Machine places the user in full control of their pleasure. The sex machine produces motions that cannot be obtained with conventional rotary-based fucking machines. The machine will accommodate all positions from lying, kneeling, sitting and standing. At the press of a button the user is in full control of the stroke length, speed, smoothness and pattern of movement. When connected to your computer or tablet, the sex machine's Touch and Feel software will store favourite sessions for future enjoyment.

The ShockSpot Sex Machine weighs just 15 pounds (about 7kg) and is easy to store away or transport in a case little bigger than a standard briefcase. Technical specifications are: Stroke Length from 0 to 8 inches (20cm); Maximum Strokes per minute vary from 250 to 1060 depending on the selected stroke length; Maximum Thrust Force or Push Force is 17.5 pounds (8kg) which equates to 105 inch-pounds (48kg) torque from a 12 inch rotary machine.

SexMachines.co.uk is the proud official UK & European distributor.

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uFUC PRO Sex Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here21st April 2022

The UFUC PRO looks the same as its little brother the UFUC Sex Machine...but packs more of a punch.

New to the market the UFUC PRO is a premium, high quality masturbation or penetration machine but it is priced at an exceptional level for everyone to enjoy. The UFUC PRO's design is based around the best selling sex machine Blue Balls XL which is under license from Diva ®.

Unlike many sex machines that are currently available the UFUC PRO has an exceptional torque & thrust power, which is ideal for anal sex as well as being powerful enough to attach very large dildos and attachments without wearing down the motor or components.

The UFUC pro is amazingly adaptable with up to 180 degree movement for any position you can possibly dream up! The UFUC pros stability is superb and due to the design and weight distribution it will not tip or flip even at full speed.

Measuring a height of 24inches, length of 27inches and a width of 16inches the UFUC PRO fucking machine can be easily stored away in the cupboard, so it is nice and discrete in your home and the UFUC comes fully assembled so no need for tools and instructions before the fun can begin!

Stroke length can vary from 1inch to 6inches, 16 inch shaft rod for all sorts of positions, stroke speed from 0-240rpm and a torque of 40-in-lb all give this sex machine the perfect combination of speed, size, and power.

The UFUC PRO is C.E certified, ROHS compliant and comes with a 1yr worldwide warranty, plug suitable for country of delivery and the UFUC PRO is made from High grade MIG welded tensile steel. The UFUC PRO is also completely compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system meaning you have endless possibilities for dildos, male masturbators and anal toys.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk


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