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SexMachines.co.uk specialises in sex machines, everything from handheld masturbators right up to top of the range fucking machines. At the more familiar end of the range, there are Fleshlights, Fleshjacks and Hitachi Magic Wands. And at the more unique end of the range, well!... we'll get on to those later.

All the devices and plenty of accessories are available from the online store along with lubes and essentials.

The website is well laid and easy to navigate with the list of of categories listed on the traditional right hand side. Selecting the categories leads to a wealth of information about the available machines. Of course plenty of information is required, as many of the machines are not familiar products, even for this regular reviewer of online sex shops. 

 

A fascinating and unique online store that is perhaps best described by taking a look at some of the products on offer:

Caesar Love Machine

Superseding the previous 2.0 the Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine is brand new for 2013 and has improved on the 2.0 version by making the model faster and more robust than ever.

Whether you use the 3.0 as a penetration machine or as a male masturbation machine you will not be disappointed.

You choose the speed (65 to 300 thrusts per minute!) ...you choose the angle. Whether used solo or with partner(s), the Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine Machine will bring a new level of excitement to your sex life.  Imagine the possibilities!

The whisper quiet motor and powerful pumping action can make any session a fun, stimulating one for users.

Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine is highly adjustable to find your ideal situation. Use the machine to pound you anally or vaginally.  The machine can also be used with friends. Have them control the attached remote while you are bound by the hands (for example).

See more about the Caesar Love Machine.


SexMachines.co.uk is a family business based in East Anglia.

The business is a member of AITA, which is UK's Adult Industry Trade Association.

In addition to website contact, there is a telephone order line, available internationally. Payments and billing is secure and discreet. UK delivery is free, and there are options for next day delivery.

Worldwide delivery is available to nearly every part of the globe.


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Athenas Ultimate Sex Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here 23rd March 2019

The Latest creation from 2018 from the popular LoveBotz® Single or double penetration, vibrating pleasure, a wireless remote control, and more! Athenas Ultimate Sex Machine has it all.

It can be equipped with either or both of the extension rods with your choice of the two realistic dildos, you can adjust the angle of the rods up to 26 degrees for the perfect thrust and you can also adjust the closeness of the two rods to fit the needs of your body during double penetration. With a stroke speed of up to 250 per minute and a vibrating, heated controller the Athenas Ultimate sex machine from LoveBotz is a triple delight.The Athenas Ultimate sex machine has a 1 Year UK & Worldwide warranty is CE certified, ROHS compliant and designed & manufactured by USA giant Love Botz.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

Suck-O-Mat...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here28th December 2018

The Suck-O-Mat® is a mains-powered masturbator it has the innovative Suck-O-Mat Hands Free Masturbation Technology and interval-controlled stimulation.

The Suck-O-Mat has powerful pump/suction impulses which make the soft, flexible silicone sleeve move up and down the penis in a rhythmic way with an integrated pleasure ring to maximise the stimulating sensation. The stimulation has 5 intensity levels and 5 speeds meaning you have 25 different variations for your pleasure. Starting from a sensual 42 suction impulses a minute to a staggering 109 per minute, there is a level for everyone!

At 20cm long and 13cm wide it is easily stored discreetly and with a 2 metre long power cable it gives you flexibility for usage, the Suck-O-Mat is CE certified and made in China.

Users should apply plenty of water-based lubricant and insert the penis halfway into the soft, flexible sleeve before setting the intensity and the speed, from this point forward you will experience a sensation like no other.

The Suck-O-Mat® comes beautifully boxed, and is a quality item which if cared for will last many years. The Suck-O-Mat is priced towards the high end for this type of product and we suggest a good search through the pages of sexmachines.co.uk might find better value products.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

The Cowgirl Sex Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here14th December 2017

We were so excited when asked to review the Cowgirl Sex Machine for sexmachines.co.uk. the package duly arrived, discrete wrapping and extremely well packed.

Sadly, our excitement didn't last very long. The quality of the Cowgirl Sex Machine didn't match the usual standard of the other sex machines , toys and attachments we have reviewed for sexmachines.co.uk. Billed as unparalleled luxury and the next generation of riding but we were disappointed as soon as we took our first ride. Perhaps our lack-lustre experience was due to a faulty underpowered machine or from being dropped from a height by the delivery agents. We are inconclusive in our findings and for now must wait for a replacement model before committing to a bad review.

We suggest holding back before buying the Cowgirl Sex Machine. We'll provide our final review when we have tested a replacement machine. It is a great shame because the spec looks fantastic and the build quality looks good, the price is just too high for the savvy customer to take a punt at this juncture.

Please continue to read our reviews and be assured that sexmachines.co.uk offer unparalleled service of quality products for reasonable prices.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk



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