Reminiscent of a beret wearing Sergeant Major standing to attention, this butt plug is exactly what the
medical officer ordered.
John Thomas Toys had great fun designing this sex toy, snapping out the orders, to produce a mold with a pronounced glans and a stumpy veined shaft. All specially designed for military grade anal pleasure.
Strangely presented in orange rather than Khaki green, the butt plug is compatible for use with vacuum locking systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.
And following the usual drill, the butt plug comes with a faux
velvet storage bag.
In a fine example of British understatement, the Conka is actually shaped like a medieval fighting mace. Surely
a butt plug designed to bring tears to your eyes... tears of pleasure that is.
The intricately shaped butt plug is created in hand
made moulds designed by John Thomas Toys. The designers have chosen black as being the most appropriate colour for this plug.
Note that, as with many butt plugs, this toy does not feature a vacuum locking suction pad.
John Thomas toys advise that this is not a design best suited to beginners, and that all users are recommended to use plenty of lube with this little beauty.
Casting aside the war time allusions of the name, the Anal Bomb is actually something of a pleasure bomb.
The rather squat lines of this anal butt plug do indeed make for an explosive sensation.
The gently reversed
taper is created in hand crafted moulds designed by John Thomas Toys, and is presented appropriately in an iron grey colour scheme.
Platinum Silicone is the perfect material for a butt plug, and John Thomas Toys is confident that
this design will prove to be a ticking time bomb.
John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an
ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher.
The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.
Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great.
The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system
enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.
Candles have always been associated with matters erotic, and Cleopatra's Candle is a fine example
indeed.
The Simple design proves very effective and feels incredible as it penetrates within. The design features a silicone wick, and the candle is dripping with oodles of silicone wax. It all adds up to a wonderful sensation
when popping the candle inside.
The dildo is a of course presented in a glorious flame red. And furthermore the dildo may be
discreetly stored in plain sight.
John Thomas Toys recommends that the lack of taper is carefully considered when selecting the right size for you.
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Get ready for the War Head anal stretcher, the perfect trainer for those large on ambition.
This sleek but well rounded and gently tapered stretcher feels great as it opens up your anal passage.
John
Thomas Toys offers this mighty dildo in a selection of four sizes so you are sure to find one that suits your ambitions, however large.
The stretcher is compatible with Vac-U-Lock devices and can also be used for vaginal
penetration. Platinum Silicone may be heated up, or popped in the fridge for something a little bit cooling on a hot summer day.
As the name suggests, the The Buxom Lady is modelled on a beautiful set of well rounded curves. Each
compounding the pleasure as the dildo slips deeper inside.
Sculpted from vivid green Platinum Silicone, the dildo consists of a delicate head, an ample bosum, and truely voluminous hips.
Lovingly designed
by John Thomas Toys this dong is produced from hand crafted moulds, and this time round, the designers tip their hats to the wonders of the female form.
This voluptuous lady is sure to please your every demand.
Created to stimulate and tantalise the anus, Umbungo's Finger has been ergonomically designed to
slip comfortably deep inside and arouse every anal erogenous pleasure point.
Umbungo's Finger is presented in a rich red colour and features a long slender digit. The tip of the finger is nice and narrow, as you travel down the
shaft, the girth widens and you meet two prominent knuckles which feels wonderful as you slide it in deeper.
Recommended by John Thomas Toys to be used handheld - either alone or with a partner - this
sex toy does still feature Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatibility for your convenience.
Lashings of lubricant are required for all anal
play as this curious finger does it's work.
Aliens feature heavily in the current John Thomas Toys collection, Xtro is possibly the best of the bunch. He's a
mischievous and delinquent alien awaiting to impregnate his next victim.
A beautiful purple platinum silicone dong boasts a huge
bulbous glans head. The shaft is riddled with glorious ridges and bumps down to its aggressive looking base.
Intensely curved he is particularly suited to slipping deep inside the anus and stimulating the male P-Spot.
Xtro took an eternity to perfect but he is one of the creations we are most proud of.
He is compatible with both vacuum dildo systems and O-Ring fastening. Body safe and allergy free, Xtro is also non-porous
and stain resistant. Clean in the dishwasher.
This totem pole of glans penis heads has created a unique and erotic personal experience for every user. Four helmets adorn the glorious shaft decreasing in size as they rise to the tip.
Cast from black medical grade platinum
silicone, each one has been hand poured into copper molds to ensure a durable and high quality sex toy.
Thingy Bob was given a last gasp reprieve by the John Thomas director and nearly didn't make it into production.
Ironically it has gone on to be one of our best sellers!
Both Vac-u-lock and O-ring compatible, Thingy Bob is made from non-porous body safe materials and can be cleaned in the dishwasher or placed in boiling water to sterilize
between uses.
For those times when you need a little hand in the bedroom department! The Extremity is a cheeky two
fingered platinum silicone dong which resides on a realistic clenched fist.
Looking and feeling like a real hand, the Extremity is great for some gentle anal probing or vaginal play.
Being made from only
the finest medical grade platinum silicone ensures a body safe, allergy free experience.
Available in a choice of sizes ranging from 7 up to 16 and two levels of firmness, means a very personal level of indulgence can be achieved.
The Extremity is both Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and makes for a fun and versatile sex toy which can be used alone or with a
partner to great effect!
Orinoco is a beautifully handcrafted platinum silicone dong unlike any other.
Both innovative and stylish, Orinoco was inspired by a freshwater crocodile that lives in the Arafura Swamp located in the Northern Territory of
Australia.
A wide base meanders up to a slim tip with this green Vac-u-lock compatible sex toy . Coarse skin and textured scales,
coupled with a fierce looking - yet softly serrated shaft - ensure you a playtime like no other.
Orinoco is also O-Ring compatible and suitable for both anal or vaginal stimulation.
Taking many hours to
create and utilising our copper mold technique has ensured ultra high definition has been captured in every toy, lovingly made for you.
William is a perfectly tailored platinum silicone stretcher ideal for really opening up your sphincter and anal passage.
Its metallic gold finish makes for a really indulgent
sex toy which looks and feels very sensual.
William is a stubby, chubby worm like dong with a wonderfully large head very eager to
slip inside whenever you are ready. Beneath the head resides four smooth ripples creating a lovely ribbed effect guaranteed to blow your mind as you glide him in and out.
John Thomas offer William in four orgasmic sizes ranging
from the 5.5 small up to the extra large 12.5 version. Get your anal nerve endings tingling in style manually or connect to a compatible sex machine for hands free fun.
Be prepared for the anal probing of a lifetime! Welcome to the Anal Probe platinum silicone dildo. Its mission
is to boldly go where no man has gone before - or at least where they haven't been for a while!
With its lovely strong lines from base to tip, this jet black
sex toy is guaranteed to have you squealing for more every time you use it.
Designed using state of the art 3D computer technology -
in conjunction with 3D printers - Anal Probe is primarily for all anal play, but may be used for vaginal penetration too.
Medical grade platinum silicone ensures a body safe, hypoallergenic product of both excellent quality and
durability. Choose from the four sizes but don't skimp on lube!
Rude Boi is not someone you want to bring home to meet your parents, he's randy and rotten to the core and just wants to get down to it at every given opportunity.
This jet black, medical grade platinum silicone
dildo is great for anal or vaginal penetration. Its unique curvature is sure to glide in effortlessly and find your sweet spot.
Firm
prominent balls are found at the base of Rude Boi's wondrous shaft, which features over 200 highly erotic nodules, designed to excite and tip you into orgasm time after time.
Rude Boi comes with a free large suction cup plug and
faux velvet storage bag. A choice of four sizes and two levels of firmness are also available for your personal preferences.
Another alien offering; Barbarian is a gorgeous red, extra-terrestrial platinum silicone sex toy - perfect for
both anal or vaginal play.
Barbarian lives over four light years away on his home planet Nezork. Abandoned at birth by his own mother, Barbarian exists encompassing a solitary and nomadic lifestyle. His only mission is looking for
sexual encounters.
The base of this fantasy dildo's shaft is adorned with soft spiky protrusions. The shaft is a slender scaly hybrid where reptile meets alien. A large irregular glans with significant urethral opening tops the
highly textured dildo .
Produced with the finest medical grade materials, Barbarian is body safe, odour free and hypoallergenic.
Over one hundred erotic bubbly nodules adorn these platinum silicone dildos.
Your body is going to experience sexual-sensory overload.
Ramsta is a jet black bubble-fest of a
dong , wonderful for anal play. Particularly recommended when used with a compatible sex machine, either alone or with a partner.
Ramsta was handcrafted and designed in the UK using 3D software and printers, brought to life in the USA utilising copper molds and only the finest body safe materials.
Ramsta is durable, non-porous, odour free and hypoallergenic. This anal treat comes in four exciting sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.
John Thomas Toys is a UK based company with 15 years
experience in the industry.
Koi Toy comes from a strange aquatic creature who is half man and half fish.
This racing green coloured, medical grade platinum silicone
dildo is another eye-catching and original design from John Thomas Toys.
Firm and pronounced balls lead to a slender; scaly, skin
textured shaft - discreetly exposing the tip of the glans. This slippery customer features realistic Koi carp fish scales and comes in four accommodating sizes.
Suitable for anal or vaginal penetration Koi Toy is perfect both for
the beginner and the seasoned sex toy enthusiast.
Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, this handcrafted dildo has been factory shrink-wrapped and comes complete with faux velvet storage bag and free large suction cup plug.
John Thomas Toys pride themselves on their innovational designs and Alien Hooligan is of no exception. This
powder blue dildo is another work of art from the mind of Flak Boy - a freelance designer we are privileged to work with.
Alien Hooligan is a horny bad boy from another planet who has come to Earth to have lots of sex! His fantasy
cock presents with a lily flower penile head, coupled with canine testicles for good measure.
Adorned with prominent veins, this strange yet original
dildo also features a pleasing curvature of the shaft perfect for both anal and vaginal stimulation.
Medical grade platinum silicone
means safety, durability and quality are assured. Designed in the UK - made in the USA.
This beautiful metallic gold, platinum silicone dildo is pure indulgence for him or her.
Pongo Dongo was painstakingly created using cutting edge 3D computer technology, to delivery a treat for all sex toy lovers. The design of this golden shaft
captures seven erotic segments which create a wonderful ridge effect which your body will lovingly thank you for. A petite exposed glans head resides at the tip of the shaft waiting to be slipped inside.
Great for both anal and
vaginal penetration, Pongo Dongo is available in a 7, 9, 12 and 16 version and a choice of firmness.
This handcrafted toy was made with only the best medical grade platinum silicone and is totally body safe and hypoallergenic.
Smooth Boy is a simple, yet very effective, time-honoured design for our medical grade platinum silicone anal stretcher.
Presented in a stunning royal blue tone, this
dong is perfectly tailored for erotic anal play alone, or with a partner. Its tapered head will effortlessly slip inside you and take you to your happy
place.
Smooth Boy works conveniently with vacuum dildo systems and is also O-Ring compatible.
This sensual dong can be warmed up or cooled down prior to use for that extra sensation and sterilized in
boiling water in-between sessions.
Customer's receive a free faux velvet storage bag and large suction cup plug. Please build up to larger sizes gradually and remember to use plenty of lubricant.
With his lovely realistic skin texture, Chubby Cedric is a pink platinum silicone delight.
Molded from a rather chubby English Aristocrat's very own John Thomas, this unusual dildo looks and feels wonderful as it slips inside and out of you. Highly prominent veins and a cut foreskin, complement the worm like ripple which
runs from the base, to the top of the shaft and the tapered royal glans which adorns it!
Compatible with Vac-u-lock sex machines and harnesses, this versatile
sex toy can also be used handheld.
Due to the lovely ridges Chubby Cedric is particularly enjoyable for anal play.
Free next working day delivery is available on all UK orders. Choice of 4 sizes and 2 textures for your convenience.
Slinky Santiago is your new go-to anal sex toy designed for ultimate satisfaction.
This jet black platinum silicone dildo has
gloriously coarse skin which complements the lovely ridges which adorn the length of its shaft. With its tight balls, thick girth and large exposed glans you have a truly pleasing design for an anal treat.
Slinky Santiago is great
when connected to a compatible sex machine or harness. It is Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and available in a choice of four sizes and two levels of firmness.
Larger versions are ideal for anal stretching but build up to these
slowly.
Comes complete with free large suction cup plug and plush faux velvet bag.
Medical grade platinum silicone has immortalised our favourite courier's cock forever.
This Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible toy is perfect for stimulating the G-Spot or the male P-Spot.
Joshua's Bits comes in 4 handy sizes ranging from 7 to a majestic 16 and is great for hand held use;
attached to a harness or compatible sex machine.
Handcrafted using copper molds, every toy features impressive detailing. Hypoallergenic and non-porous, this
sex toy can be cleaned in the dishwasher or sterilized in boiling water.
Choose your size, then choose your level of firmness. UK
orders receive free next working day delivery and a free large suction cup.
Orinoco 
William 
Rude Boi 
Koi Toy 
Smooth Boy 
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