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| 28th February 2021
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
Bully Boy's thick girth tapers nicely to the tip and he boasts prominent veins and a wholesome raised foreskin. This dildo has rapidly been established as a firm favourite amongst
John Thomas customers. Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, this detailed sex toy is an ideal
dildo for anal or vaginal penetration. Versatility is achieved due it's vacuum hole allowing it to be used with compatible strap on
harnesses and vac-u-lock sex machines. Four handy sizes ensure you can get just the fit you require - just be warned as Bully Boy is sure to want to keep you in every night so he can have his way with you.
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20th February 2021
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
Godzillaz is a medical grade platinum silicone dildo, each version of this toy boasts a unique one-off look made from a handpouring fusion technique which is rarely employed and time-consuming.
John Thomas Toys have truly created an innovative and exciting design in this scaled and spikey monster cock with glorious tones of black and red. Vac-u-lock and O Ring Compatible, these
dildos are full of detail and full of character. Choose from the 4 available sizes, then choose your level of firmness. Godzillaz is
designed in the UK and made in the USA. Clean in the dishwasher or sterilize in boiling water.
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| 13th February 2021
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
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The Dick Head platinum silicone stretcher is the latest toy in the John Thomas range. If you enjoy a nice
full feeling then this is going to be the ultimate toy for you! The Dick Head has quickly established itself as one our most popular, in an amazingly short space of time. Dick head has a lovely penile head and a foreskin full of
ripples, which will feel divine as you take more of the toy deeper inside you. Dick Head was inspired by another of our toys ‘William’ and is ideal for anal as well as vaginal stretching. Dick Head comes in a fusion colour of
green, blue and yellow or an opaque version with beautifully scattered coloured pieces inside.
This fun stretcher comes in 4 sizes, 5 ½”, 7”, 9” and 12 ½” but remember to build up slowly and use plenty of lubricant. The question
is can you conquer the XL? See further details at
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11th December 2020
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
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Watch out - The Boogeyman will get ya! This
platinum silicone dildo stands proudly amongst any sex toy collection. Large bulbous balls lead up to the impressive shaft adorned with thick veins towards an uncut foreskin where the head of this monster cock lays in wait.
Boogeyman is available in a slime green colour or a majestic, hand poured gold and black fusion which we are particularly proud of. Customers rave about Boogeyman as he always manages to hit the spot! Boogeyman comes in 7", 9", 12" and 16" versions in both colours and in medium or soft firmness. Made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone he is sure to please.
Schedule some alone time, lube up and bring out the Boogeyman... See further details at
John Thomas Toys. Also available in green
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6th December 2020
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Yuppie certainly is a young urban professional and lives up to his name. He's not only stuck up - but stuck in the
1980's if you check out his wardrobe! Yuppie is a 27 year old socialite who is minted. Based on his very own manhood; this platinum
silicone dildo is perfectly tailored to effortlessly slip inside your desired orifice for your delectation. Featuring a large scrotum, slender shaft and narrow veins, Yuppie leads up to a pointy exposed glans penis head ready
for action - just hold on a minute while he puts his filofax down! Yuppie comes in the regular 4 sizes and also in a choice of beige or brown colours. Choose between soft and medium firmness to ensure a bespoke experience. See further
details at John Thomas Toys. Also
available in an alternative darker colour.
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| 26th November 2020
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
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Pervy Patrick himself is a randy old goat who should know better! He doesn't know the meaning of politically correct and loves nothing more than having an indiscrete perv on whichever unsuspecting women cross his path. Our
Pervy Patrick is a medical grade, platinum silicone realistic dildo with prominent veins, retracted foreskin an exposed glans and a large pair of testicles!
Patrick comes in the usual 4 sizes and in a choice of either beige or brown colour; he looks and feels great attached to your sex machine of choice and will not disappoint! Patrick was designed in the UK
and lovingly brought to life in the USA. Hypoallergenic and simple to clean, this impressive dildo enhances any sex toy collection. Complimentary suction cup
and faux velvet bag included. See further details at
John Thomas Toys. Also available in
an alternative colour
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22nd November 2020
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
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Aptly named after the brute he is, Brutus is a meaty dildo with a much loved curvature which has made him a firm
favourite. The unusual tilt is great for reaching those intimate areas that others fail to stimulate. Enjoy Brutus handheld or allow a partner to harness him. For that extra thrill, attach him to a sex machine and unleash the
potential of this silicone dildo delight. Brutus is available in light brown or black and comes in 7, 9, 12 or 16. The XL version is
an extremely popular giant dildo that doesn't stay on the shelf for long. Lube up before you indulge in Brutus and we always
recommend the uninitiated building up slowly in size. Brutus is available in a choice of firmness and comes complete with a stylish faux velvet storage bag. See further
details at John Thomas Toys. Also
available in beige
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| 10th November 2020
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There is nothing more logical than our customer's love of Spock's Cock ! An immediate best seller as soon
as it was launched; this wondrous platinum silicone dildo ticks all the boxes and is guaranteed to make you come in peace! Spock's
Cock boasts nodules and ripples in all the right places. A dipped penile head and thick veinage makes for an aesthetic Vulcan masterpiece. Presenting in four convenient sizes and a choice of two colours, the
giant dildo version is extremely popular. Spock's Cock looks impressive in beige - but the
rainbow fusion version is breathtaking! Great for anal or vaginal penetration and even
better when connected to a compatible sex machine. See further details at
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4th November 2020
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
With a mischievous sense of irony, John Thomas Toys offers Pee Wee , a small sounding dildo in as big a size as
you want. The dong features a stubby shaft with big balls, and is also ideal for anal play. The not so diminutive
dildo is available in 4 sizes from small to extra large. And of course each comes with a range of pleasure ratings: pleasurable, extra pleasurable, extra extra pleasurable , and extra extra extra pleasurable. This sex toy is not compatible with Vac-U-Lock.
Both light and
dark colour schemes are available. See further
details at John Thomas Toys
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| 27th October 2020
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
This beautiful metallic gold, platinum silicone dildo is pure indulgence for him or her.
Pongo Dongo was painstakingly created using cutting edge 3D computer technology, to delivery a treat for all sex toy lovers. The design of this golden shaft
captures seven erotic segments which create a wonderful ridge effect which your body will lovingly thank you for. A petite exposed glans head resides at the tip of the shaft waiting to be slipped inside. Great for both anal and
vaginal penetration, Pongo Dongo is available in a 7, 9, 12 and 16 version and a choice of firmness. This handcrafted toy was made with only the best medical grade platinum silicone and is totally body safe and hypoallergenic.
See further details at
John Thomas Toys Update: Black too 27th October 2020. See article Pongo Dongo is now also available in black. See the
new colour at John Thomas Toys
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27th September 2020
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
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And before you ask, an oglin is a mythical beast that is a cross between an ogre and a goblin. Hopefully this
dildo is an anatomically correct depiction of the giant, as the oglin is a legendary performer in the lust department. This magnificent beast is moulded in beige, and features a ribbed shaft with each ring contributing to the
pleasure as it delves deep inside. The dildo features a vacuum suction pad that is suitable for attachment to standard locking
systems such as Vac-U-Lock. John Thomas Toys recommends that customers take car over dimensions, as premium quality platinum silicone is a heavyweight material that more than does justice to ogre-like cocks See further
details at John Thomas Toys
Update: Fusion 27th September 2020. See Oglin in fusion black from johnthomastoys.co.uk
The Oglin is now available in a fusion of black, white and grey. John Thomas Toys explains that the dildo is coloured by a hand pouring technique called fusion, as such each dildo is individual, the colouring of each sex toy using this method are
aesthetically different & bespoke.
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 | 25th September 2020
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
This four tone, medical grade platinum silicone dildo , is truly a thing of beauty. A realistic Octopus tentacle, designed to
slide inside your orifice of choice and tantalise and stimulate your every nerve ending. Stacked, handpoured colours, feature purple, lilac, hot pink, and baby pink, in this aesthetic masterpiece. Every coarse ribbed ridge, is
complimented by the erotic abundance of suckers, which adorn this innovative design. A maritime orgasmic treat for the senses - available in 4 different sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness. The
Original Tentacle is both Vac-u-lock & O-Ring compatible and is presented with a plush faux velvet
retail pouch for storage. See further details at
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