Melon Farmers Original Version

John Thomas Toys


Review Page

 AlienHooligan   AnalBomb   AnalProbe   AnalTorpedo   Barbarian   Beastli   BillyBunter   Boogieman   Brutus   Buffalo   BullyBoy   BuxomLady   ChubbyCedric   CleopatrasCandle   ComancheWarHorse   Conka   Convict   DickHead   DinoSlug   Director   Don   DoubleBubble   Extremity   Godzillaz   JoshuasBits   JuansCock   KoiToy   Oglin   OriginalTentacle   Orinoco   PeeWee   PervyPatrick   PongoDongo   Predator   PrinceAlbert   Ramsta   Rhaegar   RudeBoi   Sampson   SergeantMajor   Skittle   SlinkySantiago   SmoothBoy   Snake   SpocksCock   ThingyBob   Thug   TwistedHog   Umbungo'sFinger   WarHead   William   Woody   Xtro   Yuppie 
 HotMovies   JohnThomasToys   NicenNaughty   SexMachines 

 

John Thomas The Snake Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 9th June 2021

This handpoured fusion of medical grade platinum silicone features a mix of glorious orange and blue pigments.

The Snake is both innovative and eyecatching and yet performs wonderfully as a sex toy - perfect for anal and vaginal penetration.

Created using cutting edge 3D computer software; in conjunction with an extensive copper molding process, the resultant detailing is exquisite. A truly original piece, which both looks and feels great.

A vacuum hole facilitates usage with vacuum dildo systems found on compatible harnesses and fucking machines.

The Snake's scaly skin texture provides a wholly erotic serpent experience.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas Double Bubble Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 1st June 2021

Strictly for the ladies, Double Bubble is an indulgent affair geared towards ultimate sexual satisfaction.

This unique design features two conjoined platinum silicone dildos - one thick, one thin. The larger of the two is for vaginal entry and the slimmer, has beautiful curvature to allow simultaneous anal penetration.

Handcrafted and designed in the UK, this sex toy facilitates a double penetration experience like no other.

A choice of four available sizes and two levels of firmness, allows the perfect selection tailored for your body. A single dildo will never suffice again - anal lubricant required!

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas The Buffalo Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 20th May 2021

The Buffalo is a sensually tapered, yet very meaty dildo designed to tease and please all your intimate parts.

Heavily veined with cut foreskin, this black vac-u-lock compatible sex toy is great for anal penetration. He's a full bodied beast that will fill you up nicely as he slips inside and it wont be long before you want to use him again!

Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, Buffalo is body safe and hypoallergenic.

Four different toy sizes and two levels of firmness, means you can find what compliments your body best.

UK customers receive free next working day delivery plus a free large suction cup with every order.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 7th May 2021

Beastli comes from a mythical Romanian creature who conceals himself within the forest lands. Adorned with nodules, ridges and bumps, Beastli is a dragon like feast for the pleasure centres in your body.

He has been handcrafted in the UK and lovingly brought to life by our team in the USA, using only the finest medical grade black platinum silicone.

Body safe and hypoallergenic; Beastli is built both to please, as well as to last and take pride of place in your sex toy collection.

He comes in 4 handy sizes and is fully Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible. Why not try him on a compatible sex machine for the ride of your life!

See further details at John Thomas Toys

Read also a review from the independent sex toy reviewer Joanne's Reviews.

See video: John Thomas Toys BEASTLI Silicone Dildo Review on YouTube

 

 

John Thomas Toys Spring Sale...

Up to 70% off everything


Link Here28th April 2021

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas Woody Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 23rd April 2021

Woody is a truly original design -- a glorious purple dildo with a realistic wood effect and protruding thorns!

This limited edition sex toy was handcrafted from medical grade platinum silicone and encompasses a sensual prominent curvature to the shaft, which is sure to leave you longing for more.

Woody is a dildo made from body safe materials which are hypoallergenic, non porous and stain resistant. He comes in a choice of 4 sizes catering for the novice and professional sex toy lover.

Cool down or warm up Woody prior to entry for an extra special sensation. Pop in the dishwasher after use and store in the complimentary faux velvet bag.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas The Predator Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 12th April 2021

A triumph of dildo technology and design, The Predator is a must for all sex toy connoisseurs.

A handpoured fusion of green, white and gold medical grade platinum silicone means every one of these toys is unique - just for you.

The Predator is an aggressive horny creature from another planet, boasting an uncut raised foreskin with prominent scrotal rathe. The textured skin of this dildo is riddled with alien bumps and nodules which will feel great gliding inside you.

Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, available in four convenient sizes and two levels of firmness.

Comes with a faux velvet storage bag and complimentary suction cup holder.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas The Don Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th March 2021

With it's thick prominent veins and wholesome cut foreskin, The Don was inspired by a top Mafia boss' splendid member.

Forged from the finest medical grade; body safe platinum silicone, The Don is a perfect dildo for anal and vaginal penetration.

Possessing gorgeous lines; ridges and a highly muscular shaft, you can use him handheld, with a partner's strap-on harness, or even your favourite fucking machine.

Both Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, The Don can be cleaned in the dishwasher or sterilized completely in boiling water after play. Store in the plush complimentary retail pouch between uses.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas Juan's Cock Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 19th March 2021

An obliging boatsman named Juan gave us permission to scan his impressive manhood and forever capture it's glory.

Platinum silicone never looked or felt so good. From the gloriously curved shaft to the highly detailed veins which adorn this masterpiece - Juan is surely a lucky boy. Meaty balls and an exposed glans head complete the look of this wonderful specimen.

Juan's cock is a vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible dildo which is particularly suited to vaginal penetration. Use handheld, with a harness or connected to a compatible sex machine.

Non-porous and hypoallergenic Juan's cock is great to use and simple to clean.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas Sampson Platinum Silicone Squirting Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 14th March 2021

Sampson is an aggressive work of art - boasting a divine fusion of black, pink and gold - lovingly handpoured, platinum silicone which means every sex toy is therefore unique.

This curved muscular dildo with exposed glans is for the serious sex toy enthusiast.

Wonderful at stimulating the G-Spot or prostate, it's special talent is being able to spray warm water into your orifice of choice at just the right moment. Syringe and tubing provided with each toy!

A choice of 4 sizes cater for individual preferences and each product receives a faux velvet bag for convenient storage after use. Clean in the dishwasher or sterilize in boiling water after use.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas Bully Boy Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 28th February 2021

Bully Boy's thick girth tapers nicely to the tip and he boasts prominent veins and a wholesome raised foreskin.

This dildo has rapidly been established as a firm favourite amongst John Thomas  customers.

Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, this detailed sex toy is an ideal dildo for anal or vaginal penetration.

Versatility is achieved due it's vacuum hole allowing it to be used with compatible strap on harnesses and vac-u-lock sex machines.

Four handy sizes ensure you can get just the fit you require - just be warned as Bully Boy is sure to want to keep you in every night so he can have his way with you.

 

 

John Thomas Godzillaz Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 20th February 2021

Godzillaz is a medical grade platinum silicone dildo, each version of this toy boasts a unique one-off look made from a handpouring fusion technique which is rarely employed and time-consuming.

John Thomas Toys have truly created an innovative and exciting design in this scaled and spikey monster cock with glorious tones of black and red.

Vac-u-lock and O Ring Compatible, these dildos are full of detail and full of character. Choose from the 4 available sizes, then choose your level of firmness.

Godzillaz is designed in the UK and made in the USA.

Clean in the dishwasher or sterilize in boiling water.

 

 

John Thomas Dick Head Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 13th February 2021
 

The Dick Head platinum silicone stretcher is the latest toy in the John Thomas range. If you enjoy a nice full feeling then this is going to be the ultimate toy for you!

The Dick Head has quickly established itself as one our most popular, in an amazingly short space of time. Dick head has a lovely penile head and a foreskin full of ripples, which will feel divine as you take more of the toy deeper inside you.

Dick Head was inspired by another of our toys ‘William’ and is ideal for anal as well as vaginal stretching. Dick Head comes in a fusion colour of green, blue and yellow or an opaque version with beautifully scattered coloured pieces inside.

This fun stretcher comes in 4 sizes, 5 ½”, 7”, 9” and 12 ½” but remember to build up slowly and use plenty of lubricant. The question is can you conquer the XL?

See further details at John Thomas Toys  



John Thomas Toys™

Silicone Dildos

Designed in UK | Made in USA

100% Medical Grade Platinum Silicone

FREE UK Next Working Day Delivery | Worldwide Shipping

FREE Vac-U-Lock™ Large Suction Cup Plug with all dildos

www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk
 



 AlienHooligan   AnalBomb   AnalProbe   AnalTorpedo   Barbarian   Beastli   BillyBunter   Boogieman   Brutus   Buffalo   BullyBoy   BuxomLady   ChubbyCedric   CleopatrasCandle   ComancheWarHorse   Conka   Convict   DickHead   DinoSlug   Director   Don   DoubleBubble   Extremity   Godzillaz   JoshuasBits   JuansCock   KoiToy   Oglin   OriginalTentacle   Orinoco   PeeWee   PervyPatrick   PongoDongo   Predator   PrinceAlbert   Ramsta   Rhaegar   RudeBoi   Sampson   SergeantMajor   Skittle   SlinkySantiago   SmoothBoy   Snake   SpocksCock   ThingyBob   Thug   TwistedHog   Umbungo'sFinger   WarHead   William   Woody   Xtro   Yuppie 
 HotMovies   JohnThomasToys   NicenNaughty   SexMachines 


 

melonfarmers icon

Home

Top

Index

Links

Search
 

UK

World

Media

Liberty

Info
 

Film Index

Film Cuts

Film Shop

Sex News

Sex Sells
 


Adult Store Reviews

Adult DVD & VoD

Adult Online Stores

New Releases/Offers

Latest Reviews

FAQ: Porn Legality
 

Sex Shops List

Lap Dancing List

Satellite X List

Sex Machines List

John Thomas Toys