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29th January   

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New UK DVD release of Anita: Swedish Nymphet with Christina Lindberg

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Swedish Erotica Anita Nymphet DVDAnita: Swedish Nymphet is a 1973 Swedish softcore by Torgny Wickman.
With Christina Lindberg, Stellan Skarsgård and Danièle Vlaminck. See IMDb

UK: The Swedish Version was passed 18 uncut for

  • UK 2012 Revelation R2 DVD titled Anita: Swedish Nymphet at UK Amazon just released on 23rd January 2012
  • UK 2008 Revelation Swedish Erotica 1 R2 DVD titled Anita: Swedish Nymphet at UK Amazon
Previously passed X/18 after similar BBFC cuts for:
  • UK 1987 Sheptonhurst VHS titled Anita
  • UK 1974 cinema release titled Anita

Summary Review: Cult Star

Cult star Christina Lindberg stars as Anita, a 16-year-old girl (played by a 22-year-old) who has to have sex and it doesn't matter with who. She picks up lawyers, junkies, little boys, drunks or even the homeless. Her sexual behavior gets her kicked out of towns but one day she meets a doctor who thinks he can help her.

This Swedish picture is rather strange because it's certainly a sexploitation title and the main goal is for the beautiful Lindberg to get naked every chance she gets but the overall tone of the movie is so serious that it's hard to have fun with the film.

The story is pretty straight forward, which means it gets pretty boring as it rarely goes over the top outside of a 16-year-old wanting any guy she can get. As for Lindberg, she certainly deserves her cult status. She's certainly easy on the eyes but unlike a lot of erotic stars, she can also act and she brings a lot life to her character.

 

19th January   

Update: Depraved Thinking at the BBFC...


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BBFC still believe that the sight of an actress licking urine can deprave and corrupt R18 viewers

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BBFC logoThe BBFC have just published it's decision to make cuts to the R18 adult DVD titled The Best of Lucy Law.

It cut 2:35s with the comment:

Cuts were required to remove the clear indication that one woman is licking urine from another, penetration with an object with potential to cause physical harm, and dialogue encouraging an interest in breath restriction. Cuts made in line with current interpretation of the Obscene Publications Act 1959, BBFC Guidelines and policy, and the Video Recordings Act 1984.

So even after such a resounding decision to find urolagnia to be not obscene in the only jury case in recent memory, then the BBFC is still citing bollox that licking urine could somehow deprave and corrupt R18 viewers.

Methinks the censors have watched a few too many golden showers movies themselves.

Update: And Another

20th January 2012. See article from bbfc.co.uk

Slam It! in a Slut.

The BBFC cuts 20s commenting:

A cut was required to remove sight of a female performer expelling urine directly onto a man underneath her. Cut made in accordance with current interpretation of the Obscene Publications Act 1959.

 

12th January   

An Obscenely High Percentage of Cut R18s?...


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13% of R18s censored in December 2011

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R18 StoryBBFC R18 cuts for December 2011

Number of submissions = 38
Number that were cut = 5
Percentage of R18s censored by the BBFC = 13%

The R18 monthly cuts stats 2011: 

  • January: 6 R18s cut out of 74 (8%)
  • February: 6 R18s cut out of 41 (15%)
  • March: 4 R18s cut out of 54 (8%)
  • April: 7 R18s cut out of 43 (16%)
  • May: 13 R18s cut out of 65 (20%)
  • June: 6 R18s cut out of 58 (10%)
  • July: 4 R18s cut out of 38 (10%)
  • August: 8 R18s cut out of 50 (16%)
  • September: 9 R18s cut out of 61 (15%)
  • October: 8 R18s cut out of 44 (18%)
  • November: 9 R18s cut out of 59 (15%)
  • December: 5 R18s cut out of 38 (13%)

Total for 2011: 85 out of 625 (14%)

The R18 monthly cuts stats 2010: 

  • January: 75 R18s cut out of 375 (20%) *
  • February: 6 R18s cut out of 76 (7%)
  • March: 15 R18s cut out of 76 (19%)
  • April: 16 R18s cut out of 65 (24%)
  • June: 23 R18s cut out of 80 (28%)
  • July: 15 R18s cut out of 69 (21%)
  • August: 16 cut out of 95 (17%)
  • September: 8 cut out of 63 (13%)
  • October: 8 cut out of 61 (13%)
  • November: 4 cut out of 67 (6%)
  • December: 7 cut out of 43 (16%)

Total for 2010: 191 out of 1070 (18%)

* The BBFC re-assigned all video certificates passed during the preceding months when the Video Records Act was in limbo, to a January 2010 date when the new VRA was back in force.

Cuts of interest:

Hunky Builders

Cut required to remove a sequence implying a man is abducted and forced to have sex against his will. Cut made in line with BBFC Guidelines and policy, and the Video Recordings Act 1984.

Maybe this will be passed later. So will the percentage of R18s being cut be reduced in the coming months in response to the latest obscenity trial decision?

 

10th January   

From the Golden Age...

New US DVD release of Radley Metzger's Naked Came the Stranger

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naked came the strangerNaked Came the Stranger is a 1975 US adult film by Radley Metzger (as Henry Paris).
With Darby Lloyd Rains, Levi Richards and Mary Stuart. See IMDb

US: Uncut and MPAA X rated for:

In the UK

The film was last released in the UK in 1988 VHS. The softcore version was released with an R18 rating and an even more cut version was passed 18.

DVD Features

  • New HD Transfer, Uncut and Restored
  • Remastered Dolby Digital 5.1 Audio
  • Full Length "Film Facts" Subtitle Track
  • "The Locations of Naked" Featurette
  • "The Restoration of Naked" Featurette
  • "The Deleted Scenes" Featurette
  • Split-Screen "Soft Cut' vs "Hard Cut"
  • Original Trailers & Radio Spots
  • Slideshow & Ephemera Gallery
  • 40-page Liner Note Booklet

Summary Review: Undisputed classic

Sizzling sex, stunning cinematography, and the director's trademark humor make Radley Metzger's Naked Came the Stranger an undisputed classic from the golden age of erotic adult film.

This was the second hardcore project for respected erotic auteur Radley Metzger (using the pseudonym Henry Paris) following his well-received though unflinchingly explicit The Private Afternoons Of Pamela Mann.

Perhaps with an eye towards mainstream acceptance of a film form he had largely embraced because it was what the domestic adult movie marketplace at least demanded, Metzger toned down the level of graphic detail on this occasion. As compensation, he lavished more time and attention on the central characterizations of radio talk show hosts William and Gillian Blake whose sparkling repartee considerably enlivens their extra-marital erotic encounters.

 

7th January   

Update: Obscenity Trial of the Decade...

Jury clears gay fisting, urolagnia and BDSM DVDs of obscenity

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 full story: Obscenity in the UK...Gay fisting, urolagnia and BDSM found not obscene by jury

Old BaileyR v Peacock

Michael Peacock has been acquitted of all charges after a unanimous jury decision to find Peacock not guilty on 6 counts of obscenity.

Michael Peacock (referred to in the gay porn world as Sleazy Michael) had been charged for distributing supposedly obscene DVDs including representation of gay fisting, urolagnia and BDSM.

The trial was heard before the Southwark Crown Court. The films in question feature: gay fisting (the insertion of five fingers of the fist into the rectum of another male); urolagnia (in this case men urinating in their clothes, onto each others' bodies and drinking it); and BDSM (in this case hard whipping, the insertion of needles, urethral sounds and electrical torture). Also there was an example of a staged non consensual scene.

The Obscene Publications Act 1959 features the contentious and ambiguous deprave and corrupt test, whereby an article (for example a DVD) is obscene if it tends to deprave and corrupt the reader, viewer or listener. The Test is defined in Section1 of the Act as:

An article shall be deemed to be obscene if its effect or (where the article comprises two or more distinct items) the effect of any one of its items is, if taken as a whole, such as to tend to deprave and corrupt persons who are likely, having regard to all relevant circumstances, to read, see or hear the matter contained or embodied in it.

Peacock was represented by Nigel Richardson and Sandra Paul of Hodge Jones and Allen

Myles Jackman, a solicitor specialising in obscenity law, said this outcome was a significant victory for common sense suggesting that the OPA has been rendered irrelevant in the digital age.

In a tweet, Jackman said that SCD9, the Metropolitan Police unit dealing with human exploitation and organised crime, will meet with the Crown Prosecution Service and the British Board of Film Classification to review guidelines on obscenity.

And of course the authorities will be considering whether the law itself now needs changing. No doubt nutter campaigners will now be pushing for something new to replace the OPA now that it no longer supports their censorial views.

Speculation: So what may be the outcome at least in terms of BBFC censorship of R18s?

R18 StoryThe BBFC have been cutting all such material citing the current interpretation of the Obscene Publications Act. But now of course this will change. The BBFC will still be at liberty to cut scenes off their own bat. And indeed the board has been regularly cutting scenes involving penetration by objects that could possibly result in harm justified via its own guidelines.

I think there will be a few changes welcomed by all sides. The current prohibition of female squirting leaves everyone totally baffled as to why. This prohibition can now be rapidly dropped. Perhaps urolagnia can now be generally allowed albeit with restrictions when it is considered by the censors to be degrading.

Perhaps something similar with fisting which could be generally allowed with a proviso that it must not be seen to be causing any discomfort to those participating.

The BDSM issue is not going to be easy. The current ban is at least easy to explain. To allow any level of hurt beyond trifling may prove very difficult to define. Maybe it is still banned by legislation examined during the notable Spanner Case, the judgement of which basically disallows people from giving consent to be hurt. So perhaps the BBFC will just switch justifications but continue to ban BDSM.

And I don't suppose that the non-consensual scene will impact BBFC guidelines at all. This will no doubt continue to be banned from R18s.

 

10th December   

Power Trip...

15% of R18s censored in November 2011

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R18 StoryBBFC R18 cuts for November 2011

Number of submissions = 59
Number that were cut = 9
Percentage of R18s censored by the BBFC = 15%

The R18 monthly cuts stats 2011: 

  • January: 6 R18s cut out of 74 (8%)
  • February: 6 R18s cut out of 41 (15%)
  • March: 4 R18s cut out of 54 (8%)
  • April: 7 R18s cut out of 43 (16%)
  • May: 13 R18s cut out of 65 (20%)
  • June: 6 R18s cut out of 58 (10%)
  • July: 4 R18s cut out of 38 (10%)
  • August: 8 R18s cut out of 50 (16%)
  • September: 9 R18s cut out of 61 (15%)
  • October: 8 R18s cut out of 44 (18%)
  • November : 9 R18s cut out of 59 (15%)

The R18 monthly cuts stats 2010: 

  • January: 75 R18s cut out of 375 (20%) *
  • February: 6 R18s cut out of 76 (7%)
  • March: 15 R18s cut out of 76 (19%)
  • April: 16 R18s cut out of 65 (24%)
  • June: 23 R18s cut out of 80 (28%)
  • July: 15 R18s cut out of 69 (21%)
  • August: 16 cut out of 95 (17%)
  • September: 8 cut out of 63 (13%)
  • October: 8 cut out of 61 (13%)
  • November: 4 cut out of 67 (6%)
  • December: 7 cut out of 43 (16%)

* The BBFC re-assigned all video certificates passed during the preceding months when the Video Records Act was in limbo, to a January 2010 date when the new VRA was back in force.

Cuts of interest:

I think this is the first time dangerous play with electricity has been cut.

Femdom Ass Worship 10

Cuts were required to remove potentially harmful sexual activity (in this case restriction of breathing and encouragement to restrict breathing as a form of sex play, as well as dangerous play with electricity). Cuts made in line with BBFC Guidelines and policy and the Video Recordings Act 1984.

 

12th November   

Therapists and Censors...

71 minutes cut from the R18 film Poor Little Shyla

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poor little shylaPoor Little Shyla is a 2011 US lesbian hardcore film with Shyla Jennings and RayVeness.

It was passed R18 for strong images of real sex, but only after 71:38s of BBFC cuts for:

  • UK 2011 Erigo R0 DVD

The BBFC commented:

  • Cuts required to remove material (including dialogue) likely to encourage an interest in sexually abusive activity, in this case including paedophilia, incest, rape and abuse of trust. Cuts made in accordance with BBFC Guidelines and policy, and the Video Recordings Act 1984

Note that 'abuse of trust' alludes to British law about 'relationships of trust', such as pupils/teachers or patients/doctor, where the age of consent has been increased from the usual 16 to 18.

Actually the 'plot' sounds a little more challenging than most. From promotional blurb:

Shyla wants desperately to be part of the cool crowd but the leg braces she wears makes it hard for her to fit in. One afternoon she is subjected to the cruel machinations of Faye and Georgia who forcibly bind and undress her before they are interrupted by Faye's horrified mother.

In the ensuing aftermath, parents and therapists attempt to counsel the young girls in order to help them better understand their behavior and lesbian tendencies. The older, more experienced women instruct the girls how to properly explore and satisfy their curiosities. Were the girls acting out or did they really know what they were doing?

The Melon Farmers commented: BBFC Offensive Comments

How on earth can cheaply made, badly acted, porn featuring bullshit plot cliches that porn viewers will have been seen many times before, be 'likely' to 'encourage an interest sexually abusive activity'.

In these times of political correctness, why are the BBFC allowed to cast unjustified aspersions that porn viewers are weak minded and 'likely' to be influenced by any old two bit porn fantasy scene?

 

9th November   

Less Surprise...

18% of R18s censored in October 2011

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R18 StoryBBFC R18 cuts for October 2011

Number of submissions = 44
Number that were cut = 8
Percentage of R18s censored by the BBFC = 18%

The R18 monthly cuts stats 2011: 

  • January: 6 R18s cut out of 74 (8%)
  • February: 6 R18s cut out of 41 (15%)
  • March: 4 R18s cut out of 54 (8%)
  • April: 7 R18s cut out of 43 (16%)
  • May: 13 R18s cut out of 65 (20%)
  • June: 6 R18s cut out of 58 (10%)
  • July: 4 R18s cut out of 38 (10%)
  • August: 8 R18s cut out of 50 (16%)
  • September: 9 R18s cut out of 61 (15%)
  • October: 8 R18s cut out of 44 (18%)

The R18 monthly cuts stats 2010: 

  • January: 75 R18s cut out of 375 (20%) *
  • February: 6 R18s cut out of 76 (7%)
  • March: 15 R18s cut out of 76 (19%)
  • April: 16 R18s cut out of 65 (24%)
  • June: 23 R18s cut out of 80 (28%)
  • July: 15 R18s cut out of 69 (21%)
  • August: 16 cut out of 95 (17%)
  • September: 8 cut out of 63 (13%)
  • October: 8 cut out of 61 (13%)
  • November: 4 cut out of 67 (6%)
  • December: 7 cut out of 43 (16%)

* The BBFC re-assigned all video certificates passed during the preceding months when the Video Records Act was in limbo, to a January 2010 date when the new VRA was back in force.

Cuts of interest:

Big Cock MILF surprise

Cut required to remove dialogue encouraging an abusive and potentially harmful act. Cut made in line with BBFC Guidelines and policy, and the Video Recordings Act 1984.

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