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Anti porn campaigners in the House of Lords try to get nearly all porn websites banned...

But the Government tries to downgrade this into a still nasty, but slightly more practical compromise


Link Here16th April 2026
Full story: UK Government Pornography Review...A review of censorship law

Brief comments on two proposed new criminal offences relating to pornography: strangulation / suffocation, and sex (actually or purportedly) between relatives

As published on: by Neil Brown

A couple of people have asked me about some of the proposed amendments to the UKs Crime and Policing Bill , which is currently going through Parliament.

Please note that these are proposed amendments and, as such they are not (yet) law. They may never become law, or may be changed, materially or otherwise, before they become law.

This blogpost contains sexual themes

As the title of this blogpost suggests, this blogpost is about legislation which has sexual themes. In particular:

  • strangulation / suffocation

  • sex between relatives

These offences relate to images, not acts

The proposed new offences which I discuss below relate to images of acts, and not the acts themselves.

They do not impact ostensibly the legality (or otherwise) of doing the things depicted in the images.

Pornographic images of strangulation or suffocation Background

The UK government announced last year that it would seek to ban strangulation in pornography .

The government press release states that:

media sources such as pornography have effectively established strangulation during sex as a sexual norm, and a belief that strangling a partner during sex is safe because it is believed to be non-fatal despite overwhelming evidence that is is believed there is no safe way to strangle a person.

Proposed offence

The proposed offence is drafted in the following terms ( clause 261, page 67) ):

It is an offence for a person to be in possession of an image if--

  • the image is pornographic, within the meaning of section 63 (i.e. that 'it is of such a nature that it must reasonably be assumed to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal'),

  • the image portrays, in an explicit and realistic way, a person strangling or suffocating another person, and

  • a reasonable person looking at the image would think that the persons were real.

Neither 'strangling' nor 'suffocating' is defined.

My working assumption is that 'strangulation' entails a depiction of putting something (hands or otherwise) around another persons neck which applies pressure or compression to the throat.

The CPS guidance on 'strangulation' in the context of domestic abuse and the Serious Crime Act 2015 states that:

Strangulation does not require a particular level of pressure or force within its ordinary meaning, it does not require any injury and it does not require proof of a consequence such as impeded breathing or circulation.

My feeling is that 'suffocation' covers any means of adversely impacting someones breathing, or depriving someone of air, making it wider than 'strangulation', and encompassing what might be termed 'breath play'. It could entail putting something down someones throat, for instance, or covering their nose and mouth. The CPS guidance suggests - again, in a somewhat different context - a broad interpretation.

Since the offence, as currently posited, requires 'a person strangling or suffocating another person', it would appear that an image of a person strangling / suffocating themselves is not covered. As such, I should be surprised if this prohibited an image of someone wearing a tie or collar (for instance). This outcome would seem to be consistent with the governments focus on partnered sexual activity and violence against women.

'Image' means both a moving or still image, and data which is capable of conversion into an image, but the portrayal must be 'realistic', and the people depicted must look 'real' to a reasonable person, for the image to be in scope.

This is an image-based offence, and does not impact text-based pornography / erotica, although one would still need to be mindful of the law of obscenity .

Note that the existing legislation relating to 'extreme pornography' already covers the 'explicit and realistic' portrayal of 'an act which threatens a persons life', which could include both strangulation and suffocation. This offence would remain in place.

Proposed defences

Of the proposed defences to the offence of possession, one is:

that the person directly participated in the act portrayed and the act did not involve the infliction of any non-consensual harm on any person.

It would be a separate offence to 'publish' such an image, which includes 'giving or making it available to another person by any means'.

One of the proposed defences to the 'publication' offence is:

that the person directly participated in the act portrayed, the act did not involve the infliction of any non-consensual harm on any person, and the person only published the image to other persons who directly participated.

In terms of 'non-consensual harm', this proposal relies on the existing definition used in s66 Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008 :

... harm inflicted on a person is 'non-consensual' harm if--

  • the harm is of such a nature that the person cannot, in law, consent to it being inflicted on himself or herself; or

  • where the person can, in law, consent to it being so inflicted, the person does not in fact consent to it being so inflicted

In the context of obscenity and consent, the Crown Prosecution Service says :

Non-consent for adults must be distinguished from consent to relinquish control. The presence of a 'gag' or other forms of bondage does not, without more, suffice to confirm that sexual activity was non-consensual.

As far as I know, 'harm' is not, in itself, defined.

While the defence would permit sharing an image with the other participants, it would preclude the private dissemination of such imagery, outside the (direct) participants to it, and would prohibit the sharing of the image online or with social media groups.

Possession or publication of pornographic images of sex between relatives, and images where one person is pretending to be under 18

A separate amendment relates to the possession or publication of pornographic images of sex between relatives.

I understand that this is pretty common subject matter of some 'tube' sites.

The relevant government press release states that:

The first of these vital measures will ban anyone from possessing or publishing harmful pornography that shows incest between family members, and sex between step or foster relations where one person is pretending to be under 18.

A further amendment will criminalise the publication and possession of pornography where an adult is roleplaying as a child.

Because of this 'further amendment', there has been a significant change in the amendment between the House of Lords and the House of Commons.

House of Lords proposed offence

The House of Lords proposed a criminal offence of possession or publication of realistic images depicting sexual penetration of one person by another (my paraphrasing) where:

a reasonable person--

In other words, while the image may be acted, if the context - the title, description, language used by participants etc. - indicated that the participants are related or were pretending to be, and there was sexual penetration of one person by another, it would fall within scope of this offence.

Given the presence of 'pretending to be', it is possible that someone could look to make a case that use of a term like 'daddy' was sufficient to formulate the offence.

House of Commons proposed offence, including 'under 18'

The House of Commons has objected to this amendment, proposing its own, slightly tweaked, version:

The HoC proposal is for a criminal offence of possession or publication of realistic images depicting sexual penetration of one person by another (again, my paraphrasing) where:

a reasonable person--

  • looking at the image, and

  • taking into account any sound or information associated with the image,

would think what is set out in subsection (1A) or (1B).

1A is:

That A and B were related, or pretending to be related, such that A was related to B as parent [(including adoptive parent)], grandparent, child, grandchild, brother, sister, half-brother, half-sister, uncle, aunt, nephew or niece.

1B is entirely new, and covers separate subject matter:

  • That A and B were related or had been related, or were pretending to be related or to have been related, such that A was or had been related to B as step-parent, step-child, stepbrother, stepsister, foster parent or foster child, and

  • at least one of A and B was, or was pretending to be, under 18.

As with the offence relating to images of strangulation / suffocation, this is an image-based offence, and does not impact text-based pornography / erotica.

Because of the requirement of multiple participants ('another person'), images of one person, alone, would appear not to be covered, nor would images (of one or multiple people) which do not depict realistic and explicit penetrative sex.

As above, one would still need to be mindful of the law of obscenity .

Edit: Clarifying 'sexual penetration'

I have been asked what is meant by 'sexual penetration'. Here is the text of the proposal itself:

the image portrays, in an explicit and realistic way, a person (A) sexually penetrating--

  • the vagina or anus of another person (B) with a part of As body or anything else, or

  • Bs mouth with As penis,

There are three notes:

penetration is a continuing act from entry to withdrawal;

'vagina' includes vulva;

references to a part of the body include references to a part surgically constructed (in particular through gender reassignment surgery)

'sexually penetrating' is not defined; I suspect that it would exclude photography of a medical procedure, for instance.

Proposed defences

One of the proposed defences to the offence of possession is that

The comments above about 'non-consensual harm' apply here.

It would appear that, as long as the participants were not actually related, a participant may possess an image in which they pretend to be related.

In respect of publication, there is an additional proposed limb, that:

the person only published the image to person B or A (as the case may be).

Unlike the drafting in respect of the offences relating to images of strangulation / suffocation, which appear to cater for images depicting more than two participants, I am not sure how the defence proposed here works where there are multiple simultaneous participants: distribution to all participants, as opposed to one particular participant, could be problematic.

In any case, this too would preclude the private dissemination of such imagery to non-participants, and would prohibit the sharing of the image online or with social media groups.

 

 

Censor bots...

BBFC are now using Artificial Unintelligence to assist in the ratings of HBO Max streaming programmes


Link Here16th April 2026
The BBFC has said that it is now using an AI censor tool which scans streaming vidoes and creates reports for humans to review. It has used the tool to classify the entire UK catalogue of HBO Max which has recently started its UK service.

TV shows including Game of Thrones and Euphoria have received age ratings for the first time in the UK using the tool. It identifies content that triggers compliance issues, such as violence, nudity and bad language . The flagged scenes are then passed over to BBFC staff for human review.

As a result, all the HBO Max titles were assigned BBFC age ratings -- with Game of Thrones and Euphoria receiving an overall rating of 18, although some individual episodes were rated 15 -- for the platforms UK launch last month.

David Austin, the BBFC chief censor, described the use of AI for HBO Max content as a major step forward in how we support families to make safe and informed viewing decisions.

The BBFC said it had completed the classification of HBO Maxs entire catalogue in six months, a process that normally would have required 1,570 working days -- or more than four years -- of viewing from a compliance officer. The organisation said the final age ratings and content advice remained the sole responsibility of BBFC staff.

 

 

Offsite Article: BBCs Baffling Censorship Slip at the BAFTAs...


Link Here16th April 2026
Understanding the pecking order of PC when one protected group offends another protected group

See article from redbrick.me

 

 

Shopping: Sorcerer...

1977 US/Mexico adventure thriller by William Friedkin just released on UK 4K Blu-ray in the US verdsion


Link Here16th April 2026
Sorcerer is a 1977 US/Mexico adventure thriller by William Friedkin
Starring Roy Scheider, Bruno Cremer and Francisco Rabal BBFC link 2020 IMDb
The European version titled Wages of Fear was shortened. The US version titled Sorcerer is complete

Summary Notes

Four unfortunate men from different parts of the globe agree to risk their lives transporting gallons of nitroglycerin across dangerous Latin American jungle.

UK: The US Version is uncut and BBFC 15 rated for strong violence, injury detail:
  • 2025 Spirit Entertainment R0 4K Blu-ray at UK Amazon #ad released on 6th October 2025

Promotional Material

A hallucinatory journey into the heart of darkness, William Friedkin's pulse-pounding reimagining of the suspense classic The Wages of Fear was dismissed upon its release, only to be recognized decades later as one of the boldest auteur statements of the New Hollywood. In a remote Latin American village, four desperate fugitives-a New Jersey gangster (Roy Scheider), a Mexican assassin (Francisco Rabal), an unscrupulous Parisian businessman (Bruno Cremer), and an Arab terrorist (Amidou)-take on a seemingly doomed mission: transporting two trucks full of highly explosive nitroglycerin through the treacherous jungle. Aided by Tangerine Dream's otherworldly synth score, Friedkin turns each bump in the road into a tour de force of cold-sweat tension-conjuring a hauntingly nihilistic vision of a world ruled by chance and fate.

 

 

Shopping: Black Sunday...

1960 Italy horror by Mario Bava, once banned by the BBFC, just released on US 4K Blu-ray


Link Here16th April 2026
Black Sunday is a 1960 Italy horror by Mario Bava
Starring Barbara Steele, John Richardson and Andrea Checchi IMDb 

Banned by the BBFC in 1961. The European Version (Mask of Satan) was uncut but the US Version (Black Sunday) was cut.

Summary Notes

Decades after being executed for witchcraft, vengeful Princess Asa Vajda and her fiendish servant are resurrected and begin a bloody campaign to possess the body of Asa Vajda's beautiful look-alike descendant Princess Katia.

US: Uncut and MPAA Unrated for:
  • 2025 SHOUT! FACTORY Collector's Edition [European + US versions] R0 4K Blu-ray at US Amazon #ad released on 7th October 2025

Promotional Material

A Bavarian princess, burned at the stake with her lover for being a witch, comes to life after three hundred years to enact the curse of revenge on her remaining family members.

Bonus Content:

  • 4K Restoration from the Original Camera Negative
  • International Version
  • Audio Commentary with Writer Dr. Rebekah King
  • Audio Commentary with Dr. Karen Stallznow, Matt Baxter and Blake Smith
  • Audio Commentary with Film Critic Brian Keiper
  • Audio Commentary with Film Critic Meagan Navarro
  • Trailers from Hell: Interview with Filmmaker Larry Cohen
  • International Trailer
  • US Trailer
  • Poster Gallery
  • TV Spot

 

 

Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases...

Absolution


Link Here16th April 2026

 

 

Weekly US Ratings from the MPA...

Iron Lung


Link Here16th April 2026
MPAA Bulletin 2915, 10 December 2025

Buffalo Kids

Rated PG for action, violence, some language, rude humor and thematic elements.

Viva Pictures Distribution, LLC

Crime 101

Rated R for language throughout, some violence and sexual material/nudity.

Amazon MGM Studios

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die is a 2025 Germany/US comedy adventure by Gore Verbinski
Starring Sam Rockwell, Zazie Beetz and Haley Lu Richardson BBFC link 2020 IMDb

Rated R for pervasive language, violence, some grisly images and brief sexual content.

Briarcliff Entertainment

Summary Notes

A "Man From the Future" arrives at a diner in Los Angeles where he must recruit the precise combination of disgruntled patrons to join him on a one-night quest to save the world from the terminal threat of a rogue artificial intelligence

Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir

Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir is a 2026 US music biography by JJ Duncan, Bruce Robertson
Starring Paris Hilton IMDb

Rated PG-13 for strong language, sexual material, some partial nudity and thematic elements.

CJ 4DPlex Co., Ltd. Western Film Services

Summary Notes

Paris Hilton's musical journey unfolds through rare footage and intimate moments, from her debut album to her latest work. A raw look at her evolution as an artist and icon, blending performances with personal revelations.

Iron Lung

Iron Lung is a 2026 US Sci-Fi horror by Mark Fischbach
Starring Mark Fischbach, Caroline Kaplan and Troy Baker BBFC link 2020 IMDb

Rated R for language, bloody images and some gore.

Markiplier Inc.

Summary Notes

In a post-apocalyptic future after "The Quiet Rapture" event, a convict explores a blood ocean on a desolate moon using a submarine called the "Iron Lung" to search for missing stars/planets.

Operation Blackout

Rated PG-13 for brief violence and strong language.

Live Free Solutions

The Quran

Rated PG for thematic material and some action/violence.

Hollywood 2 Bollywood Pictures

The Rise of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Rated R for language and drug material.

Netflix, Inc.

Slanted

Rated R for language, some sexual material, teen drug use and brief violent content/bloody images.

Bleecker Street

Youngblood

Rated PG-13 for some strong language, violence, suggestive material and teen drinking.

Well Go USA, Inc.

MPAA Bulletin 2914, 03 December 2025

The Dutchman

The Dutchman is a 2025 US thriller by Andre Gaines
Starring André Holland, Kate Mara and Stephen McKinley Henderson IMDb

Rated R for sexual content, language and brief violence.

Relativity Media

Summary Notes

A successful black businessman, haunted by his crumbling marriage and identity crisis, is drawn into a sexualized game of cat and mouse with a mysterious white woman on a subway that leads to a violent conclusion.

Scarlet (dubbed)

Rated PG-13 for strong violence/bloody images.

Sony Pictures Classics

She Dances

She Dances is a 2025 US comedy drama by Rick Gomez
Starring Steve Zahn, Ethan Hawke and Michael Cudlitz IMDb

Rated PG-13 for some language and drug references.

Pinnacle Peak Pictures

Summary Notes

A struggling single father tries to reconnect with his distant teenage daughter while chaperoning her at a regional dance competition in the Southeast.

Sweetness

Sweetness is a 2025 Canada thriller by Emma Higgins
Starring Justin Chatwin, Steven Ogg and Amanda Brugel IMDb

Rated R for violence/bloody images, drug content, language and some sexual references.

Saban Films LLC

Summary Notes

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You, Me & Tuscany

You, Me & Tuscany is a 2026 US comedy romance by Kat Coiro
Starring Regé-Jean Page, Halle Bailey and Marco Calvani BBFC link 2020 IMDb

Rated PG-13 for some strong language, and sexual material.

Universal Studios

Summary Notes

When a woman crashes at an empty Italian villa, posing as the owner's fiancée, she discovers an unexpected romance that may transform her life.

 

 

Daily UK Ratings from the BBFC...

The Strangers: Chapter 2, Death Valley, Perpetrator


Link Here16th April 2026
filmCinema

BBFC decisions from 12 August 2025 to 18 August 2025

   

The Mastermind

The Mastermind is a 2025 US crime film by Kelly Reichardt
Starring Gaby Hoffmann, Hope Davis and Bill Camp BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

In 1970, Mooney and two cohorts wander into a museum in broad daylight and steal four paintings. When holding onto the art proves more difficult than stealing them, Mooney is relegated to a life on the run.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 110:16s
pal: 105:51s
12AUK: Uncut and BBFC 12A rated for infrequent strong language, moderate violence, drug references:
  • 2025 MUBI cinema release (rated 13/08/2025)
   

On Swift Horses

On Swift Horses is a 2024 US romance by Daniel Minahan
Starring Daisy Edgar-Jones, Jacob Elordi and Will Poulter BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

Muriel and her husband Lee are about to begin a bright new life, which is upended by the arrival of Lee's brother. Muriel embarks on a secret life, gambling on racehorses and discovering a love she never thought possible.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 119:10s
pal: 114:24s
15UK: Uncut and BBFC 15 rated for strong sex, language:
  • 2025 Columbia Pictures Corporation cinema release (rated 14/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 119:09s
pal: 114:23s
IFCO cinema 15AIreland: Uncut and IFCO 15A rated with a trigger warning for strong sexual content throughout with some strong language, occasional violent scenes with bloody injury detail, discriminatory language and attitudes consistent with the historical context:
  • 2025 Sony cinema release (2025 rated 11/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 119m
pal: 114m
ACB MAustralia: Uncut and ACB M rated for mature themes, violence, coarse language, nudity and sex scenes:
  • 2025 Sony Blu-ray (rated 17/06/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
MPA RUS: Uncut and MPA R rated for for sexual content, nudity and some language.:
  • 2025 release (rated 05/02/2025)
 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a 1975 UK/US music comedy film by Jim Sharman
Starring Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

A newly-engaged couple have a breakdown in an isolated area and must seek shelter at the bizarre residence of Dr. Frank-n-Furter.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 99:57s
pal: 95:57s
12AUK: Uncut and BBFC 12A rated for moderate sex references, violence, brief nudity, infrequent strong language:
  • 2025 Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures UK cinema release (rated 18/08/2025)
 

The Roses

The Roses is a 2025 UK/US satire by Jay Roach
Starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Olivia Colman and Andy Samberg BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

A tinderbox of competition and resentments underneath the façade of a picture-perfect couple is ignited when the husband's professional dreams come crashing down.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 105:23s
pal: 101:10s
15UK: Uncut and BBFC 15 rated for very strong language, strong sex references, threat, drug misuse:
  • 2025 Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures UK cinema release (rated 12/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 105m
pal: 101m
ACB MA 15+Australia: Uncut and ACB MA 15+ rated for strong coarse language:
  • 2025 Walt Disney Studios Motion cinema release (rated 14/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 106m
pal: 102m
IFCO cinema 15AIreland: Uncut and IFCO 15A rated for strong language and sex references, some violent scenes, depictions of harmful behaviour including drug use:
  • 2025 Disney cinema release (2025 rated 08/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
MPA RUS: Uncut and MPA R rated for for language throughout, sexual content, and drug content.:
  • 2025 release (rated 02/07/2025)
 

Sketch

Sketch is a 2024 US comedy fantasy by Seth Worley
Starring Tony Hale, D'Arcy Carden and Bianca Belle BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

When a young girl's sketchbook falls into a strange pond, her drawings come to life-chaotic, real and on the loose. As the town descends into chaos, her family must reunite and stop the monsters they never meant to unleash.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 93:58s
pal: 90:12s
12AUK: Uncut and BBFC 12A rated for moderate horror, violence:
  • 2025 KOVA cinema release (rated 12/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 92:31s
pal: 88:49s
IFCO cinema 12AIreland: Uncut and IFCO 12A rated for moderate action fantasy violence with some scenes that might frighten younger viewers, mild language and rude humour, references to anti-social behaviour, bereavement theme:
  • 2025 Kova cinema release (2025 rated 12/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 92m
pal: 88m
ACB PGAustralia: Uncut and ACB PG rated for mild themes, fantasy violence and coarse language:
  • 2025 Rialto Blu-ray (rated 25/06/2025)
 

Spinal Tap II: The End Continues

Spinal Tap II: The End Continues is a 2025 US comedy film by Rob Reiner
Starring Rob Reiner, Christopher Guest and Michael McKean BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

The band reunite after a 15-year break for one final concert.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 83:40s
pal: 80:19s
15UK: Uncut and BBFC 15 rated for strong language:
  • 2025 Columbia Pictures Corporation cinema release (rated 15/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 84m
pal: 81m
ACB MAustralia: Uncut and ACB M rated for coarse language and sexual references:
  • 2025 Sony Blu-ray (rated 12/08/2025) titled Spinal Tap Ii: The End Continues
BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 83:39s
pal: 80:18s
IFCO cinema 15AIreland: Uncut and IFCO 15A rated for strong language, sexual innuendo and rude humour:
  • 2025 Sony cinema release (2025 rated 11/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
MPA RUS: Uncut and MPA R rated for for language including some sexual references.:
  • 2025 release (rated 09/04/2025) titled Spinal Tap Ii
 

The Strangers: Chapter 2

The Strangers: Chapter 2 is a 2025 Spain/US slasher horror by Renny Harlin
Starring Gabriel Basso, Richard Brake and Madelaine Petsch BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

On the final day of their cross country road trip, a couple's vehicle breaks down, forcing them to take refuge in a remote Airbnb. As night falls, three masked strangers terrorize them until dawn.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 98:17s
pal: 94:21s
15UK: Uncut and BBFC 15 rated for strong threat, violence, bloody images, language:
  • 2025 Lionsgate UK cinema release (rated 12/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
MPA RUS: Uncut and MPA R rated for for bloody violence, and language.:
  • 2025 release (rated 20/08/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 98:19s
pal: 94:23s
IFCO cinema 15AIreland: Uncut and IFCO 15A rated for strong violence and threat with graphic bloody injury detail, jump scares and strong language:
  • 2025 Lionsgate cinema release (2025 rated 11/08/2025)
dvdHome Video

BBFC decisions from 12 August 2025 to 18 August 2025

 

The Black Butterfly

The Black Butterfly is a 1968 Hong Kong action drama by Wei Lo
Starring Yu Chin Chang, Hung-Lieh Chen and Chiao Chiao BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

Black Butterfly, steals from the rich and gives to the poor. In reality, she is Bao Zhu, the daughter of retired swordsman Kwan Yee. Trouble starts when a bandit gang who she has robbed come to town looking for her.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 106:10s
pal: 101:55s
12UK: Uncut and BBFC 12 rated for moderate violence, injury detail:
  • 2025 Eureka Entertainment Blu-ray (rated 18/08/2025)
 

Death Valley

Death Valley is a 1968 Hong Kong action film by Wei Lo
Starring Yueh Hua, Angela Yu Chien and Hung-Lieh Chen BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

A hired killer unknowingly makes friends with the man he's been sent to assassinate.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 95:06s
pal: 91:18s
15UK: Uncut and BBFC 15 rated for strong violence, sex:
  • 2025 Eureka Entertainment Blu-ray (rated 18/08/2025)
 

Fantômas Vs Scotland Yard

Fantômas Vs Scotland Yard is a 1967 Comedy Crime Film by André Hunebelle
Starring Jean Marais, Louis de Funès and Mylène Demongeot BBFC link 2020

BBFC Notes

A gang of hapless detectives try to catch notorious criminal Fantômas after he travels to Scotland to extort money from the rich in this comedy crime caper.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 101m
pal: 97:00s
PGUK: Uncut and BBFC PG rated with a trigger warning for mild threat, violence, rude humour, brief suicide references:
  • 2025 Eureka Entertainment Blu-ray (rated 18/08/2025)
 

Hill

Hill is a 2025 UK sport biography by Alex Holmes
Starring Damon Hill and Georgie Hill BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

Featuring exclusive, intimate interviews with Damon and his family - tells how he overcame the adversity of losing his legendary father Graham Hill to follow in his footsteps and become a world champion himself.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 90:15s
pal: 86:38s
12UK: Uncut and BBFC 12 rated with a trigger warning for upsetting scenes, suicide references:
  • 2025 Signature Entertainment Blu-ray (rated 18/08/2025)
  • 2025 Signature Entertainment VoD (rated 20/01/2025)
 

Jurassic World: Rebirth

Jurassic World: Rebirth is a 2025 US/UK/Malta/India/Taiwan/Japan action adventure thriller by Gareth Edwards
Starring Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali and Jonathan Bailey BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

Five years post-Jurassic World: Dominion (2022), an expedition braves isolated equatorial regions to extract DNA from three massive prehistoric creatures for a groundbreaking medical breakthrough.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 133:28s
pal: 128:08s
pal: 123:00s
12UK: Uncut and BBFC 12 rated for moderate threat, violence, language:
  • 2025 Spirit Universal Blu-ray (rated 16/08/2025)
  • 2025 Universal Studios VoD (rated 16/07/2025)

 

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 133m
pal: 128m
ACB MAustralia: Uncut and ACB M rated for scenes of threat and peril:
  • 2025 Universal Pictures International cinema release (rated 19/06/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 133:28s
pal: 128:08s
IFCO cinema 12AIreland: Uncut and IFCO 12A rated for moderate threat and jump scares throughout, some bloody imagery and scenes that might frighten younger viewers, moderate language:
  • 2025 Universal cinema release (2025 rated 29/05/2025)
BBFC uncut
uncut
MPA PG-13US: Uncut and MPA PG-13 rated for for intense sequences of violence/action, bloody images, some suggestive references, language and a drug reference.:
  • 2025 release (rated 30/04/2025) titled Jurassic World Rebirth
 

Perpetrator

Perpetrator is a 2023 US/France horror by Jennifer Reeder
Starring Taylor Kinkead, Christopher Lowell and Kiah McKirnan BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

Jonny, a wild and impulsive teenage girl living precariously in a town where young women continue to go missing, and the power she's forced to unlock to survive.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 100:43s
pal: 96:41s
15UK: Uncut and BBFC 15 rated for strong bloody images, gore, threat, violence, language, sex references:
  • 2025 Arrow Film Blu-ray (rated 18/08/2025)
 

Vengeance of a Snow Girl

Vengeance of a Snow Girl is a 1971 Hong Kong action drama by Wei Lo
Starring Pei-Pei Cheng, Yueh Hua and Ku Feng BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

A young woman whose weapon speciality is the whip tries to protect her martial arts master uncle, who's been in hiding for fifteen years after getting accused of killing the man he was supposed to protect and stealing all his money.

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 117:50s
pal: 113:07s
12UK: Uncut and BBFC 12 rated for moderate violence, injury detail, language:
  • 2025 Eureka Entertainment Blu-ray (rated 18/08/2025)
 

Who Wants to Kill Jessie?

Who Wants to Kill Jessie? is a 1966 Czechoslovakia satire by Václav Vorlícek
Starring Dana Medrická, Jirí Sovák and Olga Schoberová BBFC link 2020 IMDb

There are no censorship issues with this release

Summary Notes

"What if someone had an absurd dream and the visions ran out in the street?" a scientist asks Rose, a researcher who discovers a way to engender beneficial dreams (to produce contented, productive workers). There's a problem: after an injection of her elixir, dream elements becom...

Versions

BBFC uncut
uncut
run: 78:58s
pal: 75:48s
12UK: Uncut and BBFC 12 rated for moderate violence, threat:
  • 2025 Second Run DVD Blu-ray (rated 18/08/2025)




 

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